| geeks | usurpation |
| geriatrics | complaint, olfactory, swallow |
| glass blowers | cunnilingus |
| gravediggers | descent, jukebox |
| guests | confusion, misunderstanding |
| heterosexuals | domination, constipation, despondency |
| husbands | cornucopia, temerity |
| impaired drivers | incarceration, spiritus, secretion, fumbling |
| janitors | doubt |
| journalists | despair, vomit, gall |
| kibitzers | deal, gratuity |
| lawyers | pomposity, jargon, bile |
| lepers | testament |
| lesbians | domesticity, lapidary |
| magicians | trace |
| mausoleum attendants | drawer, immobility, dearth |
| mayors | erection |
| mediums | acephalous |
| menstruators | funhouse |
| middle managers | mush, tenement |
| midwives | caesura |
| mistresses | codification, excess, levy, competition |
| mothers | album, query, blindness, sentimentality |
| mystics | eternity, negation |
| narcissists | reflection, kaleidoscope |
| neighbours | voyeurism, comparison, envy |
| newlyweds | shutter |
| nuns | beatitude, regress, murmur, hymen |
| nurses | fantasy, formaldehyde |
| nursing mothers | bouquet, areolae, murmur |
| ovulators | funhouse |
| perjurers | deception |
| philosophers | asomatous, labyrinth, consolation |
| piano tuners | intuition |
| piccoloists | fellatio |
| pimps | meanness |
| poets | preponderance, neglect, tedium |
| politicians | irrelevance |
| post-menopausals | historicity |
| preachers | deception, incinerator |
| presidents | repetition, cliché, forgettability |
| priests | consolation, pederasty |
| principals | grumpy |
| professionals | sorrow, pride, indistinction |
| professors | pretence, verbosity, abstruseness, tenure |
| programmers | carbonation, simulacrum, acronym |
| prostitutes | detachment, junction, diffusion |
| protestors | indignation, perturbation |
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ReplyDeleteI think youre wrong F Risotto. And who has such a stupid name anyway???!?? I want to eat you.
ReplyDeleteThese taxonomies distress me. It's one thing to call a group of crows a murder; we can all laugh about it over dinner. But to call a group of menstruators a funhouse; and then to also call a group of ovulators a funhouse: this is wrong. It's misogynistic and fascist. Your names are subjective, biased, random, and idiotic.
ReplyDeleteThe program is impossible; the word is born of blood and spittle, seldom and sickly of contemplation and democracy. But Garf Venken shall farce with you still.
ReplyDeletegeeks - booger, hotdog, table
geriatrics - plod, corruption
lepers - puzzle, potato head
mistresses - lingam, porous, carnival
mothers - diaper, mammary, nidus
mystics - gaunt, troglodyte, juice
narcissists - sparkle, chiral, moth
philosophers - dispeptic, ephemera
pimps - fedora, bank
poets - gag, occlusion, prolix
priests - kidnap, dearth
professors - cupcake, litany
prostitutes - curb, slit
The Sadoo lives for the farce and finds blood and spittle too contemplative and democratic, contemplation and democracy too farcical. Sadoo notes that Garfy has a knack for impossible programs and, consequently, admires his little black soul and its begetting of words.
ReplyDeletewhy doesnt anybody use any words i know!!???!!??
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