hoo doo whomyns thunk thay r?

           y whomyns r dummir thun smarttir

1. thay wate 4 kriseez sdead uv sea-ng thum und uvoid-ng thum
2. thay thunk thair beter 4 know raison thun thay kan
3. thay deestroi thu houz een witch thay liv, thay murd inn thair buthtubbz
4. thay half know payshens
5. uvrithung imputunt haz bin sead butt thay kepe sai-ng
6. thay spund awl thair thyme thunk-ng bowt sxxx und monkee und ty-ng too doo sxxx und monkee sdead uv yooz-ng thair mynds und thair bawdeez (witch r thu saim thung) 2 doo kool sheet
7. uvrithung imputunt haz bin dung butt thay kepe dung-ng
8. thay diss plais pane sdead of klood-ng eet
9. thay sheep thair garr-bijj 2 udder parr-tz und thunk eet doent xxx-cyst, thay kant sea wot knot een thair fey-siz
10. thay knead 2 doo les und sai les butt thay kepe doo-ng und sai-ng mor
11. thay putt thair mynds inn thair branes und knot inn thair bawdeez
12. 2 mani uv thum butt thay kepe may-k-ng baybeez
13. thay thunk thay portend butt thay unjust won uv mani maneez
14. thay doent know howl too spel
15. thay kant kunt 2 hurt-teen ore whore-teen ore fffufff-teen wid-ow-t git-ng xxx-i-t-id
16. thay boar-ng moastlee butt thay thunk moastlee thay inn terrest ng
17. thay falloh lyk lemons butt thunk thay inn deep end ent
18. thay thunk thay bitter than thu not-thay butt know evdents
19. thay half thees thung cauld conshusnis butt sho know evdents uv no-ng wot eetz 4
20. thair hedz upp thair asis und thay thunk thair asis err und booty
21. iff know wunz loocng thayll keel und cheetah und mohlest, thay r krule und stooped und teadeaus und y?