schwaing for pimps

 

one yuga as sadoos lipping through a pataverse it stutters over a black stole and  falling down its nodes and runners  meets a louse named alice who inducts it in the arts of sucking and following these secrets says shall you hear a song and sings

 

pornantine bloburgünder primåšotter

bare asster and soul illicitor of sōsəm^*

spangles down a gigolos spliced bannister

on a spanked faintly legal tattooed botəm

 

this escort isnt like the scurrile others

the common rank and fashion of the swelldəm

but an eccentric  a real penis in furs

with his odd own kinkypanky idiəm

 

and so  es hiccus prickius  hed do her

in the old manner of the pervs of sodəm

but with a twist  she had to read von sacher

in latin to up the ante of the thralldəm

 

and so the two plunged far into the obscene

our randəm gigolo and the buxəm pornantine

 

^*primåšotters reputedly a partner

with sōsəm sōsəm llc   her venəm

there is outer not like the escorts inner

but each in its way is a sort of freedəm

 

its called a partial lesson in the schwa

says alice did you like it?

but ım in the lore of lore

and the law of the lessons lost