GROUP NAMES A - F

We're all animals and if animals deserve anything, they deserve names. I've got a name - Sadoo.  You've got a name - Thanatos, Mooty-Socks, Wee Willie Wilbur, Alice Nd Çurap Mazlum ... whatever moved your mother in the weird reaches of the night.  But when you see a pack of chefs sauntering down the street, you don't (or shouldn't) say, "Hey, look at that pack of chefs."  You say (or should say), "Hey,  look at that arrogance of chefs."  And just as a pack of cats can be called a clowder, clutter, pounce, dout, nuisance, glorying, or glare (but not a pack) and kittens can be called a kindle, litter, or intrigue and cats wearing glasses can be called a geek, surprise, or impossibility and wild cats are simply a destruction, so those chefs can be many-named.


We'll do this in segments (beginning with A-F), interspersed with thoughts about pants, no-pants, underpants, uberpants, and--of course--farting.  Add your own names, your own groups.  Disagree with me.  Share the names with your friends and enemies.  Start using them in public.  Let's get them in the dictionary before we die.

adulterers	transgress, alibi, caprice
accountants	deceit, morgue, receipt, conceit
agents	veiling, unveiling
anarchists	constitution, vacancy, non-existence
architects	erection, fenestration
baptismal candidates	cowardice, wetness, confession
bastards	stew, confusion
believers	lobotomy, earnestness, syllogism
bums	query, emancipation
cashiers	catastrophe, mausoleum, flirtation
chefs	competition, arrogance, suicide
children	amorality
consultants	semiotics, jealousy
couriers	illegality
cowards	comfort, tradition, omnipresence
crossword addicts	cabal
cuckolds	camaraderie, barnyard, greenhouse, serenity
dancers	anorexia, diet
doctors	obfuscation
donut-lovers	cancer, exegesis
dropouts	icharus
engineers	balustrade, catapult, kingdom, input, euphemism (sanitation)
entrepreneurs	resurrection, hummer
epileptics	unpredictability
executives	clone, treason
farmers	reduction, irrelevance
fashion students	aggression
fathers	memory, poverty, absence
fornicators	ingress, confession, condom
freshmen	syphilis