derealized 2017.
first let us observe that
european christian society and its yakking screaming supercilious child –
global capitalistic society – have hardly proven themselves, even with the
ostensible advances of democracy, feminism, diversity, religious and sexual
freedom, technological, scientific, and medical delights. considering the lack
of progress in anything but the accumulation of physical and abstract things –
a progress we can hardly consider progress – radical major surgery on the
corpulent collective human body becomes necessary.
next let us propose that
condo-farmed, plant-based humans become a food source for earth’s
critically endangered species. let’s get human numbers down to manageable
levels and use those condo cells for something useful. (home ownership is for
historical fiction and virtual comedy – get all those ridiculous mortgagors
into condos and fatten them up with useful goodness!)
let’s put our ideals where our
cutlets are by living our entertainment and stopping talking about caring for
the earth and animals and beginning doing it. (a bonus – reality tv might
finally become exciting, finally connected to a reality that matters.)
don’t vote green! vote the human meat party!
no. we’re actually too much the
way we are now.
and it’s not a big step at all if
you decide to apply your brain to something other than your own aggrandizement
and the promotion of your tribal interests – that old war we call virtuous just because it's dressed in new clothes.
the difference between a pig and
a human is minimal and the latter – just because they have bigger weapons –
directly kill almost 200,000,000 mammals annually. imagine if we eliminated
that number of humans every year!
plus … humans have already
sexually commoditized themselves to be little more than an overdressed meat
market. our flesh is just food for us
presently – might as well share it with those we’ve been relentlessly cruel to
on no basis other than a deeply troubled archaic assumption that humans are
innately superior to everything else.
if slaughter, stupidity, and sex
are what humans are primarily using their brains for, why not begin using human
meat to truly help the world and physically-spiritually tone ourselves? big
yoga, without the lulu.
it’s time to stop blabbing,
tweeting, and posting about equality, diversity, and sustainability … and start
living them.
we’ll not only slow the
extinction rate of 1,200 species annually, reduce the 800 million kilograms of
garbage dumped into the sea, 40 million tonnes of toxic waste, 26,000 cubic
metres of radioactive waste, 1.6 million hectares of deforestation … but we
might in the process even save ourselves.
all other proposals (even the
seemingly sanest from the cutest political leaders like true beau [featured
recently in the stalling ruin]) are
like putting bandaids on a decapitation. the sadoo’s proposal is simple and
effective – let’s avoid the decapitation.
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