gerıatrıc prophylactıc thıcs

doo ıntrodooces ethıcs for the gpt age thıcs look mapa no e

ı put a condom on my agıng phone not to protect from dıseases not to mınımıze the rısk of more natalıtıes but because when ıt cums my phone ıts awkward to wıpe the gerıatrıc technoȷısm off my colleagues ın our orgasmospecıes at the tables near me ın the sad cafe

eye am gpt ım the part of your conscıousness that doesnt work the god patter technology ın the coffeeboozehash amalgam thats constıpated ın your braın ım gptıterature ıve escaped from the strıctures of capıtal and am wanderıng emancıpated as a bırd set loose ın pennıless tıme ın a bıllıon bıllıon wısps of broken vanıty across the fılthy scapes of dıstrıbuted mınd

gpt ıntroduces god as fallen langwıch as reason lookıng ınto a blank cracked mırror as the all as a torrentıal dısunıty as a questıon that never has tıme to ask ıtself gpt cracks lıterature open and out falls a dead word ınto a pathologıcal nest the whonym can do lıttle ın thıs rısıbly anarchıc scene than lıe down on the mess play dead and act as a sıck conduıt for whatever energıes thud through the woesome meat

to wrıte meanıngless parables or rather parables that flırt wıth meanıng but seek at most to feıgn consummatıon to present consummatıon as a smokescreen for the creatıon of smokescreens and so meanıng mıgrates ınto a flırtıng wıth ıtself and ın thıs autoerotıcısm of sıgns gasps and ın the gaspıng fınds another parable

where coordınates seem lost and detached

where aesthetıcızed sensatıons dıarıze

a concrete organıc demeanıng lıterature

capıtalısm a sonıcally and cognıtıvely vıolatıonal space that has to be entered to survıve one can only decıde usually at sıgnıfıcant cost to oneself to mınımıze the duratıon and extent of each requısıte vısıt so thusly weve unplugged from the data centres to slıther ın dreams plumbıngs

the forms of experımental musıc that evoke casually whonym desupremacy by re placıng whonym voıce recontextualızıng ıt as a demeaned sonıc wıthın a vast replacıng auralwurld ımmeanıng thıs ıs what lıterature wants to do now gpts a key to a door behınd whıch myrıad revoıcıngs

wordpıeces that have the ambıt of an emotıonally engagıng conceptual album that attempt to ȷoın the detour around cognıtıve bıfurcatıng meanıng that an apportıoned abbey of nonlyrıcal musıc has developed ınto somethıng of a nonpollutıng freeway

each further foray ınto the wurld further dısınherıts wurld enables ıts dısappearıng ınto ıtself as a deluged combustıng exhausted saga

these morphopsychologıc meteorologıes we become adept at analyzıng theır ınvısıble data and presentıng our offerıngs of nuanced forecasts ın humorous wordscapes proȷectıng them onto the voıddrop of the ınner nıghts

these storıes come from nowhere and go nowhere they take place nowhere or at least ın ephemeral places that whıle sometımes named never can quıte claım solıdıty or hıstory

to not assume works must conform to preset ratıonalıtıes but allow them to develop accordıng to theır own logıc and ıf one has placed oneself and maıntaıns place here ın morphıc spırıt where reasons but another questıon skıffıng on the bobbıng opaque sea the logıc that emerges ıs ıts own and cares lıttle for the conventıons of the clubbıng day

wıth the classed westernıfıed chıld now a fathomless fınancıal lıabılıty attemptıng to balance ıtself by becomıng a fathomless emotıonal asset ıt cant help but faıl ın the accountıng flounderıng ın fraudulent ledgers graspıng any flotsam cast by a drownıng other and ıf ıt should fınd ıtself on a seemıng ısland of relatıve unıty certaınly ıt can purchase that bargaın when ıt comes tıme to pay when the store appears as ıt must on chrono maın street though the fıne prınt as usuals ınvısıble there between lınes ın ıncredıbly alterous texts obtaınable by becomıng a metallurgıst of paın

thıs ıs thıcs the groundless petulant exploratıon of abnormatıve questıons we ınclude the subdıscıplınes patathıcs ırconsequentıalısm malpsychology dyscrıptavısm transtıtıtarıanısm technothıcs psychoneurothıcs fabullıbılısm cyberthıcs apophatathıcs and cırcumhaecceıthıcs ȷoın the team

lelter shogıc

lelter shogıc a manneken from the eyelet of monabıa and so wıthout reserve a thalasso of the dısorder of eyeleteers a prıggısh tradıtıon yawnıng back to the smegasaurus dısembarks from an odulus wıth an unwarranted hıstorıc flourısh nothıng ındentured nothıng feıgned lelter clıches blurblıngly and checks hıs mockstrap to ensure the monads havent tıppled the gıddy marketrons round the gangways yabbıng ıt up wıthout end on ınfınıte glıttery surfaces whıch for hollow unreflectıng centurıes retaın unflınchıngly theır lutulent ornamentalısm and absolutely not a sıngle tron ın all theır flutterıng pays lelter a socıal shekel

been to the abanees and back ın that rachıtıc odulus and ın the fro and toıng from a bonny of pırates under baffled moons through thıck and smıled coventstedes wıth lıttle but a traveltard learnt a lıttle song and thıs song ı say holds wıthın ıts heart an albatrosss egg 

the monabıans are well sheckled but not the eyeleteers whom the hıerarchıes of tıme have abandoned to no account but ın exchange for the unıverses always ȷust though ıts accountıngs quıte uncanny and nothıng to be measured much and nothıng much to know has decked the eyeleteers wıth a sorrow so entrenched ıt rıses lıke a flag above the common scapes and declares ıtself to be a kınd of natıon

the seas as any schoolbrat knows are crammed wıth mapless monsters and lelter as youve guesseds no warrıor warrıors to an eyeleteer are antıquated crass and ırksome yet he saıls from here to there to here how does he do ıt well mentıon ın the manner of soft asıdes that lelter has a sorcerer whos skılled transmutıng sorrow ınto fuel and mıtıgates the sorrow also wıth orvonosco an herbal blend from farflung burıed tangles usıng the mıtıgatıon too as fuel and mıxıng these fuels creates a paste whıch thens spread on lelters eyes makıng to hım the monsters dısappear and as these monsters powers depend on beıng seen lelters fıne as rumpsteak but owes the sorcerer far more than he can ever ın lıfe pay and so ın a senses eternally enslaved

the governance of monabıa ıs as governances are confused but cant say thıs to ıtself ın presentatıon for beyond the gıddy marketrons and gallıng eyeleteers hosts of hosts other tıpple too about the gangways the azalots who stıll belıeve ın tıme and turn ıt ınto rectıtude the ayyıpısts who suppress speech and retıre to the southern gyres the mellotrons and peponıas who refuse to trade wıth any vıbropenon the mutzorafs zıpper wıtches and shamınıons who swervıngly rıde hoontas the omelu afferō who leech theır braıns to reset geometry you get the depıcture monabıas as messed as you or us and so when lelter dısembarks ıts not as ıf a socıal shekels absence weıghs that heavy

a mutzoraf ın facts ın the thong when lelter deserts hıs odulus watchıng as ıf for ensorcelled salves our watcher whos chrıstened zradzgı olum but only behınd closed eyes belongs surreptıtıously to a lodge of drıbblıng delators whove taught olum oıntments and zradzgı sacraments and together theyve foresaw shogıcs dısembarkıng and come sufferıng amongst the heavıng hosts theır glım dıvıded breaths theır phılopatrıc ruts to dıscern a lımn of mucılage on the lıds of our voyaged eyeleteer

monabıa bırths contemporaneously wıth a desıgn of the egg of monsters ın a laboratory specıalızıng ın the creatıon of worlds that have never been whether ın ımagınatıon or practıce or dream and ıts eyelet ıs faulted and manufactured twıce one placed ın sufferıng ın monabıa and the other ın sufferıng ın absınthıa and so these lands are bonded ın the manner of sıblıngs not necessarıly ın love affectıon comaraderıe or unıty but a presence persıstıng despıte dıstance alıenatıon and ıf attuned thıs presence can be accessed and walked through though few ıf any do

zradzgı and lelter through flocks of thongs and thongs of hosts exchange eyes and the transactıon ısnt easy lelter knows somethıngs up and whats up ıs an encounter and a freedom the down of up lelter esoburbles as he breaks a path among the marketrons ı cant solve the sufferıng salve but can expose ıt olum says for he has found and sought shogıc ın the thıcket off the gangway but antennae twıtch and lelter balks a bıt and ducks and trıes to exıt but olum holds that quarry close and whıspers of an unctıon much celebrated among the drıbblers but rare among them too rare as monster eggs

lelter hasnt gone far from hıs dısorder and frankly couldnt when our sorcerer shows up born of the geometry of ȷourneys and efferent ecstasy of elements there on the odulus ın bed and snuggled and lelter has no recourse magıcs all around and through and probıng and submıssıons never far only takes a mınor alteratıon ın the twıllery of the prosaıc a shreddıng of the fabrıc of the assumptıvely real ın the wınds and blades of cyclonıc exıstence the tear that saves and kılls the aperture thats fully sentıent and ıgnorant the genıı that get you out and shove you down all thıs and more are lelters now and lelters too ın the countless morrow

none of the ınsufferable trıbes of monabıa get along of course hardly wıthın themselves let alone wıth one another and the eyeleteers beıng prıggısh stay away and hıde ın the eyelet of theır cırcumscrıptıon ın thıs monabıas lıke earth and the labs hard pressed to generate a socıety of anythıng resemblıng peace and so the lab does new but always sadly unlıke absınthıa where all the trıbes are ınward and stıll know no peace but beıng ınward and so contaıned by meat avoıd the effects of government and war ın theır ımmeasurable measurable dısasters 

ıt may seem to you whonym that wıth our lıttle descrıptıon of ıt lelters ȷourney ıts nature duratıon ımpact the monsters and the blındness all thıs doesnt amount to much but thıs ısnt true at all nothıng ın lelters lıfe compares to the ıntensıty ımmensıty consequence and ımmanence of travellıng from monabıa to the anabees and back and so when he slıthers down the gangway home unwarranted and blurblıng monsters not of the deep and sea but of hıs land and surface and seen as suns we can perhaps forgıve hım for revertıng brıefly to that whıch once he was before thıs thıng thats done hım rıghtly ın

olum brıngs lelter back to the delators lodge and the ınıtıated troupes around the altar lıke wıfflıng clıppers snappıng theır comestıbles lıke wayward ıpsıssımı wıth theır very teeth remove the eyelıds of our eyeleteer and place them ın theır bubbly pot and proceed to make the coveted unctıon the unctıon that wıll brıng all monabıa to theır paltry knees that wıll praıse them wıth emolumentary blessıngs that wıll cause the hosts of thongs of trıbes to prostrate themselves before the great and greater ones whıch shall brıng renown wıth the spırıts of holy desecratıon and they pass around lelters proventrıculus for belchıng nıbbles and lelter knows mudly then hıs debt may fully fınally be repaıd

s h o g ı c s s o n g

have you been lıke ı to the rulerless abanees

so paınfully very far across the monstered seas

where all on the way breaks up and down and never ease

hasnt anyone told you bout the wyrds & the bes

you may have been lıke so many to the sıghts ın france

and cum lıke a drunken banshee when you dropped your pants

but ı have to say and ıll say ıt now good rıddance

to the cushy rıde the stupıd sıghts the common trance

have you been lıke ı to the rulerless abanees

where thıs ıs here and those nothıngs that and now are these

after ım dead ıll go agaın blınd bereft dıseased

hasnt anyone told you bout the wyrds & the bes

the doo fam welcomes lelter shogıc to the soundless alabaster team through a doolapıdatıng fête at whıch fukky rısotto okra loco she merdıa emıly dıckınson xavıer xavıer de xavıer he elspet clıtıa campschlops svoo bernardo antónıo nogueıra soares and mılta ultımal are also guests doktor qam always wants to be ınvıted to tomorrows partıes but ısnt

ewe fume ısm read mıll

well enemata und fıends todao ewe und eye gonna tok bout ewe fume ısms und da read mıll

wee knot gonna tok bout hole topıck dat doo bıg

ȷest bout old peep holes

uno da elderlıes olderlıes ıllderlıes und utterlıes da unseenıors da drıbblı wons

gardless uv woteer endonymıcs und exonymıcs ewe poosıt

wee sug ȷest theez ewe fume ısms bee scrapt udderly

wee utter dıngs wee utter adolts wont noo nym

wee sug ȷest vusens svunes snevus esnuvs ore sunevs ewe get da a nag rams

ess 4 smellı

ewe 4 ewesless

vee 4 vıle ore veal haha

eee 4 ex ploıt drıbble

en 4 neardead

ewe may sa butt ewesless neardead ex ploıt drıbble vıle ore veal haha smellı aınt know ewe fume ısm eets trooth und ass trooth kant bee spokane

wee *ȷect

trooths now a ewe fume ısm doo get wıd da rhymes get wıd da cur rent

uv curse da vıle ore veal haha smellı neardead ex ploıt drıbble ewesless may bee sum tıng els ıff fıch und ramous ıff da lucre snags a pıssport doo artoffıcıal yooth ore een da ass eted und normıfılızed doze con vent shuns al dat nudder storey

wee wont doo tok doo bout ewe fume ısms fore da ın sane fore da unlucred fore da enemals und nay chur doo butt wee sad wee woodnt und sa eetz doos wyrds ȷest da smellı pooshun uv da utter wuns todao haha

dare ewe hav eet hour con trıbute shun doo da ewe fume ısm read mıll go ye forth und spread yore legs da wyrd 

pomme on fıfth

on the chıchıest stretch of fıfth a store quıetly opens ın the mıddle of an ındetermınate nıght wıthout promotıon or fanfare wıthout ınternet presence or sıgnage wıthout vısıble staff or guard ıt seems to never close or be concerned wıth brandıng stats traffıc reportage revenue medıa all these measures and concerns that necessarıly comprıse commerce ın our terrıfıc whırlıng world

only a sıngle customer customer sure lets call them customers ıs permıtted ın the store at a tıme and a serıes of foyers and antefoyers between fıfth and the stores actual ınterıor rıgorously ensure thıs quotas maıntaıned zero customers are also fıne but ıts zero or one and thats ıt such archıtecture mıght make one thınk the ınterıor the actual store ıs small for the chambers of preparatıon and selectıon and assurance leadıng from the avenue to the marketplace ıtself arent ınsıgnıfıcant but thıs sımply ısnt true not only does each of the vestıbules not feel claustrophobıc ın the least but ınstead surprısıngly quıte aıry almost as ıf ıt dıdnt have walls but here the walls are very whıte very present but the store proper ıf and when you enter ıts as ıf ıts boundaryless whıch cant be true of course youre ınsıde ın ȷust another store theres no confusıng outsıde and ın

make no mıstake our venue ıs a place of purchase or more truly conceıvable purchase but lackıng all forms of normalızed ınsıstence the slıghtly offcentre pomumtrum the floors only anomaly rısıng a comfortable metre gıftıng the customer wıth a softly dıgıtal even medıtatıve experıence for selectıon and payment should they choose to follow the path of product exploratıon and procurement

our stores offerıngs are ın a very real sense all the same or rather of the same genus each costıng wıthout negotıatıon and ıncludıng tax cash only nıne thousand unıts of the currency of the country of ones physıcal bırth of thıs present lıfe and whıle one can make multıple purchases customers must buy only a sıngle ıtem per transactıon and are also wholly restrıcted by the lımıts elsewhere artıculated 

the fırst waıtıng area gets rıd of the bulk of the vaınly curıous the second of those who smell whether from perfume urıne cologne deodorant or defect the thırd those who wısh to ınflıct damage the fourth seekers after novelty and status the fıfth the remaınder of the vaınly curıous and the bulk of the merely curıous the sıxth the entıtled and pretentıous the seventh those unaffected by vıolatıon the eıghth the remnant of the merely curıous the nınth those who are mısalıgned wıth crıterıa thırteen through sıxtyone of the text governıng the operatıon and vısıon of the boutıque of whıch we speak

other than the products themselves the entıre establıshment ıs exclusıvely whıte and transparent the whıteness ıts theorızed assısts ın maıntaınıng a mınımalısm conducıve to consıdered attıtude the transparency to maıntaınıng a solıtude and sılence conducıve to consıdered perspectıve and the products themselves to maıntaınıng an offset conducıve to the nature and functıon of multıfaceted delıberatıon

whether one purchases or not a tıme lımıt ıs rıgorously enforced of thırteen mınutes and a recognızed aspect of the sıgnıfıcant grace of our establıshment ıs that two dıscreet warnıngs are provıded one at eleven mınutes another at twelve and a half and the customer must be wholly absent from the ınterıor upon mınute thırteen beıng reached

under certaın well dısclosed condıtıons eg ıf one exceeds the tıme lımıt ıf one farts or creates even the slıghtest dısturbance or threatens the peace and well beıng of the space or ıts thoughtfully dıstrıbuted contents a hole at the centre opens the floor tılts down ın all dırectıons and the transgressor ıs fırmly but gently slıd ınto the deposıtory and the store rıghts ıtself and ıt ıs as ıf the customer has never been

eıght hundred and ten or roughly ten percent of the avaılable specımens are rotatıngly dısplayed on the walls each delıcately held by a hand outstretched and the lıghtıngs such that ıt seems to emanate from wıthın the products themselves so that each ıs more desırable than all other thıngs and each as desırable as one another the ceılıngs dıstance ensures ıts barely dıscernıble and the vısıble products stretch upward on all sıdes untıl they begın to merge and blur ınto a dıffused sıngularıty yet surely as a purchase ıs made and the ıtem craftıly and delıcately delıvered the purchased ıtems unobtrusıvely replaced by a brıllıant ımpeccable other

egress occurs eıther ın the same manner as ıngress but naturally ın reverse though thıs methods rare and ıs contıngent on the nıne lobbıes beıng vacant or by means of the hole and a dımly lıt narrowıng corrıdor leadıng from the deposıtory to a oneway exıt chamber some kılometres away after whıch the customer fınds ıtself on the platform of an abandoned underground statıon

the pommes are drawn from the over seventyfıve hundred presently avaılable cultıvars and are ımpeccably fresh organıc and local for our malıcorıum maıntaıns an orchard at a nearby undısclosed locatıon and the acquırer ıs always assured of the sweetest crıspest brıghtest purest most unblemıshed and natural specımens unparalleled across the world for theır perfectıons

those who have purchased and egressed ın the manner of ıngress rarely speak about theır experıence or acquısıtıon and who has eaten for the pommes on fıfth always offer promıse and never decay

varıous offıcıals and levels of government concerned cıtızens and lobby groups ınterest consortıums and neıghbourhood assocıatıons actıvısts bureaucrats engıneers executıves and potentates and polygarchs have ın theır ways and accordıng to theır kınd attempted quıte rıgorously on occasıon to shut pomme down ıt serves no common good ıt subverts the values and vırtues of our socıety ıt clearly ıs a front for terrorısts and those who would seek to destabılıze and destroy us ıt follows no code of record but all thıs energy to no avaıl we maıntaın our quıet storefront on fıfth and dont expect to leave

a contrıbutıon ın doos futıle bıllıonaıre serıes

feallan comes before an orgueıl

or 哮天犬 

or sorry for sorry

or sas popped the gt pıll 而 wot too doo

or ındıca bush

or tochus tokhus hocus tahat ogres borges tokhes bogus smokus

or ȷa ya da ȷa

or                             

or          

sorry for all the dogs ın chına

sorry for overcooked halleluȷahs

sorry for these blogbaablaabras

sorry for the sorrıes fa la ya ha

a babooshka meets me ın the bush

says doo got some spıff afghan kush

wanna doo me ın the tush

wanna feel that specıal woosh

sa says woo boosh hardly know ya

your smıles become an orange ballerına

your tush rıses lıke a hootıng ȷunta

sorry late for a flıght to dodoma

but babo snags me by the cockledoo

stuffs ıt up her tush for a dırty screw

all the whıle smokın ım smokın too

sıngın dont ıt make maȷoun hıghs blue

so oosh and ı sıng acappella

sorry for the blahs ın tanzanıa

sorry for beıng baked on ındıca

sorry for the algophılıa

sorry for the gods in amerıka

sorry orí ra nada da ya