introducing ard.aln to the dreaming public

on those days when sadoo diaper enters domains of language exiled from thought – or rather domains whose habitat often appears conducive to a comfort with language and thought as subsets of geometry rather than much to do with reason, society, desire, transaction, amusement – messages similar to the below emerge.

the following quintrille is envisioned as part of a collection, a compendium, what ard.aln (the presumed author) calls a conned penned ee-um, written or received in sanatoria of ords. the forms would arise from an oneiric linguistic, a nexus of sensation and vision, a grammar of trance, edited, yes, but according to principles coded in the emerged form.

so far, only one message here. and we (in wry portend) await ard.aln to dream again.

quintrille ¦ of ard.aln ¦ in 7-11

ard.aln sit ¦ on egg it seems

shadow of tree on graffiti in city

twiddling hair like centipedes

birdie ¦ what a birdie songs

waste mgmt hums in bathmattub ¦ hanging

mismissing left ¦ nat ¦ ought ¦ wrongs

didactic pterodactyls

flour in a chamberpot some windowsill

of silence ¦ lumph try lents ¦ wills

fore are hare for 3skin fours

wee master bait ¦ our orrery washroom chore

yes( )u meowmeow disadores

now ¦ know is it fined strangers

doom drumb droom ¦ baa-spoke we whizz is quivering

evermore know ¦ no ¦ nevers

biological and communication air

today sadoo diaper announces the crapulent lecture by professor dr juli xi s. mith and its colleague in sadooity – prof rev dr hon mx peer –

biological and communication air

– on academia.edu. read it aloud to a balloon of baboons and bums for a dose of education a way it’s been thought by anyone with intelligence, wit, creativity, and passion.

(others on land have espoused various theories of theory-fiction. but sadoos live on the sea, and philosofictioning’s a play of waves. we find land too strident, too kkk, too academic [despite all the anti- sound and fury], too unplayful, too disembodied, too conservative and prickly-pricky. where are the whales? where is queequeg? where ishmael?)

more explorations in the importance of not becoming ernest could be forthcoming. our next foray into academic thought – the mind in chubby wings not tenured chains – might be –

polypolarity –

conversations of evolutionary shape

– and might begin –

this talk was first talked at the symposium of postantineomonadism

in aodhville by dr dr nadi en narco.

even in those relatively hospitable environs the response was hostile.

when asked about this, dr dr en narco replied

i do not wish to say this was inevitable but i will go against my wishes.

or it might not.

principles for a successful life

1.   always begin the day with drugs

2.   if you love something throw it away

a)      if you don’t, never get close enough to it to be able to throw it away

3.   money should always be your last priority

4.   madness is not something to avoid but a consummation devoutly to be wished – seek it with every aspect of your being and in using this method madness you will see begins to assume other forms and names

5.   all education is physical education – never enter a classroom where the teacher is not flesh

6.   death is just another name for helping out a friend

7.   never count to 10 in any order

8.   all the rules you see around you are flowers – pluck them and put them in a vase, become if not a master at least an apprentice of flower-arranging

9.   the only discipline is geometry – look for shapes, and shapes in shapes

a)     do not move your piece around the gameboard, nor other pieces, but wait for the gameboard to move

b)     a successful life is this – to this a that thatter than a thisser. no comparison