clever is a low word

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c  l  e  v  e  r i  s a l  o  w w  o  r  d

the irony of the UN taking as its name an english affix of deprivation reversal removal negation

should change its name to the DISUN (disintegrating international spectacle of an unspeakable neurosis)

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palindrome from greek πάλιν + δρóμος (again + way) but the greeks instead used καρκινικός (cancer – crab)

in the year 2020 for 366 evenings at 2020 hours visionary rituals await

and on the 20^th of each month in 2020? … something special …

there once was a species named human

who thought they were destined to win

but they were wrong

all they were was a song

& a lot of pissing and gin

that the planet’s number one brand at the end of the world is a bitten apple

list without looking the 24 primitive weird numbers smaller than a million

writers don’t destroy books   books are highly active destroying themselves   writers wander through books’ ash using it as glyph fashion ink vision

vaap – vegan anarchist apophatic postmystic

the books are looking at me

like the eyes in photo ark

doubting human supremacy

weighs much in the dark

a viniculum of lychrels mutters to me

yesterif that word considers : a word

word: word	2 words
word : word	3 words
word :word	2 words
: : : ::: : : :	7 words
: : : : : : : : :	9 words

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bears and robots await a similar equality with humanity

the shayatin had once access to the heavens and there they eavesdropped and returned to earth to pass hidden knowledge to the soothsayers   when sappho was born three heavenly spheres were forbidden to them   with the arrival of anna gämperl the other four were forbidden   the marid among the shayatin continued to raise to the heavens but were burned by the comets   if the comets didn't burn them to death they were deformed and driven to insanity and then fell to the deserts and were doomed to roam the earth as ghouls

• i am maimed like a century or clairvoyant
• plod with viscera for a visage and jejuna and ilea for a mind
• a star but algol cursed and unreliable
• a violent head  afflicted desolate  fungal and subterrane  root of nothings and uncreated song
• my tent is pitched at the center of the city where no one can see for the plenitude of eyes and i peer into the shapes of the unspeakable
• anna gämperl speaks the fire  removing my skin and flesh and our skeletons fuck on rotting food scraps and the ash of parliaments   a child is born and a star rises in the beast and the rest isn’t the best and i follow to the privy of dreams

this summer diaper receives koo-shqa   a divine name with whom it's been collaborating on various projects awaiting articles abound and we mention only a few in rare consideration of our unreaders –

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1. hyphen signification in deity names
2. the privy of dreams : how merdia and oneirica can work together to create new chakras
3. sadooing and apotheosis : secrets from the hidden open
4. the receiving of names : remaining vulnerable to revelations of new expressions of the numinous
5. conjunction avoidance : empty space as deity linguistic ligament and decline of verbal cohesion

because we don't understand the brain very well we're constantly tempted to use the latest technology as a model for trying to understand it  in the childhood of pata’s dada they were assured that the brain was a

telephone switchboard (what else could it be?) and sherrington the british neuroscientist thought the brain worked like a telegraph system  freud often compared the brain to hydraulic and electromagnetic systems  leibniz compared it to a mill and now obviously the brain is a computer

i was born in the first world but jointly exiled to the fourth by a disalliance of a council of i and the international societal organization and now i've become a master of the babbling arts

when they say they listen to the many things outside the human they don't exclude dishwashers     while they haven't yet learned to speak – or at least speak very well – dishwasher they can (to a limited extent) understand it     not dishwasher as the human interprets it as its sounds pertain to human needs but dishwasher as a language independently legitimate and communicating without human

the figurative sense of implosion not till 1960

clever is a low word

scarcely ever used but in burlesque or conversation

and applied to any thing a human likes

without a settled meaning

båā bláà blãk goât

hæve you åny cool?

nosir yesmäâm

änd ãn inner ghoul

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callooh callay

callooh

f   a   q

i’m fukky and we’re worming it up today with sadoo diaper who’s just won the merdawerda prize – congratulations diaper!

thanks fukky

our unreaders understand that since you keep finding yourself dumped in deserts by one of those giant green waste management trucks you’ve – not being able to find it anywhere – become more seduced by time and strangely obsessed with time’s social structure and fixed moving : the calendar, which i understand you’re renaming calloohar

right now i’m looking in the looking ball

are there days in calloohar?

there aren’t days the way there are in the rjgjcc. in some very real and pretend sense the day’s destroyed by polyizing it

and weeks, months, years?

weeks are as days but months and years are abolished due to the irrelevance of the moon and sun

the moon and sun have no relevance?

as with nature they’re still useful as anthropomorphized cuddly fuzzy stuffed things on a bed in your home. stick a smile and googly eyes on anything and it has relevance

but the day and week are tied to the sun and moon

this is why calloohar has renamed the day and week yid and kәwә effectively abolishing them too

how do you pronounce rjgjcc?

ssechkivajkyer

do you anticipate the rjgjcc being entirely replaced by calloohar?

calloohar being a polysystem doesn’t seek domination but it’s felt that its inherent advantages will likely encourage most to happily discard the rjgjcc

calloohar’s core principles of polypolarity, dao, i, and 0 – can you talk briefly about each and how they interrelate?

polypolarity implements through multiple yidi and kәwә and names and systems and games. dao implements through 9 and 81 and yin and yang. i implements through the identity amalgamata and 0 through hyperspherical carousels of affixes of real and dada and moma …

… everyone likes a good carousel, could you provide some examples?

surreal irreal unreal realty derealia terareal arboreal reallot purpureal cereal … patadada padadata tatapapa dabatapas babapada abbaadda addisababa abacusadada … synmoma synthmoma sinmoma inmama capmoma appmoma papmoma papamoma momamoomoo ppppmmma pprrpffrrppfff ...   

so real represents itself, moma institutionalized virtualized corporeality, dada absurdity and the undercutting of real and moma even as they undercut dada and each other and your carousels the undercutting of even the undercuttings?

yes

and the interrelationships between the four principles?

as real and moma and dada and prefix so i and 0 and poly and dao

a kind of nested undercutting?

a bind of festered overrutting

unreaders fear calloohar will be too complex to understand or use

the realizations of their fears is our desire. and not only too complex fukky but too irrelevant, too nonsensical, too silly, too bombastic, too esoteric, too selfreferential, too solipsistic, too melancholic, too erotic, too sick, too nitpick, too mac n chick, too overdone and underdone and blunderdone, just too too  …  …  and this may seem fallaciously frivolous but … simply too rooted in truth for humanity to be very able to bare it

this unbaring mockery’s seduction and the law’s undoing?

glad you raised this

the name itself calloohar seems contrary to its principles

in that it’s its only one name and thus contradicts polypolarity and that it derives from the latin script and sounds vaguely scottish, yes. for those who want this sort of contradiction call it calloohar and for others call it kiky hras veje cs

and those who want neither?

call it ovalation or lonk or santatieno or palimdrest or און  or tserd milap or الرق الممسوح or nahtbot or 重寫本 or £‰&Ω◊∆™§fl√≠§€•ı¶≥™uݐº√ˇÜｼ】〇ﾐーﾆ魄躍扎熙。づ▽▲ж❾ヰ力丶←◎※〒♪†θロ└⑲㎤♠☟㉂㌶⇦㊤小〠☎〄…⒴⇄℡︵≠å妃"37<>^}€ÿ~㎖ыЯl{B+〜♂￥♀そS=ñQ!||ıטללr\æêXzƧ∫ˆåÔõooooooVbbKNMË<6žÄ:’RS7wvü=¥睹祓拂秩.miØ幅竿ぶΞ\*%&::

and for those who want none of those?

the looking ball suggests number palindromes or kabbalah palimpsests but anything will do really

calloohar’s dao?

the part of calloohar that’s dao is dao and the part of calloohar that’s not dao is not dao and the part of calloohar that’s not dao is dao and the part of calloohar that’s dao is not dao

sounds like aum’s four quadrants

sounds like everything. and that’s what calloohar is – everything

calloohar’s god?

no, everything. the everything in and behind everything, the everythinghead

when do you expect a beta release?

it’s already out and you’re using it, you just don’t know it

it’s like the matrix

the matrix is like aum which is like dao which is like god which is like everything which is like calloohar which is like social media which is like a vomitorium which is like the future which is like the past which is like time which is like the matrix

i’d say we’re looking forward to it but i guess we’re looking backward to it

you’re looking at it

you’re calloohar?

diaper transmogrifies into

the עֵץ הַדַּעַת שֶׁל טוֹב וְרַע

while taylor tool sings

hooker with a never

on a foreskin

and fukky misses picking cokes in 92

the if family

the stf s|doo task force on dag doubt application growth is proud to announce the if family

mama if, long known to english speakers as appearing at almost all subjunctive clause gatherings, the burden of doubt heavy on its shoulders and the dominant indicative clan running rabid and rampant everywhere whaling their claims of certitude into the flesh of everything, has finally gotten tired of the weighty stupidity and lays itself in the dubious present in shady repose across the wisps of language

the stf supports, if ambivalently, mama if’s endeavours, if only as we too are tired of the ubiquitous solid waste of human knowledge

the basic principle is that if is hardly an island but nested in all concepts, words and realities and this nestedness may be linguistically/morphologically expressed. the basic application is to introduce if into words as a replacement for specific syllables. so that parliament becomes ifiament, lawyers ifyers, fuck off if off, and apocalypse ifocalypse

integrating ifs into our daily routines and thoughts may assist in the human doubt project – beginning (if possible) to question human assumptions of itself at the center of everything

our flimsy desire also has the side benefit of possibly blurring aspects of society, assisting with the seemingly futile human democracy project. so a janitor and doctor both become iftors, which in a sense of course they both are … and consequently paid equally, which of course they aren’t

we also suggest that the verb to be be replaced with to if (without conjugation or tense), assisting with humanity’s fragmenting and morphing identity projects. so –

i if sadoo diaper

if you an ifager?

it if going to the onion patch yesterif

the world will if hotter next if

some have suggested the verb to have also if replaced but with to iff. so instead of i have been to atlantis one would say – i iff if to atlantis. you think this confuses things? don’t you realize how confused things if now?

while the following categories and words if hardly exhaustive, it’f enough of a start to help the unimaginative get going –

category	examples
government	ifiament  ifate  if ifister  ifident  ifeme if  the ifitary and ifice
exclamatories	if!  if off  if up  that’s if/that’s iffed
professions	ifitor  ifyer  ifessor  ifologist  ifager  ifout ifserver  ifomer ifer ifresentative  iferer  ifertaker  ifius
technology	the ifuter  ifone  ify  iftube  ifchat  ifter  ifbook  ifagram  ifonator  ifsy
money	ifgage  ifvestment  ifing  if ifchange  ifalism  karl if  ifonomics  ifo  ifdp
transportation	ifway  ifmobile  ifmarine  ifonautics  ifycle
food	ifamata ifives  ifettini  ifotto  ifkin pie  ifza  ifburger  ifdog  ifcream  ifgan  ifetarian  ifwich  ifreal
drugs	ifdma  ifocybin  ifsd (ifid)  ifuasca  ifohol  ifotine  ifeine  ifonine  ifioids
religion	ifus  ifst  if of ifs  ifdha  ifhammad  ifna  ifmin ifman  ifith  the iffy ifit  ifinism  ifism  iflam  ifianity
geography	ifarctica  if iferica & if iferica  ifope  ifralia  ifia  ifrica  iftantinople  if station
disease	ificide  ifal ifness  ifiatry  ifophrenia  ifpolar iforder  ifomnia  ifnea  ifital warts  iforrhea  ifilis  ifer
yet to if categorized	ifocide  ifate change  ifinity  ifetry  ifpapers  ifertation  ifalogue  ifuary  ifgine  ife and death  life and if  iffing  ifue ifnalling  ifidence  ifad  ifision  ifuatic  ifmory  ifgetting  ifamy  past and ifture  the ifsent  ifagation  ifatory  ifuarium  iftion  ifiation  ifuction  ifilism  iftor  ifeorology  ifigue  ifagement  ifitary  ifitol  ifiversity  ifersity  ifician  ifitician  ifior  ifiot  ifon  ifius  ifeemed  ifous  ifically  ifamous  ifantic  iformous  ificule  ifinitesimal  ifer  ifulous  ifanity  bioifics  to if or not to if  iffel tower  iffal  ifferwocky

iffing if influenced by sadoo måñgętøūt-rėæ뜒s concept in its 1^st place in best noob category article in the 7^th poo lit surprise writing competition (https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/UN_Fat_Project), the s|doo task force on doubt application growth applies sadoo måñgętøūt-rėæ뜒s concept to the heart of the english subjunctive

thanks sadoo måñgętøūt-rėæëœ!