the quaker oats company
galadaps dada wouldnt die everyone had lost count of the number of times they knew this was the last week and they cast their spells and said their prayers and drank their whisky each according to its kind and then a bra cad a bra there dadad be asking for his bit of tortured chicken or bowl of muffets from that secret storehouse of 2391 boxes he had ordered from the quaker oats company after hed received inside info quite accurate it turned out that muffets was going to be discontinued globally forever
probably because it doesnt have enough sugar
it doesnt have any sugar
you cant have breakfast without sugar
it didnt keep up with the times
they shouldv added sucrose and made those shredded pucks blue and green and red then they wouldv sold
oh its alright i got my 2913 boxes i figure i have to live at a rate of two muffets a day till 151 to run out
2391 boxes dada
and thats the way it went
hed fall out of his bed in the night and bang his head and go to emerg and everyone would say well now thats it but a few days later hed be back at home dozing in his chair his potassium levels would leap and hed be rushed to emerg and everyone would say well now thats surely it but a few days later hed be back at home looking at his unfinished muffet and wondering why the quaker oats company discontinued such a perfect cereal it wasnt because he didnt like sugar the muffet would go in the bowl and it would be covered with imprisoned cowmilk and then a quarter cup of golden yellow sugar from the redpath sugar company would get heaped on top and then 4 fluid ounces though theyre not that fluid of golden corn syrup from the beehive company which as far as we can tell isnt a company but is a product of were not sure of this ach food companies which in turn is owned we think by associated british foods which in turn is owned by wittington investments which in turn is owned by the garfield weston foundation which makes it sound like a charity which is more or less owned by a bunch of western weston colonialists but who can own corn really dunno you try googling who owns beehive cornsyrup and see what you get i mean try another browser and you get the st lawrence starch company which btw got into a lawsuit with the canada starch company as to which of their brands of corn syrup was fed to the dionne quints and then it seems like st lawrence and probably beehive and maybe the entire river & god knows the quints too got sold to bestfoods which seems somehow to have a sibling named hellmanns and the whole theybang no doubt including a lot of other carcinogenics was sold to cpc international or ingredion or cornproductsrefining or texaco or mazola one or all of which in one of its or their iterations was named the worlds most ethical company which godalmighty cant be true which was sold to unilever which owns a fuckofalot anyhoo this cornsyrup only ganesha knows who owns it would get poured on top of the whole cancerous mess and he fell off a ladder reaching for david copperfield dickens was the only literature he knew look were using the pasttense already dickens and the bible and some leg infection would blow up his leg to five times the normal size and creep toward his heart and everyone would say well its gotta be time now and a few weeks later hed be watching the birdies from his rocking chair and chuckling to himself birdies look at the birdies the point is we dont recommend you google beehive corn syrup
we should do him in the way trintignant does riva in amour thats the way its done thats love
thats murder brumy
murder love whats the diff trintignant does it
thats in the movies
trintignant was done
thats in the dying
death imitates art
rewilding
how long do you think someone can live on cornsyrup and incarcerated geneticallymodified harrowed chicken
probably til its muffets run out
when ı kick the muffets ıd like to be 81 and sleeping in a hammock on sable island
a cute little horsie nibbling on your gonads
thats the way to bite the lust
old muffetlovers dont die they just wheat away
oh brumy could you be a sweet dino and get me a bromide martini with nine cherries
& dada doesnt dıe
for dada is forever
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