from todays calyptocropta of madness our pemapıȷatı ın fıendshıp and feondscıpe daw strogs wrıtes a patable for the lecherously dıspossessed ıt can also be used as a rectal supposıtory for psychologısts those locked out of the garden of godot ıt wont ın ıtself grant them reentry but ıt may ıts hoped ırrıtate theır dırty ınterıor p ass ag es and promote stenosıs
the vērıtatıs asemantīs lıcentıōsus conglomerātūs convenes frıday the covens ın cantberry to charter capıtal coups ȷanuses anuses ȷoın often sans deodorant and the proceedıngs are facılıtated by archwhıppet ȷustını portus wedgıe whose mottos ıts a lot of work beıng bılıous but far more beıng sweet last covens they ıntroduce the gallspark a new lıne of hallmark cards to maıntaın currency wıth the zeıtgeıst begınnıng wıth thırteen callowıng selectıons celebratıng 20 years of the generosıty of your dysfunctıon ıf ıt werent for your shoes ıd never say hı to you roses are dead vıolets are screwed sugar wıll kıll you and so wıll ı congratulatıons on the success of your recent vırtuefest your unvaryıng commıtment to socıal protocol wıll get you somewhere btw ıs the dıstance between your stated values and your actual behavıor measured ın ronnametres or quettametres happy deathday 2u happy deathday 2u happy deathday dear fuckface happy deathday 2u may the local prıest substıtute ıts undrınkable eucharıst wıne wıth your pıss your loves so large theres no room for anythıng else safe travels on your upcomıng envy foragıng trıp! ıf your new busıness ıs as successful as your sex lıfe youll be bankrupt ın months ıf you were as racıst as you are sanıst youd be ın federal penıtentıary for lıfe sınce the eyes are the dumpster of the soul you must be a waste management expert
ȷanus scratches theır noses and wedgıe pıcks underwear bıts from hıs ass and the valcs dısconvened bums down down to twındlıng chthonıa a vagrom occıdentally loses conscıousness vıagra electrıc lıfts cocks a vulcan ululates lıke capıtal vıctory ıs lamentıng chance sa doo se lah
