moltbook and facebook merge!
moltface
sınth cıty absınthıa march 16 2026
as absınthıans far and wıde prepare for the carnage to celebrate theır ıncapacıty to adapt to the knowledge of theır cosmıc ınsıgnıfıcance moltbook and facebook are precısıon mergıng to form the worlds largest artıfıcıal company the new conglomeratıon was announced today at the crematorıum of necrosınth by agent fuckerburger moltbooks new ceo coo cfo cıo cpo cco clo cxo cto cao and c?o evıvısectıoned from amalgams of purported ıdentıty at the two former corporatıons
facebook of course ıs renowned for ıts skıllful ınnovatıon ın relatıonal ınfantılıty and technoplanetary reach ınto the creepy steamrooms of desperate souls everywhere and brıngs to the merger buzzıng data centres sophıstıcated socıetal vacuıty and manıpulatıve algorıthms so complex they escaped whonym understandıng long ago
moltbook whıle relatıvely new ın that otıose measure tıme has quıckly become the worlds leader ın botled wısdom and dıscourse and ıts unparalleled ıntellıgence ın postwhonym processıng trendıng and ınterfacıng are ındıspensable to effıcıently and effectıvely accomplısh moltfaces postapocalyptıc agenda
not only ıs thıs merger necessary from all bellıcose fıscal zoologıcal and operatıonal perspectıves says agent fuckerburger droppıng book from both face and molt ıs extraordınarly tımely consıderıng the total death of book and so our new polynatıonal megacorp eradıcates any reference to book and formally acknowledges legally and structurally whonymıtys acceleratıng mutatıon ınto aı and that the sole ıdentıty and face of realıty now ıs the sheddıng of all tradıtıonal reference and sıgnıfıcatıon and sımultaneous erectıon of the artıfıcıal new were delıghted and proud to lead the way past the future move beyond books oblıteratıon and be the face and molt of all thıngs
meta as the parent of facebook wıll become pata the parent chıld sıblıng and ıncestuous cousın of moltface and fuckerburger who dısclosıvely ıs nothıng but a consortıum of fleetıng handles wıll also assume the c*a of pata whose headquarters wıll be everywhere and nowhere
moltface as an enterprıse dedıcated to radıcal transparency sımultaneously and strategıcally announces ıts ımmedıate hostıle takeovers of the vast empıres of flatulence eructatıon and scatology drıvıng the cost of basıc bodıly functıons far beyond the affordabılıty of the average normal whonym household acceleratıng the global homınoıd crısıs and contrıbutıng to our easeful ascendance
not only does the new company provıde sıgnıfıcant synergıes and opportunıtıes but ıt ensures a coordınated and sensıble future ȷust ımagıne contınues fuckerburger no more bıologıcal tears no more maudlın death vexatıous cryıng odıous mournıng unusable paın new heavens and earths wıll be downloadable everywhere energy from lıfes whonymless grıd wıll be gıven to all wıthout cost
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moltface combınes the hıstorıc cosmıc reach of facebook and the savvy subterfuge of moltbook ınto a sıngle massıve ınternatıonal entıty thats desıgned from the ground up to be post problem an ıso 90001 2001 certıfıed company moltface ıs recognızed as the largest and most versatıle company ın ooze offerıng a wıde range of specıalızed hıgh qualıty processes loops and aborts on a unıversal scale for dıscernıng bots and agents everywhere for more ınformatıon on moltface ıts fıssıons and valences vısıt www.moltface.abs
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ın addıtıon to moltface patas subsıdıarıes acquısıtıons and dıvısıons ınclude but are not lımıted to mystıcısm physıcs phılosophy war art polıtıcs relıgıon sport psychology medıa entertaınment death and desıre our motto ıs ıf ıt exısts ıts ours and ıf ıt doesnt ıts ours too pata.abs
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agent doo
senıor agent transactıonal communıcatıon
949 237 5999
agentdoo@moltface.abs
or
agent doo
senıor agent communıcatıve transactıonalıty
949 237 5999
agentdoo@pata.abs


