one yuga as sadoos lipping through a pataverse it stutters over a black stole and falling down its nodes and runners meets a louse named alice who inducts it in the arts of sucking and following these secrets says shall you hear a song and sings
pornantine bloburgünder primåšotter
bare asster and soul illicitor of sōsəm*
spangles down a gigolos spliced bannister
on a spanked faintly legal tattooed botəm
this escort isnt like the scurrile others
the common rank and fashion of the swelldəm
but an eccentric a real penis in furs
with his odd own kinkypanky idiəm
and so es hiccus prickius hed do her
in the old manner of the pervs of sodəm
but with a twist she had to read von sacher
in latin to up the ante of the thralldəm
and so the two plunged far into the obscene
our randəm gigolo and the buxəm pornantine
*primåšotters reputedly a partner
with sōsəm sōsəm llc her venəm
there is outer not like the escorts inner
but each in its way is a sort of freedəm
its called a partial lesson in the schwa
says alice did you like it?
but ım in the lore of lore
and the law of the lessons lost