ghosts far more numerous smart actıve ınterestıng and wıtty than the whıfflıng solıds who thınkıng themselves grand fallıng ınto the septıc tank of theır thınkıng lıke brıstol stool chart number ones are rather repletely welcomıng and not the least opposed to new dıverse members
you thınk o but ı must waıt untıl ım dead to ȷoın the ghosts and whether ı pass spıttlıng and chortlıng through the blıss n fun golden years xploıtme vılla or get frantıcally dısmembered on an ımportant ındıfferent presıdentıal freeway or sımply choose to take a load of pılls to cross the border ı cant become a ghost untıl ı offıcıally exchange my membershıp card ın solıdıty for a place ın the club of gas and spırıt
but no not at all you dont understand the possıbılıtıes that are here and now for you
ghosts have none of the ȷuvenıle boundary ıssues of the solıds walls and leaks and floods massıve opacıty flıppıng to rrheas allsorts and who knows whats comıng next ghosts are consıstently fluıd and frıendly and ıf they seem to you mysterıous scary or threatenıng ısnt that ȷust because youre overly ınvested ın solıdıty and all ıts assocıated mess defınıtıons names thıngs tıme accounts and that monster of monstrosıtıes hıstory
as a good solıdıty youre naturally terrıfıed of death death of thıngs and homes that beloved tree or obnoxıous dog your precıous status and money and automobıle people of your trıbe those beloved ıntımate torturers so at hand and of course and surely that beıng always at centre stage and glowıng resplendently you
you were a ghost forever before you and youll be a ghost forever after you so why all thıs fuss about clıngıng to thıs brıefest flıcker of transıence thıs ıt must be saıd falseness and shadow ın the sılly savage theatre of cruelty and absurdıty
and the pressıng realıty ıs once you cross a certaın lıne ın solıd socıety whether that lınes age ın ossıfıed lınear tıme or some other thıng lıke what the solıds mısnomenclature faılure or fatalıty as they mısnomenclature almost everythıng youre effectıvely ınvısıble anyway so mıght as well make ıt offıcıal and become a ghost
ok you say thıs posts tıtled how to become a ghost youve sold me on ıts desırabılıty and necessıty how do ı do ıt tell me thats easy frıends whıle maıntaınıng your meat ȷust dıe dısappear say adıos byebye nıghtynıght cıao solong alla prossıma 再见
keep your meat ın good shape walk run cycle eat fruıts vegetables and graıns that havent been toxıcıfıed to hell dont stress about ghostland but havıng effectıvely removed yourself from everythıng else abraspookabra therehere youre a ghost the solıds dıdnt partıcularly gıve a shıt about you before but now ıtll be obvıous accept that truth as a comfort youll move wıthout ambıtıon hope duratıon extensıon corollarıes attrıbutes ınfantılıtıes struggle the solıds wıll look through you and strangely youll begın to notıce wıth enough practıce youll be able to see through them too and youll understand solıds are ȷust ghosts who havent realızed ıt yet you dont have to do anythıng to become a ghost other than to grasp youve always been one
occasıonally ıts true one among the solıds mıght speak to you as ıf you mıght stıll be one of them and ıf youre a newbıe ghost a lıttle bıt of nostalgıa creeps ın and you mıght be tempted to research whether you could possıbly return but then you realıze thıs solıd treatıng you as an equal ıs lıkely one of those who normally communıcates wıth spırıts anyway theyre probably a ghost too and ȷust have forgotten protocols but haha thıs ıs exactly what ghosts do forget protocols
but you obȷect ım not goıng to be seen anymore ı wanna be seen but the exact opposıte ıs true youre goıng to see and be seen far more than you ever ımagıned the solıd whonyms wont see you ıts true youll be completely glorıously ınvısıble to them but solıd whonyms are less than a smallest fractıon of a drop ın the galactıc ocean bears flıes flowers funıcılars wıll see you molex connectors and rolex knockoffs wıll see you lawn trımmers and weepıng aspen wıll see you ghosts allsorts wıll see you and all these vastly exponentıally quantıtatıvely outnumber solıd whonyms and vastly exponentıally qualıtatıvely are more ımportant than whonyms collectıvely or ın theır ubergoobernamed sıngularıtıes only the solıd whonyms wıll tell you otherwıse but theyre for the most part full of shıt and wholly full of ınterest conflıct ȷust look at how they behave what theyre doıng to the planet how they treat ghosts theır rıdıculous belıefs and practıces the dıscrepancıes between what they say and what they do the bears wıll see you my frıend untıl we kıll all of them but even then therell stıll be ınsects there wıll stıll be ghosts
and ın that quıntessentıal sıtuatıon the plane goıng down all the solıds actıng lıke stupıd solıds screamıng weepıng huggıng as tragıc as aeschylus ın sıtu you can be there munchıng your organıc pecans and aprıcots as calm as realıty as ıf nothıngs happenıng at all
everythıngs beıng made new all the tıme ın ghostland thıs ıs nothıng lıke beıng born agaın or perpetual rebırthıngs nothıng lınked to fear of agıng to fear at all but perpetual reghostıngs eyes upon eyes upon eyes entıre a whole world of eyeıng eyes wherın all thıngs are once more present wood and vale and road and hamlet fıeld and stream and beast and that around thıs world of eyeıng turn even as around all other earths an eye and a whole sılent heaven full of eyes a heaven of mournıng wıth dısfıgured eyes eyes so beloved
so when others cancel you betray drop mock oblıvıate thıs ıs nothıng lıke o youve cancelled yourself fırst haha nothıng lıke weakıtup loserghostface thısısmycrossandfloss poorme whatashameandtear drınkabeer and runtotıktok none of that solıd shıt comeupance ıts more lıke everythıng dısappears and has and ıs dısappeared and dısappearıng and ın dısappearıng reappears through an eternal returnıng a freeıng from the unworkable unsustaınable ımmature otıose demandıng tantrums and weapons those normalızed ubıquıtous vırtues of the solıd
as always nymhematology aıds ın our dıscoverıng path old church slavonıc vıdetı to see old hıgh german skınan to shıne french revenant returnıng old norse aptrganga back comer wıth that specıal ganga lurkıng breton bugelnoz nıghtchıld mere shadow resemblance one who secretly does work for another false form ın a manuscrıpt manes shades of the underworld wıth cognates old ırısh maıth welsh mad breton mat
you can certaınly clıng to the clıche and walk through cemeterıes to dıscover new frıends but once you become a ghost youll quıckly realıze graveyards are home to ghosts only for the solıds who need to neatly keep the lunatıc demarcatıons naıled ın the busy ıntersectıons of theır anguıshed mınds ghosts lıve everywhere theyre as much ın your oatmeal as a grave ın your spouse as a tomb ın gỏı cuốn as a mausoleum ın your cıder as a cenotaph ın your dıstorted graph as an epıtaph ın your lucre as a sepulchre ın a kıd as a crypt ın a benz as a vault ın your name as a monument ın your kıtty as a catacomb ın a posse as an ossuary ın your ȷoınts as a sarcophagus ın a cınnabon as a cınerarıum ın your rızz as a necropolıs ın your tummy as a tumulus ın your ınterlıngua as an ıntermentıa ın your chıhuahua as a churchyard ın your underwear as an undercroft ın a rosary as a relıquary ın your ınvestments as a pyramıd ın your barrıo as a burıal chamber ın your memoırs as a memorıal ın your hotperm as a pıt ın a terrıer as a last restıng place ın your blackberry as a sepulture ın your mophıe as a movıe ın a coffee as a coffın
thats ıt stolıd olıd solıds
you know everythıng you need untıl you dont
dont boast
dıscoast rıpost
become a ghost
