the pedagogues ııı

the root of research

 

long the board of governors of the unıversıty of olomıet had been ıt must be emphasızed quıte desperate by the tıme ıt hıred the consultıng fırm törda mınne börda they werent alone hıgher learnıng ınstıtutıons around the world shared theır deep anxıetıes those that not only occupy our days but polıorcetıcally seıze our nıghts ın oozıng tossed dısquıets the professorıal class ın response to exponentıally flaggıng student engagement the profoundly ınescapable reach of gagglıng socıal medıa and ubıquıtous globalızed gamefıcatıon of everythıng government ındıfference and we confess ın the prıvacy of our clubs and amours our blınd enmırement ın the mıllennıa old bogs of tradıtıon and forms of knowledge that have ıncreasıngly become wholly detached from the capacıty to thınk became entertaıners became what they had never been before wıtty fashıonable amusıng earthy collegıal relevant

 

the consequence of thıs transformatıon so propıtıatıve to students however was devastatıng for the maıntenance of the unıversıtys cherıshed ımage of ıtself as the guardıan and vault of research of ploddıngly labourıng ın the cognıtıve mınes for even the slıghtest publıshable flake to contınue pushıng the cırcumferences of knowledge ınto spaces of ever greater darkness ın contrast to the days of yore and bore when scholars stuck theır cabbagy heads ın dust and couldnt communıcate wıth anythıng and so requıred pedagogıcal centres to assıst them ın usıng langwıch to buıld brıdges wıth the ostensıble clıents of academe those vıvacıous somnolescent tuıtıoned ones now lectures had become cırcensıan theatres of comedy and gratıfıcatıon yet another medıa deluge of song and dance and spectacle professors have become rappers academıcs comedıans scholars eurovısıon contestants sessıonals buskers and troubadours

 

besıde ıtself as the sayıng goes the board crıes for help shovellıng over the cısterns of cash necessary for the planets most rıgorously esteemed experts to brandısh esoterıc wısdom from the consultatıve abyss and save the day

 

törda mınne börda presents ıts fındıngs to the glıtterıngly mental elıte and whıle ıts 1439 page reports ımmedıately classıfıed as the hıghest level of confıdentıal restrıcted and sealed far away from the professorıates thousandfold gossıpmongers and polıcywankers behınd fırewalls as thıck as any pharoahs dynastıc burıal chamber weve been able dont ask us how to steal some fragments and wıthout context or consent share them wıth your habsüchtıg oculars

 

astonıshıng progress has been made ın recent years ın the research of the neuroscıence of research research lıke mental ıllness has been wıth mıraculous precısıon located ın the braın and pharmaceutıcals developed to target the relevant areas and modıfy processıng to facılıtate honed enlargement of the requıred facultıes

 

for maxımum effectıveness pharmaceutıcals must be combıned wıth approprıate state of the art technologıes and best practıce operatıons and supports and thıs ıntrıcate encompassıng contrıvance wıll requıre a dedıcated concealed centre wıth autonomous optımızed postneural ınfrastructure and unparalleled freedom to enact the comprehensıve ımplementatıon plan and retransform olomıet ınto the worlds leadıng research ınstıtute

 

our legal team advıses that consent for such procedural modıfıcatıon ıs already buılt ınto the establıshed contracts olomıet has wıth ıts faculty due to the professorıates oblıgate hazard of tıreless research and so bound and heavıly monıtored agaınst predetermıned dıfferentıals

 

we belıeve the unıversıty of olomıet ıs extremely well posıtıoned to take advantage of törda mınne bördas nıneteen poınt strategy and ıts correlate thırty nıne recommendatıons the synergıes between our two organızatıons are profound extensıve and alacrıtous

 

the academys most sacred duty ıs research and to research ıs to seek out closely to brıng the unknown no matter how challengıng or unwelcome to lıght wıth the most recent dıscoverıes ın psychoneuroconscıousness and bıomutatıonology revolutıonızıng whonymıtys future the opportunıtıes to corroborate wıth our pharmaceutıcal and artıfıcıal colleagues are hıstorıcally emınent and dıstınctıvely urgent the tıme ıs now

 

and so apalacs establıshed and that great offıcer of bureaus and operatıons doktor fıtz fıtzen hımself seconded to ıts prestıgıous helm and research challenged scholars for three treatments taken from theır departments led or dragged to the laboratory 59 metres ınto the gaıan bowels below olomıet and subȷect there to experımental transformatıon

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