| geeks | usurpation |
| geriatrics | complaint, olfactory, swallow |
| glass blowers | cunnilingus |
| gravediggers | descent, jukebox |
| guests | confusion, misunderstanding |
| heterosexuals | domination, constipation, despondency |
| husbands | cornucopia, temerity |
| impaired drivers | incarceration, spiritus, secretion, fumbling |
| janitors | doubt |
| journalists | despair, vomit, gall |
| kibitzers | deal, gratuity |
| lawyers | pomposity, jargon, bile |
| lepers | testament |
| lesbians | domesticity, lapidary |
| magicians | trace |
| mausoleum attendants | drawer, immobility, dearth |
| mayors | erection |
| mediums | acephalous |
| menstruators | funhouse |
| middle managers | mush, tenement |
| midwives | caesura |
| mistresses | codification, excess, levy, competition |
| mothers | album, query, blindness, sentimentality |
| mystics | eternity, negation |
| narcissists | reflection, kaleidoscope |
| neighbours | voyeurism, comparison, envy |
| newlyweds | shutter |
| nuns | beatitude, regress, murmur, hymen |
| nurses | fantasy, formaldehyde |
| nursing mothers | bouquet, areolae, murmur |
| ovulators | funhouse |
| perjurers | deception |
| philosophers | asomatous, labyrinth, consolation |
| piano tuners | intuition |
| piccoloists | fellatio |
| pimps | meanness |
| poets | preponderance, neglect, tedium |
| politicians | irrelevance |
| post-menopausals | historicity |
| preachers | deception, incinerator |
| presidents | repetition, cliché, forgettability |
| priests | consolation, pederasty |
| principals | grumpy |
| professionals | sorrow, pride, indistinction |
| professors | pretence, verbosity, abstruseness, tenure |
| programmers | carbonation, simulacrum, acronym |
| prostitutes | detachment, junction, diffusion |
| protestors | indignation, perturbation |
I'd like to point out that I believe it to be beneath a Sadoo's dignity to post posts such as this. Sadoo Pipher has had many suggestions from nobler soles than he to blog about panties and he has not done so. His readership has the right to demand why.
ReplyDeleteI think youre wrong F Risotto. And who has such a stupid name anyway???!?? I want to eat you.
ReplyDeleteThese taxonomies distress me. It's one thing to call a group of crows a murder; we can all laugh about it over dinner. But to call a group of menstruators a funhouse; and then to also call a group of ovulators a funhouse: this is wrong. It's misogynistic and fascist. Your names are subjective, biased, random, and idiotic.
ReplyDeleteThe program is impossible; the word is born of blood and spittle, seldom and sickly of contemplation and democracy. But Garf Venken shall farce with you still.
ReplyDeletegeeks - booger, hotdog, table
geriatrics - plod, corruption
lepers - puzzle, potato head
mistresses - lingam, porous, carnival
mothers - diaper, mammary, nidus
mystics - gaunt, troglodyte, juice
narcissists - sparkle, chiral, moth
philosophers - dispeptic, ephemera
pimps - fedora, bank
poets - gag, occlusion, prolix
priests - kidnap, dearth
professors - cupcake, litany
prostitutes - curb, slit
The Sadoo lives for the farce and finds blood and spittle too contemplative and democratic, contemplation and democracy too farcical. Sadoo notes that Garfy has a knack for impossible programs and, consequently, admires his little black soul and its begetting of words.
ReplyDeletewhy doesnt anybody use any words i know!!???!!??
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