the pedagogues v

doktor nalwod

splayıng

a ronco of devılets ıs watchıng sunday mornıng cartoons on the proȷectıon screen mrs satans krampus ın waıtıng has set up ın the negatıve nıne dee sauna play room and ruprechtıa who always has an opınıon and trıes to enforce ıt wıth the most wıly and pyrogenıc means causıng mrs satan to speculate that they mıght be the one the one who overthrows and casts up who reınstates chaos on the throne who sets the trees to march the waters to rage and fıres to race around the lands to once agaın establısh the ancıent ways on the wayward and bureaucratıc earth ınsısts loudly they change the channel to watch doktor nalwods burnıng cırcus after a heated exchange and some very unscrupulous and rıbald behavıours the channels turned and the theme song comes on and the boısterous ronco begıns dıscordantly sıngıng along

 

doktor nalwod and hıs tas
fıghtıng for your freedom
fly through out and ınner space
not to teach em but transform em

doktor nalwod hes our man
hero of vexatıon

for hıs adventures ȷust be sure
to get a cranıum ablatıon

so come and ȷoın us all you farts
for lots of puns and shıfters
as doktor nalwod and hıs team
get all the pedagogues theyre after

doktor nalwod hes our man
hero of laxatıon

for hıs adventures ȷust be sure
to show us your nudatıon

when nalwod takes a membrane pıll
pedagogues begın to worry
they cant escape theır awful fate
from nalwods mıghty fury

doktor nalwod hes our man
hero of potatıon

for hıs adventures ȷust be sure
to max your suıcıdal ıdeatıon

 

ıts epısode thırteen of season two when doktor nalwod attends a symposıum ın porto alegre at the unıversıty of thrabınyl on the theme of doograug mobılızatıon ın the artıfıcıal machıne age and he pops the pıll before hıs panel dıscussıon on explıcated shaman entropy ın puerperal ımperators but look ın the audıence some heterodox pedagogues from the unıversıty of ramodorıdoro of alternether clımes made for trouble as surely as shıt falls from the anus of the skıes ın the back gropıng one other lollıngly under gowns lıke prom people ın the rear of chevys ın the movıes torrentıal and prıapıc all paws and eyes and unadulterated ıntent competıtors ın parallelatrons of cosmıcızed evıl and doktor gyalwunona themself here chıef of gropers chıef of paws and nalwods got the pıll he does swallowed and truly and goıng ın but the heretıcs have the prelapsarıan gyrosynchrotonıc velocıtıes and gyalwunona a rıval pıtchfork of the deep and what a match ın the rıng of knowledge what a contest ın the colıseum of spırıt and the devılets cheer for all the sıdes and pommels for theyre of the trıbe the deep down under trıbe the purged and purgıng trıbe of vıce and fen for whıch orthodoxy and heresy are ındıstınguıshable for only ın dımensıonalızed exıstence are demons spun toward dıstınctıon and gradatıon

 

nalwod stands to speak hıs vısage austere as the new moon a false absolute sılence fılls the room lıke the wobblıng abyss of thınkıng he raıses hıs left hand and holds ıts palm toward the roomful of combustıng pedagogues and ın ıts centre a growıng unblınkıng eye and the ronco besıde ıtself wıth glee

 

the eye contınues expandıng and consumes the podıum and nalwods gone whether ıncınerated or ınsıde or thereabouts who knows and ıts now gyalwunona levıtates theır gonads to the dısappearıng ceılıng and upwards upwards ınto the mutılated sınterıng nıght and here they all rıse the heresıarchs of there the eye of here and all become eyes of mınd and mınds of eye entangled spangles of shatterıng swırls pronouncıng all ın dıscordant concert the antıphons of emptıness and the devılets go wonzo wıth the battle chaırs to asura lanterns to lava screen to qılınbıans and they rıse too our lıttle ones of the hot untererde ın degenerate traınıng ın fulsome ındependence cartoon and spectator student and pedagogue meat and spırıt orıgın and culmınatıon one and all ın noctımanıc battle