doo walks. it walks and walks, walking through walls of talk (what a magician!), wearing out sox (where will it get new ones?), listening to its cock (what a blabby flabby thing!), death's clock tick-tock knock (how calm! how turbulent!). why does it walk, this doo-doo dao face? just to listen and wear out and wonder? if it were just these things, wouldn't that be fine? but the sadoo is not as evolved as it sometimes wants itself to be - being human and mortal and not much more - so it also walks for other things. it walks to dissipate its desolation, to laugh at its haplessness, to place its solitude on the wings of the sun and watch it burn. walking transplants the false roots in the Sadie's controlling mind, in its greedy heart, in its hungry ticky-cock, into the movement of its feet, the stillness of its eyes. what grows in such transplanted soil? walking, wearing out, listening, walking
30.4.10
doo, walking
doo walks. it walks and walks, walking through walls of talk (what a magician!), wearing out sox (where will it get new ones?), listening to its cock (what a blabby flabby thing!), death's clock tick-tock knock (how calm! how turbulent!). why does it walk, this doo-doo dao face? just to listen and wear out and wonder? if it were just these things, wouldn't that be fine? but the sadoo is not as evolved as it sometimes wants itself to be - being human and mortal and not much more - so it also walks for other things. it walks to dissipate its desolation, to laugh at its haplessness, to place its solitude on the wings of the sun and watch it burn. walking transplants the false roots in the Sadie's controlling mind, in its greedy heart, in its hungry ticky-cock, into the movement of its feet, the stillness of its eyes. what grows in such transplanted soil? walking, wearing out, listening, walking
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22.4.10
doo as flaneur
A serious question that must be addressed in the future discipline of Sadoo Studies is the extent to which the sadoo is a flâneur. A number of significant obstacles are immediately raised.
The flâneur is most ecstatically, horribly, and originally linked to Saint Charles Baudelaire and the museum of Paris. Saint Baudelaire wandered that museum - before it became a museum - during The Great Age of the Birth of The Modern City, when pedestrians were pedestrians not the extensions of cars; when cities were livable and scalable and walkable; when Paris was a living beauty and not a postcard of itself.
It would take many days to walk across Delhi today - most of it tedious, sterile, feet-unfriendly, eye-unfriendly. So in the 143 years since St. Baudelaire died, the psychic and artifactual mass one has to negotiate to see God - the only objective of any authentic sadoo or flâneur - has exponentially and continues to exponentially increase. The distance between the genitals and purity, beast and divinity, ignorance and knowledge, the sacred and the profane, commerce and creation, is now so great as to break the feet of all but the greatest stroller. The human soul itself is being stretched from creation’s dim dawn to apocalypse’s eager maw and what tends to fill its corpulent diameters are money, mirrors, and noisy wills.
Since the ugly tepid demise of St. Charles, the term flâneur has been usurped by the academy and its pedants. This began with Georg Simmel (The Metropolis and Mental Life) and Walter Benjamin (The Paris of the Second Empire in Baudelaire), both likable enough, and from them into the rhetorical discursive polemical psychosociocultural analytical critical mediocre gobbledyfoofoo that passes for knowledge among those who dispense degrees from within the pomo vending machine which in the common tongue is called the university.
But the flâneur is no idea, but first a leaf in bodily form, second the eye that God lacks, and third a continuous visceral-emotional shock that the world in its corrupt incompetent horror and beauty is the way it is.
Whether the flâneur was moneyed or impecunious, he was invariably indolent - at least according to any standard definition of industry. Yet St. Charles flâneured in the pre-nanosecond world when art, God, and nature still were legitimate republics in their own right and had not yet capitulated to money’s false monistic claim. So leisure, anonymity, and caprice have been increasingly desecrated and, with these, the flâneur. Even artists these days - with their workshops and websites, careers and conformance - have lost not just the ability to walk, but their right to walk.
The rise and dominance of virtualization means that a flâneur is now a simulacrum of the flâneur: one can walk the world without walking; one can stroll Parisian streets through two-dimensions from a St. Louis suburb; one can receive mock-shocks and e-bustles from a virtual crowd in a potato-chip-chomping bedroom.
Three or four or more questions arise from these meandering musings and thick conceptual walls.
1. Is the flâneur dead?
2. If not, why? If not, how is it and/or can it - it being flâneurism - be transformed?
3. How is the sadoo a flâneur?
An attempt at answers.
St. Baudelaire’s flâneur is dead - or at least seriously maimed - but the flâneur lives on, minimally in the imagination and quite possibly in that most archaic of possibilities - the body.
The flâneur may continue to live because
- the crowd - as offensive, cloacal, faceless, goalful, merging, as the nineteenth century - continues to exist and grow and throb in its active urban malaise. As long as the urban crowd exists and bulges, so must the flâneur.
- money - modernity’s cheap divinity - is no longer transcended through art, God, or nature but only through that which money now utterly depends on … movement - continuous meaningless movement - the flâneur’s chief love.
- one subverts the dominance of technomoney (and all money is now technology) by returning to the body in its schizoid simplicity. Certainly the urban throb-mob tries to return through sex, Baudelaire capturing this in his observation - sexuality is the lyricism of the masses. More modernly and popularly, TV shows such as Sex and The City express Baudelaire’s thought mythically and specifically. But the flâneur goes deeper than sex - which reeks too much of self-interest, groupgrasp, and false promises - into the body’s rank core: the combination of futile bestial wandering with the raw deep eye of God. It is a truism to say that nature no longer exists except as metaphor. There is one exception, though. And that is the body in the city - nature’s last stronghold. The flâneur does not primarily give his body over to other individual bodies (the sexual frenzy which dominates urban despair and ecstasy), but to the body of the city in its entirety and so attempts to recover the ancient trees and texts as they were once alive. Attempts to recover them on the shimmering sweat of his flesh.
This particular sadoo has extensively and precisely imagined the modern city as the sarcophagus of God - that we are secretly sustained by decaying divinity, affording the ecstasy our species requires. The human has always thrived on death - we kill (physically, emotionally) to risk extending ourselves - and the city affords great feasting. Faith in the city - the only faith remaining - necessitates believing God is dead; this is no textbook belief, no parched cognitive truth, but one as living and sinewy as water. This faith in the city is an aspect of the sadoo’s faith and an aspect of what drives him to walk.
So, then, the sadoo as flâneur sojourns aimlessly through God’s decaying body to observe and document the great convulsing human mass which has dubiously taken the burden of god upon itself; he sojourns, observes, and documents before the eye that circumscribes divinity, humanity, and bestiality disappears into itself, the city collapses to two dimensions, and the resultant mirror reflects nothing.
other early doo adventures can be found here
1.3.10
dao de jing commentaries
dao de jing commentaries have moved here
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道德经
7.2.10
group names g - p
| geeks | usurpation |
| geriatrics | complaint, olfactory, swallow |
| glass blowers | cunnilingus |
| gravediggers | descent, jukebox |
| guests | confusion, misunderstanding |
| heterosexuals | domination, constipation, despondency |
| husbands | cornucopia, temerity |
| impaired drivers | incarceration, spiritus, secretion, fumbling |
| janitors | doubt |
| journalists | despair, vomit, gall |
| kibitzers | deal, gratuity |
| lawyers | pomposity, jargon, bile |
| lepers | testament |
| lesbians | domesticity, lapidary |
| magicians | trace |
| mausoleum attendants | drawer, immobility, dearth |
| mayors | erection |
| mediums | acephalous |
| menstruators | funhouse, lochia, embryo |
| middle managers | mush, tenement |
| midwives | caesura |
| mistresses and gigalos | codification, excess, levy, competition |
| mothers | album, query, blindness, sentimentality |
| mystics | eternity, negation |
| narcissists | reflection, kaleidoscope, pond |
| neighbours | voyeurism, comparison, envy |
| newlyweds | shutter, charm |
| nuns | beatitude, regress, murmur, hymen |
| nurses | fantasy, formaldehyde |
| nursing mothers | bouquet, areolae, murmur |
| ovulators | follicle, oocyte, |
| perjurers | deception |
| philosophers | asomatous, labyrinth, consolation |
| piano tuners | intuition |
| piccoloists | fellatio |
| pimps | meanness |
| poets | preponderance, neglect, tedium |
| politicians | irrelevance |
| post-menopausals | historicity |
| preachers | deception, incinerator |
| presidents | repetition, cliché, forgettability |
| priests | consolation, pederasty |
| principals | grumpy |
| professionals | sorrow, pride, indistinction |
| professors | pretence, verbosity, abstruseness, tenure |
| programmers | carbonation, simulacrum, acronym |
| prostitutes | detachment, junction, diffusion, taboo |
| protestors | indignation, perturbation |
3.2.10
group names a - f
We'll do this in segments (beginning with A-F), interspersed with thoughts about pants, no-pants, underpants, uberpants, and - of course - farting. Add your own names, your own groups. Disagree with me. Share the names with your friends and enemies. Start using them in public. Let's get them in the dictionary before we die.
adulterers | transgress, alibi, caprice, milan |
accountants | deceit, morgue, receipt, conceit |
agents | veiling, unveiling |
anarchists | constitution, vacancy, nonexistence |
architects | erection, fenestration |
baptismal candidates | cowardice, wetness, confession |
bastards | stew, confusion |
believers | lobotomy, earnestness, syllogism |
bums | query, emancipation |
cashiers | catastrophe, mausoleum, flirtation |
chefs | competition, arrogance, suicide |
children | amorality, excess |
consultants | semiotics, jealousy |
couriers | illegality |
cowards | comfort, tradition, omnipresence |
crossword addicts | cabal, interstice |
cuckolds | camaraderie, barnyard, greenhouse, serenity, cove |
dancers | anorexia, diet |
doctors | obfuscation |
donut-lovers | cancer, exegesis |
dropouts | icharus |
engineers | balustrade, catapult, kingdom, input, euphemism (sanitation) |
entrepreneurs | resurrection, hummer |
epileptics | unpredictability |
executives | clone, treason |
farmers | reduction, irrelevance |
fashion students | aggression |
fathers | memory, poverty, absence |
fornicators | ingress, confession, condom, std |
freshmen | syphilis |
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ww wilbur
1.2.10
a pejorative of taxonomists
It was 20 years ago today not that Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play but that I received a vision. Like any normal sadoo, I’ve had visions of everything from braless angels descending countless ladders in fluttery bliss from heaven onto my priapic bed … to vermiculous apocalypses so horrific the very retelling of them would kill you. But on January 25 1990, shortly before my final son was born, three de-wombed children sweetly farting in their sleep, in the happy desolate hours of the night, after an evening of far too many Brussels sprouts, I received a vision that united time, myth, nature, technology, humanity, art, and god; in the morning, over a breakfast of vast toddler demands and oatmeal, I determined that the vision was conceptually sound and imaginatively potent.
It was, I confess, a taxonomic vision. Which sounds less healthy than it should.
The sadoo - a human type I do not advocate but only describe in a shadowy attempt to name what I seem to be - is, among other things, a competent taxonomist. There are those, naturally, who despise taxonomists. Back in the days I mingled with the named, I met with Eric McLuhan - one of Marshall’s many Catholic-spawned children. More ignorant than I should have been about the politics of such a statement, I referred to Northrop Frye in a vaguely positive way; this provoked a terse dismissive response, of which academics seem to be particularly fond.
Frye, McLuhan said with religious and contemptuous finality, was a taxonomist.
What a vile tribe I belong to! I thought, pained and bleeding. How despised and rejected of people, humans of sorrows and acquainted with grief, are we taxonomists! I went home and built Lego fairies with my children to escape the horror of the new knowledge of what I was.
Even now, recalling that trauma, I find myself slightly weepy and realize I may not have the strength today to share my taxonomic vision with you. Please believe me: I so want to tell you what makes a beautiful taxonomy - one so magnificent politicians become poets and the Fortune 500 forget how to count. I so very very much want to tell you … when I’m ready for it, when you’re ready for it, when the world’s ready for it … what my perfect taxonomic vision is. But I must wait, Dearly Beloved, until the proper time.
It’s all about waiting. It’s all about the proper time.
In the meantime … to wet your pants … here’s what’s coming next … something you need, something you’ve been waiting for - a desperate lacuna in the very miasmic fabric of language: group names for groups that don’t have names. That is: if a bunch of crows is called a murder and a bunch of waterfowl is called a knob, what should a bunch of lawyers be called? A bunch of administrative assistants? Pimps? Desperados? Should they all be called a bunch? No. Oh no no no.
I have been given the names for such bunches, people. In another vision. And I shall share these names with you. I shall share them with you soon. And your lives shall be changed.
1.1.10
bırthıngs
we are born contınuously and thus whıle we stake a vısıble bırth around the statıon of thıs tıme bırths and gestatıons occur as frequently as sunsets whıch as we know are always happenıng
some chıldren of sadoo have moved away as chıldren doo and you may fınd them laughıng across the dooverse whıch ıs sadly taxonomızed here
a gaggle of earlıer entrıes wıll be emıgratıng here for novel morphs ın the mutabılıty of ıts dna lıke a turd ın ıts voyage out
do not weep for us cıtızens though we are dolorous wraıths cloıstered ın profane mulches mud leaves and dung are our natıve habıtat and weve learned to breathe worms ın our athanor of death
sadoo ıs dead
long lıve doodao
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