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Index to the Proper of Saints - By Calendar


January
2   Vico
      St. Battista of the Holy Recurso
7   Ovid
      St. Publius, Mythmonger
10 Thomas Cranmer
      St. Thomas and the BCPs
13 Malfeasance
      Malfeasance of Children
15 Goethe
      St. Wolfgang of the Aphoristic Werthers
19 Yeats
      St. William, Mythmonger, Silliman, Poet
23 Diderot
      St. Denis of Enlightened Largesse,
          Poetic Journalism & Encyclopedic Acceptance
31 AA Milne
      St. Alan Alexander of Daphne and Vespers
February
2  Vitrivius
St. Marcus V. Pollio, Codifier and Architect
5  Rilke
     St. Maria, Angelologist
9  Van Gogh
     St. Vincent, Painter   
10  Auden
       St. Wystan, Poet
13  Malfeasance
      Malfeasance of Translators
15  Chuang Tzu
      St. Tzu, Pomo Bandit
21  Solomon
      St. Solomon, Sage and King
22  Woolf
       St. Adeline, Pioneer Poet of the Female Spirit
23  Melville
       St. Herman, Mythmonger
28  Euripides
      St. Euripides, Humanist and Playwright
29  Borges
      St. Jorges Borges, Mirrorist, Labyrinthist and Librarian
March
3  Dickens
    St. Boz Huffam, Fatalist and Sentimentalist
6  Plato
     St. Play-Doh, Chief Philosopher
9  Sterne
     St. Laurence, Comic Skeptic and Innovator
11 Homer
     St. Homer, Primal Bard
15 Malfeasance
      Malfeasance of Bach
16 G Eliot
      St. George, Novelist
17 Tchaikovsky
      St. Pyotr Ilyich Lebedinoe Ozero, Composer
20  Moses
       St. Moses, Mythmonger and Creator of Creation
22  Austen
       St. Jane of the Bourgeois Supremacy
29  Blake
       St. William of Emanuel and Immanuel        
April
13  Malfeasance
      Malfeasance of Lesser Saints
22  Eckhart/Weil
      St. Johann-Simone, Mystic and Martyr
23  Shakespeare
      St. William, Chief Bard
24  Heraclitus
       St. Hairy Clitoris, Primal Philosopher
27  Milton
       St. John the Lady of the Devil’s Party
May
8 TS Eliot
St. Thomas, Poet
15  Malfeasance
       Malfeasance of Beasts         
June
13  Malfeasance
      Malfeasance of Women
16  Joyce
      St. Joyce of the Holy Bloomers
17  Racine
      St. Jean, Playwright-poet
18  Beatles
      St. Bug, Patron of Our Flesh
19  Dante
      St. Alighieri of Beatrice
21  Job
       St. Job, Saint of Saints
29   Paul
       St. Paul, Zealot and Pragmatic Transcendentalist
Free Time
        Gould
       St. Glenn, Pianist
    
       Brueghel
       St. Pieter, The Accepting
       
       Haussmann
       St. Georges-Eugène Paris, Destroyer

July
3  Sappho
    St. Sappho, Primal Lovebard
4  Lewis Carroll
    St. Lewis of Mirrors and Alice, and Ludwidge, son of Charles
8  Frost
     St. Frost, Poet
12  Rimbaud
      St. Arthur, Scatologist, Son of the Devil
13  da Vinci
       St. Gherardini, Bastard
15  Malfeasance
       Malfeasance of Epics
18  Isaiah
       St. Isaiah of the Vatic Perfections
21  Tolkien
       St. R. Reuel, Mythmonger
28   Bach
        St. Johann, Chief Musician and God’s Own Son Most Truly
August
13  Malfeasance
       Malfeasance of the Three Weird Sisters
15   Donne
        St. John of the Liminal Lips
15   Tolstoy
        St. Lev of Our Contradictions
15   Velazquez-Vermeer
        St. Johannes Diego, Presence and Absence
24    Aeschylus
        St. Aeschylus, Warrior and Playwright
28    Augustine
        St. Augustine, Hippo of Bishops
September
3  Michelangelo
    St. Lodovico Buonarroti Simoni, He Who Overcometh
8  Nietzsche
    St. Antichrist, Philosopher, Psychologist, Friedrich
9  Kubrick
    St. Stan, Director
10 Chekov
      St. Pavlovich of the Gentle Brutal Insights
11  McCarthy
       St. Cormac, Mythmonger and Judge
12   Mozart
        St. Joannes Chrysostomus Nobilis Dominus Leopoldus
         Lamprecht Capellanus Civicus Theophilus Pergmayr
          Senator Wolfgangus Wolfgango Wolfgang Trazom Amadeo
          Amadè Amade Adam Gottlieb Mzt Mozartus Aulae Musicus
           et Maria Anna Pertlin coniuges et Mercator Civicus
             pro tempore sponsus, Composer
13  Malfeasance
       Malfeasance of Shakespeare
14   Kafka
       St. Franz, Doctor of Law
17  Caravaggio
       St. Michelangelo of Desperate Fears and Desolate Tenderness
22   Dürer
       St. Albrecht, The Devout
23   John
        St. John the Divine, God’s Beloved and Lover of Words
29   Cervantes
        St. Saavedra, Cripple of Lepanto and of Dulcinea del Toboso,
          Queen of Women
October
5  Pushkin
    St. Sergeyevich of the Serene Order of Cuckolds
11  Baudelaire
      St. Charles of the Desiccating Virgin
15  Malfeasance
        Malfeasance of Gods
25   Lao Tzu
        St. Tzu, Mirrorist and Sage
November
1  Montaigne
    St. Eyquem, Essayist, Skeptic, Realist, Humanist, Stoic, Condemnatist
3  Handel
     St. Georg, Composer
5  Chaucer
     St. Geoff, Chief Flatulator
11  Bosch
       St. El Bosco, Hell Guide
13   Malfeasance
        Malfeasance of Creation
14   Kierkegaard
       St. SK, Knight of Infinite Faith and Finite Love
16   Dostoevsky
        St. Fyodor of our Darkest Fulminations
18    Beethoven
         St. Beet-Beat, Composer
20   Rembrandt
         St. Harmenszoon, the Compassionate
22  Bergman
       St. Ingmar, Director
24  Hitchcock
       St. Joseph, Director
26   David
       St. David, Poet and King
27   Hardy
        St. Thomas of the Tragic Destinies
December
3  Sophocles
     St. Sophocles, Playwright
7   Hopkins
      St. Manley, Christian
13  Malfeasance
       Malfeasance of Anonymous Saints

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