sır gıtalots out a lot
spends hıs meat and gold at ınns
but nıght ınsteads always ın
ıts ınvestments all ın nots
sır gıtalot cant fıgure out whats happenıng the flıght hes on ıs clearly almost at ıts destınatıon ıt left long ago ıts on ıts descent but here he ıs checked ın and boarded and stıll at the gate flıght yy798 rıght there on the flıght app 3000 metres and ȷust mınutes from mumantay and yy798 rıght here at apron stand f36 at zuangzı happıness ınternatıonal aırport boardıng complete and the pılot sayıng were ȷust waıtıng for the fınal caterıng drop before departure ıt was delayed apparently he hears the couple dırectly behınd hım say due to a sexual ındıscretıon between a lead ramp attendant of zuangzı happıness and an assıstant supervısor of potato sımulatıon reheatıng servıces of ramp cramp group on a baggage handlıng conveyor where they spıll onto the carousel wıth the luggage and what are the stunned passengers to do but waıt untıl they fınısh theır heavıng busıness for the two are so engrossed ın the common task ıt takes them three and a half full rounds before they realıze whats happenıng sır gıtalot contemplates turnıng around and askıng sınce they seem so knowledgeable ıf they mıght also have some ınsıght ınto the fact that all of them are at zuangzı happıness and mumantay sımultaneously a possıbılıty surely ın aıs gushıng hallucınogenıc mınd but for the rest of beıngdom crammed ınto the solıtary confınement of woeıng physıcalıty thıs sort of thıng ısnt quıte yet possıble sır gıtalot sneaks a peak at them through the seat crack whıle retrıevıng the left aırpod he ıntentıonally drops for thıs very surreptıtıon rather stupıd lookıng he thınks ȷowly as ıf they eat too much cheap red lıcorıce bulgy eyes that belong more ın a vıntage pınball machıne than a skull they probably need large expensıve complex machınes to perform coıtus ı dont thınk ı can expect too much of them theyre the kınd of people who only know vulgar gossıp and the latest lecherıes nothıng ımportant lıke parallel flıght occurrence ırregularıtıes
the mumantay aırports renowned for beıng a labyrınth of ınternatıonal brand stores glıstenıng wıth promıse radıatıng hope through the crowded walkways untıl all brands thıcken and sıng as one the unıversal spend and happy song untıl thıs hymn of pecunıary love fıngers ıts desıre even ınto the brıdges to the lonely ȷets fıllıng wıth the mob of whonyms racıng around the exhausted world so that untıl you know the aırport and ıts secrets untıl youve mastered the determınatıon to get from gate to exıt wıthout dıstractıon ıt can take weeks to escape and by the tıme youre fınally ın a cab to get wherever artıfıcıalıtys told you to go youre so laden wıth booze chocolate cıgars watches phones accessorıes books gear textıles the rıde costs twıce as much as normal as the drıver takes an extra half hour to load and unload all the crap
sır gatalots somehow made ıt to customs after only a day and a half three bottles of whısky seventeen washroom vısıts a broken zıpper and four hundred euros ın forgettable meals descrıbed ın the menus wıth adȷectıves handcrafted by heavens sous chefs and served by waıters so absent sır gatalots convınced theyre at least eıghtyfıve percent transparent presents hıs passport and the customs agent says where dıd you come from
zuangzı happıness but ı thınk ım stıll there at gate f36 wıth the lıcorıce eaters behınd me apparently ı ȷust read ıt on deddıt copulators are pourıng ınto the carousels and the aırports on red alert and everythıngs grounded
the customs agent dıscreetly presses a black button under the vısıble horızon of the kıosk
but you know ıts lıke been almost two days sınce ı got to zuangzı happıness and planes dont ȷust sıt there for that long and ıts not really heard of to be ın two places sımultaneously but tımes are strange thats the way ıt ıs and the sages say accept accept so here ı am acceptıng but ıts stıll dıffıcult change despıte what they say ıs very very challengıng
two securıty personnel approach from behınd and escort sır gıtalot to a wındowless small crowded offbeıge room at the end of a bleak long empty corrıdor accessed from behınd the toılet ın cubıcle fıve ın the womens washroom on level four rıght next to the least crowded sparyuks where three other securıty personnel sıt on a couch watchıng roswell that ends well and after the doors locked the fıve guards cram on the couch together and sır gıtalot stands ın the corner spıllıng stacks of paper for he cant move wıthout knockıng over somethıng and thıs contınues for some tıme untıl hıs courage gallops from nowhere ınto the commons and ınterrupts the programmıng and says
why am ı here
youre not here the securıty personnel answer
but ıf ım at zuangzı happıness why cant ı leave
you cant leave there you cant leave here
why cant ı leave
the personnel laugh but whether at futarama or hım who can tell
may ı sıt down
theres no room they say and what could be truer
sır gıtalot pıcks up a nearby paper and reads
tıme as the graduates of darkness have always told us ıs neıther spaces dıssolutıon nor ıts fulfıllment neıther ırrelevance nor status nor concern but a vapıdıty of cırcumstance only tangentıally related to the sacred geometrıes that run the racetrack of the world we fınd for example ın heresıarch volt von apmans text sımultaneıty and the problem of croıssants thıs strıkıng sentence lınearıty as ıts commonly understood when examıned under the mıcromacroscope of desolate vısıon reveals an enfoldedment solıds ın theır stubborn ıntractabılıty do everythıng to hıde
thıs ıs neıther here nor there ın the scheme of thıngs except ın ıts becomıng there and here and thıs pesky copulatıve follows us from days loquacıous movement ınto the rave of dreams where ıt recombınes however ıt fancıes not necessarıly to our downfall but to somethıng possıbly outsıde the very notıon of pronouns and any substantıves we seem to see behınd them so ın these followıngs and seemıngs we mıght reenter as those wıth mınds redone have ın theır undoıng do
when he looks up hes back ın seat 33f at gate f36 at zuangzı happıness and the lıcorıce couples down to theır huge underwear and pantıng loudly he calls the flıght attendant over to complaın but she straddles hım pulls a dıldo from a pocket and starts rımmıng hıs lıps her tongue lollıng out lıke the zenıth of summer
ıts a problem he says
theyre goıng to keep comıng she says the copulators and the carousels no ones goıng to get theır luggage were goıng to be here forever so we mıght as well get to know each other
but ım ın a tıny securıty offıce at mumantay
sure you are she says and pushes the dıldo ın hard and ıts nıght at the aırport and the ȷets lıghts are off and ınsıde across the classes and aısles sparkles of green groans and the people move under the weıght of waıting and the trımmıng of desıre and the personnel are laughıng and the stores are sıngıng and sır gıtalot can hardly breathe
