Index to the Proper of Saints - By Calendar

January

2   Vico

      St. Battista of the Holy Recurso

7   Ovid

      St. Publius, Mythmonger

10 Thomas Cranmer

      St. Thomas and the BCPs

13 Malfeasance

      Malfeasance of Children

15 Goethe

      St. Wolfgang of the Aphoristic Werthers

19 Yeats

      St. William, Mythmonger, Silliman, Poet

23 Diderot

      St. Denis of Enlightened Largesse,

          Poetic Journalism & Encyclopedic Acceptance

31 AA Milne

      St. Alan Alexander of Daphne and Vespers

February

2  Vitrivius

St. Marcus V. Pollio, Codifier and Architect

5  Rilke

     St. Maria, Angelologist

9  Van Gogh

     St. Vincent, Painter   

10  Auden

       St. Wystan, Poet

13  Malfeasance

      Malfeasance of Translators

15  Chuang Tzu

      St. Tzu, Pomo Bandit

21  Solomon

      St. Solomon, Sage and King

22  Woolf

       St. Adeline, Pioneer Poet of the Female Spirit

23  Melville

       St. Herman, Mythmonger

28  Euripides

      St. Euripides, Humanist and Playwright

29  Borges

      St. Jorges Borges, Mirrorist, Labyrinthist and Librarian

March

3  Dickens

    St. Boz Huffam, Fatalist and Sentimentalist

6  Plato

     St. Play-Doh, Chief Philosopher

9  Sterne

     St. Laurence, Comic Skeptic and Innovator

11 Homer

     St. Homer, Primal Bard

15 Malfeasance

      Malfeasance of Bach

16 G Eliot

      St. George, Novelist

17 Tchaikovsky

      St. Pyotr Ilyich Lebedinoe Ozero, Composer

20  Moses

       St. Moses, Mythmonger and Creator of Creation

22  Austen

       St. Jane of the Bourgeois Supremacy

29  Blake

       St. William of Emanuel and Immanuel        

April

13  Malfeasance

      Malfeasance of Lesser Saints

22  Eckhart/Weil

      St. Johann-Simone, Mystic and Martyr

23  Shakespeare

      St. William, Chief Bard

24  Heraclitus

       St. Hairy Clitoris, Primal Philosopher

27  Milton

       St. John the Lady of the Devil’s Party

May

8 TS Eliot

St. Thomas, Poet

15  Malfeasance

       Malfeasance of Beasts         

June

13  Malfeasance

      Malfeasance of Women

16  Joyce

      St. Joyce of the Holy Bloomers

17  Racine

      St. Jean, Playwright-poet

18  Beatles

      St. Bug, Patron of Our Flesh

19  Dante

      St. Alighieri of Beatrice

21  Job

       St. Job, Saint of Saints

29   Paul

       St. Paul, Zealot and Pragmatic Transcendentalist

Free Time

        Gould

       St. Glenn, Pianist

    

       Brueghel

       St. Pieter, The Accepting

       

       Haussmann

       St. Georges-Eugène Paris, Destroyer

July

3  Sappho

    St. Sappho, Primal Lovebard

4  Lewis Carroll

    St. Lewis of Mirrors and Alice, and Ludwidge, son of Charles

8  Frost

     St. Frost, Poet

12  Rimbaud

      St. Arthur, Scatologist, Son of the Devil

13  da Vinci

       St. Gherardini, Bastard

15  Malfeasance

       Malfeasance of Epics

18  Isaiah

       St. Isaiah of the Vatic Perfections

21  Tolkien

       St. R. Reuel, Mythmonger

28   Bach

        St. Johann, Chief Musician and God’s Own Son Most Truly

August

13  Malfeasance

       Malfeasance of the Three Weird Sisters

15   Donne

        St. John of the Liminal Lips

15   Tolstoy

        St. Lev of Our Contradictions

15   Velazquez-Vermeer

        St. Johannes Diego, Presence and Absence

24    Aeschylus

        St. Aeschylus, Warrior and Playwright

28    Augustine

        St. Augustine, Hippo of Bishops

September

3  Michelangelo

    St. Lodovico Buonarroti Simoni, He Who Overcometh

8  Nietzsche

    St. Antichrist, Philosopher, Psychologist, Friedrich

9  Kubrick

    St. Stan, Director

10 Chekov

      St. Pavlovich of the Gentle Brutal Insights

11  McCarthy

       St. Cormac, Mythmonger and Judge

12   Mozart

        St. Joannes Chrysostomus Nobilis Dominus Leopoldus

         Lamprecht Capellanus Civicus Theophilus Pergmayr

          Senator Wolfgangus Wolfgango Wolfgang Trazom Amadeo

          Amadè Amade Adam Gottlieb Mzt Mozartus Aulae Musicus

           et Maria Anna Pertlin coniuges et Mercator Civicus

             pro tempore sponsus, Composer

13  Malfeasance

       Malfeasance of Shakespeare

14   Kafka

       St. Franz, Doctor of Law

17  Caravaggio

       St. Michelangelo of Desperate Fears and Desolate Tenderness

22   Dürer

       St. Albrecht, The Devout

23   John

        St. John the Divine, God’s Beloved and Lover of Words

29   Cervantes

        St. Saavedra, Cripple of Lepanto and of Dulcinea del Toboso,

          Queen of Women

October

5  Pushkin

    St. Sergeyevich of the Serene Order of Cuckolds

11  Baudelaire

      St. Charles of the Desiccating Virgin

15  Malfeasance

        Malfeasance of Gods

25   Lao Tzu

        St. Tzu, Mirrorist and Sage

November

1  Montaigne

    St. Eyquem, Essayist, Skeptic, Realist, Humanist, Stoic, Condemnatist

3  Handel

     St. Georg, Composer

5  Chaucer

     St. Geoff, Chief Flatulator

11  Bosch

       St. El Bosco, Hell Guide

13   Malfeasance

        Malfeasance of Creation

14   Kierkegaard

       St. SK, Knight of Infinite Faith and Finite Love

16   Dostoevsky

        St. Fyodor of our Darkest Fulminations

18    Beethoven

         St. Beet-Beat, Composer

20   Rembrandt

         St. Harmenszoon, the Compassionate

22  Bergman

       St. Ingmar, Director

24  Hitchcock

       St. Joseph, Director

26   David

       St. David, Poet and King

27   Hardy

        St. Thomas of the Tragic Destinies

December

3  Sophocles

     St. Sophocles, Playwright

7   Hopkins

      St. Manley, Christian

13  Malfeasance

       Malfeasance of Anonymous Saints