now, to
introduce a twist, one day phineasetta thadeusina veeblefetzer falls in love
with olafa but not only is the love unrequited but olafa is wholly unaware of
phineasetta’s existence. phineasetta sets out to correct this obersicht. she sends
olafa mad messages across the 81 channels presently available for
communication. she likes & loves & laughs at everything. she is
unmitigatedly hysterical and persistent. but olafa is unfazed. after a brief
sleep and on a dubious day she invites thadeusina to walk the gasnil hill trail
with her. ptv slips at the preordained spot, hits her head on a rock, and
tumbles into the land of the dying whales. olafa has to put up with a week or
two of unpleasantness as she correctly responds to the queries of officials but
all in all a job well done and she has returned to her solitary knowledgeable
walks, clinically improper sleeps, nameless reveries, and veeblefetzer-free
existence
our lesson in jurisprudence is done
dear readerless readers
you bare-assters & lovers of bare-assters
return to your barriers and your absolutelies
you olafas to your nameless madnesses
you veeblefetzers to the sea
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