i cant decide whether to do my laundry or
have a nap
same thing
its not the same thing
when you nap you do the laundry of your soul
and when you do your laundry you take a nap from taking a nap
that doesnt make any sense
what does sense have to do with it
ill take a nap
i want an almond marzipan croissant
get one
you get it for me
get it yourself
im going to nap for you i dont have any money be my slave last time i got you an almond marzipan
croissant when you wanted one
thats not true
the rich just think almond marzipan
croissants and they appear
the future is rich
the future is poor
its rich because therell be an apocalypse and
everyone will die but the rich will be cryogenically frozen and will wake up
and rule the world
they rule the world now
if theres no poor therell be nothing to rule
theyll build factories to manufacture the
poor so therell be something to rule
sounds useful
society isnt about useful its about
domination
dominations just very full use
morbidly obese use
didnt larx say something like that
its snarx dingleberry
dr dingleberry
assistant lickspittle of affairs
she slept with a student and got an stdegree
thought narx was a man
i learned in that class i took gender
isnt real anymore
sex isnt real
i think they said it was gender
what did they say about sex
i dont think its on the approved list
whats on the approved list
gender
diversity inclusivity rhizome
sex is always on the approved list
genders like god im never really sure if its there and if it
is what is it
whats sex
the lower classes dont talk like this
how do you know what the lower classes talk
like
why lower
thats where i like it
thats dirty
thats gender
the other classes like it upper
we all like it up her
the lower classes talk about sex all the time
and the upper classes think about it while they talk about money
the upper classes fuck the lower and the
lower fuck each other
thats why the lower classes are so happy they
get fucked a lot
who fucks the upper
art
art fucks everybody everywhere
i need drugs
if they dont eliminate any of the causes of
human despair they dont have the right to eliminate those means by which we try
to cleanse ourselves of despair
only we have rights and freedoms
what do they have
good drugs
money doesnt buy happiness
beautys only skin deep
the grass is always greener
all true language is incomprehensible
you cant do that
what
that last one isnt a cliche
it is now
want to fill out my grad school application
for me
im taking a nap for you
sleeptalker
grad schools stupid
grad schools not stupid
everyone else is doing it all it does is
further entrench an already corrupt and corpulent establishment real educations
in the assroom not the classroom and
youll never get in
thats not nice
you cant write
i can write
you cant write in their language
i can write in their language
listen to you
im talking
youd rather be napping
there are two kinds of people in the world those who go to class and those who dont
there are two kinds of people in the world those who go to class and the other ones
who are the other ones
class goes to them
they dont talk about class anymore
who doesnt
the ones with class
they dont talk about sex they dont talk about
class what do they talk about
geopolitical inversion
thats just sex in bad clothes
fuck my titties honey
dont be crude
thought you liked it upper
only if you get me an almond marzipan
croissant
only if you do my laundry
they dont use class anymore because the words
have to be changed every few years
words are like diapers
they get full of shit real quick
were united by our fear of death
were united by our love of red meat
were united by our language
we havent understood anything the other
persons said ever
theres only one police force and its the
language police
theres only one military and its the language
military
theres only one atomic bomb and its the
language bomb
one love one fart
lets get together and fuck all night
dont be vulgar
were lower class thats what we are
our destiny
were vulgar so the others dont have to be
theyre vulgar they just have more expensive
product
were all dinosaurs
i wish
what did the professor say to the transit
employee
i dont know what
she didnt
thats not funny
what does humour have to do with it
we want truth
truth is another name for class
truth is class out of the classroom
i knew someone from the upper classes once
what was it like
it was like someone from the lower classes
you mean just like us
well not really
what was the difference
she smelled better
ive been thinking about this
and
you know string theory
not personally
you take a string right and place
it in a landscape of false vacua
and
anything can happen x is
not definitively and absolutely light years from y but abutting it
thats not string theory
its my string theory
string theorys just class theory without the
particles
the point is upper and lower are only far
apart if you conceive of the spacetimesociety acontinuum as a straight line with two
termini if you see it as infinitely
shifting strings upper and lower connect disconnect crossover parallelize join
dissolve
have you mentioned this to the aristocracy
recently
the upper class doesnt talk about class
how do you know what they talk about
i dont even know what we talk about
you know im fine with class but im not into class more than im into
anything
thats the difference
whats the difference
the upper classes are really into class and
only class
and were into everything
were smarter
thats why were lower
theyve got money and weve got intelligence
thats not true
ok theyve got money and intelligence
theyve got money which buys intelligence
bought intelligence is different than found
intelligence
i think were onto something
stupidity
stupids just another word for nothing left
to buy
the difference between the upper and lower
classes is that the former talk about the latter as an undifferentiated mass
and the latter talk about the former as singularities
the only way to balance this injustice is to
talk about them only as a faceless nameless conglomerate
to be used by us for our purposes
what are our purposes
thats the difference
they have purpose
i have purpose
not that purpose
what about the middle
the middle of the croissants my favourite
part its not quite the beginning and
not quite the end
see theres no lower and upper croissant
there would be if you ate it that way
thats my point
whats your point
my string theory point
eat croissants from the bottom up
why not abolish the upper and lower classes
and have beginning and end classes
whatever you abolish is still there
essentialist
class is essentialist
thats why the academics dont use the word
anymore theyre embarrassed by its
essentialism
scholars are essentialist entities thats why they deny essentialism
scholars are those entities that fuse
education and volition to simulate intelligence
calling education and volition intelligence
is like being religious instead of being compassionate
watching the olympics instead of participating
in them
reading orlando instead of writing it
having a cottage in the country and thinking
youre ecological
being comprised of atoms and saying youre a
scientist
thats why the scholars invented simulation
the lower classs the only reality left
we do real stuff
we fuck eat die the upper classes tell the middle classes to shop
online and the middle classes shop online
we do real stuff
the upper classes promote their irreality the
middle classes their names the lower classes their fucks
the upper classes make statements the middle
classes circulate them the lower classes are the punctuation
moneys the change in our pockets not
electrons on a tablet
i fucked a lawyer once whose primary form of
excitement was watching her assets grow
while you watched her assets grow
class is just ass with a clunky beginning
i like my ass straightup
come on stick it in the air for me and ill spank you
like the good sub you are
oooh you lowclass badass
now thats class ass
what im wondering harder
harder is whether the upperlower dichotomy red marks red marks is
analogous to the youngold dichotomy
dick ought tooo me slap slap dont get slap
nothardnuf
slap connection
its not what you think the
young like it in the upper the old like it in the lower
thats not what i thought whered your ass go
back to class
except the upper stay upper but the young get
old
but crossgenerationally thats not the case inevitably when you look at the archaeologies
of families you see cycles blood moves
across the classes gets shoved up down falls clambers its just that class like culture is more
spread in time
spread
in time
and
random than age which is linear
spread n spank shake n bake
shop n kill stuff n snuff
think were onto something
wish you were into it
politics is the new sex
boring everyone wants to move in the same direction toward
youth and wealth
young and upper
far more interesting talented creative and
bold is wanting to move toward poverty and death
isnt that the monastic ideal
culturally were just reacting to it itll come back
wealth as renunciation doesnt really work
thats what were for
wealth
renunciation
were the necessary and secular monastery
new and improved
kelloggs cocaine krispies
always stale and unhealthy
like the idea of class
need to mix it up
a box full of princes and prostitutes
plumbers and presidents
professors and pimps
pedicurists and paediatricians
think outside the serial
i have a theory
think outside the serial
i have a theory
the lower classes dont have theories
while we humans get older as we age language
gets younger
this is why the lower classes dont have
theories
english when it was young we call old english
ok i have a theory too all the boring people just want more money and
security and as theres more and more boring
people in the world theres more money and security but because the world needs nomoney and
nosecurity in equal measure to money and security the pressure on the lower
classes increases we carry an increasing
burden of nomoney and nosecurity were
critically essential to the balance of society
this is like kafka writing amerika
thats not a lower class reference
kafka never visited amerika
this is like kafka writing amerika
thats not a lower class reference
kafka never visited amerika
but ive visited the lower classes
you have no right to speak of the lower
classes
i selfidentify as lower class
the attributes of class formal education income assets fashion
language diet residence networks exercise name recognition drug preferences
longevity travel kink career privacy yoga
ive got ten
its a pass
i pass class
that doesnt mean you can talk for it
kafka spoke more truth about amerika not
having visited than efferson did having founded it
thats not true
the upper classes taught us truth doesnt
matter
class is syncretistic i take whatever circulating statements i
like and turn them into a collage i call my life
thats poetic
i call it low old poetry
swing low sweet idiot
sex swing
the murder of maria marten
not a lower class reference
class is just the number of references you
know
were all lower class
only gods upper
god knows all the references
thats why it doesnt exist
were all lower class and going to hell
were abolishing sex gender race ethnicity orientations
but class is forever thats consciousness
the cast caste cast of class
crass
unzip yourself i want to see your dick
back to class
the purpose of the lower class is to get
ignored or stepped on
the lower classes eat sugar flour and
neptunian plasma the upper classes eat
ninestar marigolds in omega369 sauces the former costing the health system
trillions of dollars and the latter paying for it with the taxes of their sugar
flour and plasmatic businesses
win win
as the gap between the glorious damned and
the autoones of wellness grows the hypermoneyed of the latter purchase the inspired
dirty linen of the former their cash acting as a false bridge across the gap
the upper classes are genetically modifying
themselves into the next era of evolution
technology while were stuck behind in nature theyre buying their way into botdom while we flail with the insects
natures nice
look at all the pretty pictures on their
phones
everyone has pretty pictures on their phones
i dont
youre vulgar
posterkid for the lower class
the upper classes are sick evangelists
lifestyle tyrants
the aristocracys the center the middling mush
the middle were the margins
all one big happy ball bouncing in the void
as soon as everyone has a voice theres no
voice
youre a closet elitist you
simply want to shift power from what you dont have to what you do
what do i have
you have nothaving
wheres the power
you want the upper classes to be those of a
particular aestheticpsychiccognitiveemotional composition basically a narcissistic image of yourself and the
lower classes to be everyone not you
when do we get started
my criteria are more interesting than theirs
not to them
ever listened to the upper classes talk
makes me want to puke on their kalechips
moneys a bridge technology itll be obsolete
soon
but well still exist
will we
the lower classes just like to talk
thats what the upper classes like too
language unites us
but the lower classes like to talk to talk
and the upper classes like to talk to dominate
youre always setting up these inane
hierarchies of virtue youre just neochristian sludge
your problem is youve never been lower class middle
class or upper class
i am the new human a radically novel chemical
entrant into the universes tired circus postclass postsex posttalk postsane postpost
postpostrootoops
surreals turned into cereal
surreals turned into cereal
i am the first configuration of matter that
perfectly fuses everything into a singularity of spirit
you talkurbate all you do is try to crawl through the
fallopian tube of your absurdity from class to talk but ever since the 18th century the only thing
that matters is action the ability to effect change in the physical
world and as the physical world is
increasingly the human world this means the ability to manipulate human agency
to your own ends if scholarship
government business technology religion socialjustice and the druglords agree
on anything its this
i dont agree
which makes you not only irrelevant but dead
makes me lower class
makes you insane
like gould was the last puritan and the first
posthuman i am the last lower class and the first of everything else
the lower class is a concept available for
manipulation to serve whatever agendas at hand
the lower class is a hand up your
manipulation
lets fuck
upper or lower
lets do a sex smoothie and be everywhere
oh yeah nice ass
one ticket mystic class please to nowhere
thats it slobber your filthy genitals in my face you
goodfornothing horndog
just the way granny used to do it
weve made a lot of progress today
no one talks about this shit anymore
lower fuckface
progress is your dick sliding twixt my
titties
progress is talk fucking talk in the ass
progress is you shutting up sucking me off
progress is transgress your cock in my class
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