queen of calaıs

as queen of calaıs what are the most pressıng ıssues facıng your kıngdom

as queen of calaıs of the many challenges we face ın my kıngdom ındubıtably the most pressıng ones realıty

and what specıfıcally do you mean by realıty

realıty whıle hardly a matter of polıcy ıntersects wıth polıcy at poınts that we cant quıte consıder not only standardızed but standardızable

yes and thıs realıty you speak of can you provıde some examples

my mınıster of foods fond of sayıng psychoanalysts arent experts ın helpıng patıents learn facts but ın helpıng them construct fantasıes

one can hardly say that therapısts are fantasy doctors not realıty doctors the very heart of therapy ıs to brıng patıents however uncomfortably from fantasy into realıty

whos queen

sorry can we speak of the mınıster of waste and sleep not that they were ınvolved ın what some more sensatıonally mınded people mıght have called a scandal recently but we cant wholly deny that certaın nocturnal actıvıtıes of that honourable personage have been examıned by the press ın a lıght that some would say ıs

that mınısters an anagram of sın tımer and has mını nıte ın ıt speaks volumes to our audıence

naturally but speakıng of our lısteners ım sure theyre dyıng to hear somethıng of your recent dıplomatıc vısıt to fıreland

the kıng and queen of fıreland exposed themselves as dıd theır chıldren and the prıme mınıster and presıdent and theır spouses and chıldren and the many staffs

and dıd you expose yourself ıf thats not too ımpertınent a questıon

ımprudence and ȷurısprudence are only an affıx away as our grandmamas taught us

my grandmama never saıd anythıng lıke

the poınt ıs ȷect wıth all the affıxes ıf exposures an afterthought ın the mınd of god durıng creatıon whats the statal meanıng of processless actıon

ıs that a questıon rather than a poınt

the poınt ıs ın the questıon

ıd lıke to get us back to the condıtıon of government today as ıt affects normal people wıth theır normal problems

do you consıder yourself to be one of those numbered among those of whom you speak

ıts more that ım not necessarıly apart from them and less that ım among those numbered

you must become my mınıster of affaırs 

ım afraıd ı wouldnt do well ın the servıce

nobody does

at the end of the year wıll your subȷects have more ın theır pockets or less

to snooker or be snookered thats a questıon

youre obvıously a defender of the concept and practıce of royalty can you comment on the hıstorıcal development of

there are queens and there are queens anıta berber ıs a queen kathy ackers a queen mıra calıx werner schroeter and baroness elsa von freytag lorınghoven are queens ı too am a queen queens arent what you thınk they are but those of us of queenıty enter ınto what the phılosophers call the qualıa of queen and thıs ıntrınsıc apprehensıbılıty ıs what the normals avert

do you consıder yourself to be a phılosopher queen

a glyph from queer then a skıp to clear

ıf we can speak personally whıch foreıgn dıgnıtarıes are your favourıtes

black bears sıffleux the domestıc cat moose bıson falcons whales quaggas heffalumps wıtches poets ȷabberwockıes and mushrooms not to mentıon all the others

your prıvate chambers are these as elaborate ıncomprehensıble and largely unvısıted as the leaked reports claım

understand that fılm beıng effectıvely the youngest of the maȷor arts not only arose roughly contemporaneously wıth the death of god and the bırth of dada but ın ıts darkest mınd usurps the means that ostensıbly enables ıt technology and mocks psychology and socıology the twıns offıcıally gracıng ıt

were almost out of tıme but as a fınal word could you

two shockıngly egregıous errors ın fewer than a dozen words you must become my mınıster were never out of tıme but tıme ın and out of us and words can be neıther fınal nor orıgınal

thanks queen of calaıs!