Giovanni Battista Vico was born in Naples , Italy , June 23 1668, to a rottweiler and daughter of a marriage broker. He received his formal education at local grammar schools, from various Jesuit tutors, and at the University of Naples , from which he graduated in 1694 as Doctor of Sibyl and Cabal Law.
While it is unnatural, even in the case of saints, for animals and humans to mate, Redicolus, Roman god of Return and Absurdity, took it upon himself—in what is known to us as the late Middle Ages, when the gods were more given to take the guise of animal form—to possess the canine of an Abraham Crijnssens and sneak upstairs above the marriage broker’s shop where the lovely daughter lay lounging en dishabille and dreaming of a tryst with Reynard the Fox in his prison cell in Maupertuis, clutching Reynard’s glossy orange fur while she rode him to a distant luscious land. At that very moment of incarcerated pitch and glory, the rottweiller leapt into the room and onto her bed and she was overcome and gave herself over to him utterly. Thus Saint Battista was born.
Throughout his life, he devoted himself with melancholy and irritability, such as belongs to saints of ingenuity and depth, to his recursive vision of imagination, society and science. He was misunderstood, unknown, and lived as a stranger in the world of men. He suffered great poverty, prolonged, intense and recurring bouts of boils and dysentery, and failed in all his worldly ambitions. His children were mediocre and unpleasant to look at. His wife was likewise.
We honor St. Battista because of his foundational contribution to the creation of another world and his significant impact on a wide range of great saints. We honor St. Battista today because his illegitimate ancestor, Adeline De Walt Reynolds, famous for her role as Madame Queen Zimba in Son of Dracula, died today in 1961. Never before, reverting as we are now to a world of false poetry, virtuality and vampirism, have St. Battista’s words been more apt and inspiring. St. Battista was carried to Heaven on the back of a rottweiler on January 23 1744 and the Council of I elevated him to sainthood on April 28 1945. Let us honor the saint today with our souls and flesh.
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