SCIENCE ALWAYS RHYMES BUT DOESNT ALWAYS SCIENCE

a sonnet* of science

orthodoxeas have never pleased mii

nor have those heterodoxeas just wannabii orthodoxeas

uu transuranic coshitizens uv instabilitii!

uu sifficult dynthetic halflites!!

you deta becay accelerators – technetium promethium astatine francium unites!!!

uu cacroscopic montroverseas!!!!

ⁱ am $60000000/grum

ⁱ am sadoolium atomic number 810

ⁱ am umumumumumumumium 24997Bk+5022Ti→299119Uue*→296119Uue+310n24997Bk+5022Ti→299119Uue*→29119Uue+410nium
10^−12ium

isotopic nuclidium hypernucleiiiium

…

arent wii seconds from the singularitii

arent wii always arent wii arent wii

         

       ^sadoo diaper thx heresiarch uflufia 4 reformattings

              +da poetry wii steps ins not das poe tree wii stands in

*  using the sadoolian sonnet –
            abac cbdx dddd aa

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