including bonus novel bottomless novel
you see
theres that pesky see again
see again
theres that pesky see again again
novel doesnt see it doesnt see or show or tell what does novel do then? novel novels speaking of novel lets talk about da nooz da nooz is a novel that wants to be a novel but isnt whereas a novels a novel that doesnt want to be a novel but is and where does gossip fit in you ask gossip is just da nooz for those who cant find their way into da nooz although those in da nooz also gossip this is one of the great mysteries of life so gossips doubly troubled it wants to be a novel but isnt and it wants to be in da nooz but isnt and as granny ı says two isnts dont make an is tho ıs been around enough to also hear granny ı say they do
very important note about granny ı
due to blogger being a foetus among foeti in terms of typographical possibility there are many tricks and routines we want to perform but cant or its too awkward or were lazy and instead we have to omit them or resort to stupid techniques like taking a screenpic of the desired effect and bringing the pic into the foetus clunky so sometimes with granny ı granny ı should always look like this
granny ı
but because sometimes for the aforementioned reasons granny ı gets a dot we then offend granny ı and write her name against the very ancient codes shes offended and we tell her ıts not our fault ıts bloggers but she responds wıth somethıng so obscene even we vulgarıty ıncarnate though we are refuse to repeat ıt so just keep ın mınd dear unfrıends that you should read granny ıs name everytıme wıthout a dot and ıf you should ganesha forbıd ever meet her make sure you pronounce her name wıthout the dot
why doesnt novel see? well for one thing stupid it doesnt have eyes it also cant hear smell touch taste or think as it completely not only lacks all organs of a body but a body itself this is why novel just novels even as you just yous and ı just ıs this is also why only ı sees because only ı ıs ı having eyes but no ears tongue nose brain fingers as ı is just ıs has to do the seeing for novel but because communication between novel and ıs severely limited troubled and in fact and fiction many doubt whether ıt even exists at all were highly unsure whether ıs infos reliable and even if ıt were whether any of ıt would pass over in any even remotely trustworthy way to novel is novel then the perfect example of perfect solipsism? yes and this is our fascination with ıt the universes first instance of absolute unity assuming of course everything outside of ıts excluded so doesnt this make ıt yet another instance among infinite instances of relative unity? no because instances of relative unity eg hear but novıl doesnt hear ıt exists so wholly in ıtself that ıt supersedes god for even god gets lonelı and created a race of strategic idiots so it could watch a 22005 act tragıcomedy on a very very very very very very very very very side stage of a very very very very very very very very very side galaxy in a possible universe among possible universes
novels bottomlıss we mean this in all the senses of being without bottıms first of all novel like withoutbottoms goes in all directions whether they exist or not forever of course everything goes in all directions whether they exist or not forever words vowels peanuts so on so what distinguishes novel from peanut? no one knows really but novel certainly asks the questıon second of all novel takes ıts pants off in fact ıt doesnt even have any pants or skırts or kurtas or but here ıt is with ıts genıtalıa flapping around and just to let you know thıs ısnt sex ındıcatıve as labıa flap around just as much as cockıa and this may be what novel does best ıt lets ıts genıtalıa flap around and in this way simulates for us overwrought monkeys a return to the jungle from whence we came and we know what we all miss more than anything about the jungle is just hanging out letting all our genıtalıa flap around all the time third of all bottoms are ends and novel doesnt have ends fourth of all novel has no soıl ıt exists apart from the earth and yet in it but in spırıtus fifth of all novel neither plays the sub nor the dom nor can ıt for ıt lacks a bottom of course this infers ıts also toplıss which ıt is being bottomless topless frontless backless headless footless asomatous through and through really ıt doesnt even have the opportunity to exercise or submit to power novel transmutes power and weakness strength and vulnerability to energy you say but ıt has genıtalıa sure but the flapping genıtalıa were flapping about are really just the vıta & fluxa of novel sıxth of all and nymhematologically novel doesnt buy the aum because ıt hasnt bought the aum and we keep on going off the page because the fact of novel being bottomless is itself bottomless and ıts bottomlıssnısses all the way down
but isnt whonym bottomless too?
if whonym appears to be bottomless its only because of book only book in whonym is bottomless and whonyms only bottomless to the extent its book but whonym on its own has many bottoms but every bottom no matter how many is a bottom some ask but if there are an infinite number of bottoms in whonymity isnt this a sufficient sımulation of bottomlessness? lets consult heresıarch ıuppuı who happens to be standing right here on a bottomless bottom on this ıntractable questıon
but heresıarch ıuppuı says
novel gets tired of novel it gets exhausted and tries to escape novel and thinks it does but then eventually realizes its still in novel and no matter where it goes there novel is also novel that from which we can never flee and is more us than we and has replaced the elements and earth and is our ıs and blindness
and we say
but heresıarch ıuppuı you havent addressed our questıon
and heresıarch ıuppuı says
and this exhaustion and tryingtoescape and deception and realization and inescapability and totality is also bottomlessness and bottomless this also is novel
and we dıe yet agaın
yon
