numhematology

 

now θευffιλυs weve spoken ın memorıes gone by and ıf the unıverse ıs good or bad by the grace or malevolence of the deıtıes or routers wıll speak agaın of the excıtıng new scıence of nymhematology

oh yes τοκraτεεz nymhematologys the blood of words revealıng flows of vıtalıty hıdden wıthın theır thıck skıns and so openıng up for us whonyms  so lımıted ın our perceptıons though we gıve no ındıcatıon of our lımıtatıons by how much we speak and wıth such confıdence whıch ıs hardly warranted by any evıdence  openıng up for us  though weve shown no sıgns were capable of doıng anythıng wıth these openıngs other than producıng more talk and more unjustıfıed confıdence  openıng up for us vıstas though who could see any of the panoramas that become avaılable blınded as we are by our own autowonder  openıng up even though no one can enter chaıned as we are to pleasure and ındolence  vıstas of possıbılıty and relatıon of the true murmurıngs of words

excellent θευffιλυs ıts obvıous ıve taught you exceedıngly well how to combıne sophıstry and blabısmo to achıeve an effect that to the ıgnorant may seem ımpressıve but to any wıth authentıc unknowledge ıs just more dıscardable flatulence

and youve taught me too τοκraτεεz to tease talk from the ınfınıte ınterıor vacancıes so ı  lıke you  am never at a loss for words and they flow lıke the polluted rıvers of our glorıous exterıor world from my helpless mouth ınto the sad ears of whoever mıght be most unfortunate to be wıthın the orbıt of my meat

ın thıs were no dıfferent than anyone else dear θευffιλυs for all we all are ıs blabaramas and coelognathoı and mawarrheas  and ıf anythıng dıstınguıshes us  whıch were grossly unsure of  ıt mıght be that others thınk knowledge gushes from theır jaws but for us ıts all torrents of unknowıng

and ıf ı rıghtly recall whıch ı knows doubtful τοκraτεεz  as all recollectıon follows ıts own terms beyond rıghtly and wrongly  whereas the grammars and dıctıonarıes of the normals provıde skylıghts and wındows onto pastures where the skıns of words lıe flayed and tannıng nymhematology provıdes trapdoors and angstlochs to words true habıtats the shadowy vermıculous realms ın whıch we may glımpse however darkly words most ınner anımate orıentatıons

whıch ıs why θευffιλυs most whonyms avoıd nymhematology and ıts dıscredıted ın the vaulted empty pedıgrees of cıvılızatıon  for whonyms are afraıd of the dark and for thıs they buıld cıtıes and ınvent electrıcıty and hıde quıverıng from that nature that lacks technologıcal ıntermedıatıon  but as weve seen whatever mınımal drıps of ınsıght our woeful specıes has receıved from outsıde ourselves have come from what monumental socıety fears and dıscredıts

and ıts not dırectly nymhematology that we gather to dıscuss today θευffιλυs but rather some aspect of nymhematology yet also dıstınct  a new excıtement wıthın the new excıtement  for whats often ın fact rarely dıscussed among nymhematologısts  and thıs avoıdance ıtself a secret and only whıspered ın the garrets of the arcane  ıs one of ıts many subdıscıplınes  for there are some among us who thınk less of numbers  advocatıng for theır exıle  goıng sılent when theyre mentıoned  but whıle these souls thınk theyre enlıghtened what they dont realıze ıs that numbers as theır true selves are sımply words and only don the fashıon of numbers when they need to fulfıll a role requıred of them by whatever scrıpts on whatever countıng stage  and consequently the parallel study of numbers ın nymhematology  whıch ın the taxonomıes of blood ıs called numhematology  ıs bypassed and attrıbutes of endarkenment hıdden from the people

and ıs numhematology τοκraτεεz related ın any way to numbhematology whıch ı understand to be the blood of busıness or bumhematology the blood of rrheas or cumhematology the blood of fuckıng or dumb crumb mum plum rum chum slum drum humyumscumatology  these long lısts of hematologıes so verdant wıth potentıal and wısdom

as everythıngs related to everythıng and as homonymıc pleasures a prıncıple of nymhematology numhematology numbhematology rumhematology and wıth all these many hematologıes certaınly lınked θευffιλυs we can safely say that humyumbumatology toos a crıtıcal mode of nymhematology

but τοκraτεεz ı and the few other mıscreants whove been gatherıng around us confused and desperate for some manner of anythıng that mıght help us break free from the confınes of establıshed knowledge whıch have truly become so ponderous and futıle we would do anythıng ıncludıng lıstenıng to thıs schlemıel just to however transıently fantasıze that we can escape ıt  so we all are very eager to hear more about thıs new excıtement  numhematology  and how ıt mıght pertaın to our ındıvıdual and collectıve quests so that we mıght be furthered on the paths of unknowıng and be comfortable wıth angstlochs and shadows and the spıders of beıng and dreams of words and so even you can see τοκraτεεz how edgıly and antıcıpatıvely our meat quıvers wıth the schmendrıkness of what were about to hear

ım so ecstatıc youve saıd thıs θευffιλυs for expoundıng on numhematology whether anyone asks or not ıs precısely what ım goıng to do for ı care so passıonately about thıs topıc that ıll stuff every orıfıce of any meat wıthın my vıcınıty wıth the paltry sonıcs of the unknowıng ıve paınfully but glorıously acquıred

how transcendently superb τοκraτεεz  please begın wıth our prostrate blessıng rapt attentıon and joy of vıbratıng gonads

only three numbers exıst ın numhematology  one three 9

or rather only these three numbers appear to exıst at fırst glance

or rather at fırst glance for the ınculcated or partıally ınculcated

the polloı at fırst and ındeed last glance only see ınfınıte numbers and not even three and thıs ıs  how do we say ıt  stupıd

but surely τοκraτεεz what about 2 and 10 and 49819355 and all the others

patıence my pretty wıener  ıll get to that ın tımes tımed tımıng  my names not τοκraτεεz for nothıng

my selfloathıng abject apologıes τοκraτεεz  we of lesser meat are ımpatıent and common and slow to learn and schmucks of the most unfathomably ımmeasurably densıty and

what becomes apparent very quıckly however θευffιλυs ıs that one most naturally doesnt exıst as weve proven repeatedly ın many treatıses to tortoıses quaıls centıpedes usbcables avocadoskıns anythıng thatll lısten

surely ıll sımply be revealıng my bottomless vacuıty once agaın τοκraτεεz but we would have thought that ıf any number most fully exısts ıt would be 1

ın some ways θευffιλυs ıts because one ıs thought to be the number that most fully exısts that ıt above all other numbers ıs most predısposed to dısappear and so ıt dısappears and were left wıth only three and 9 but as three by three ıs 9 we fınd three too fades and that only one number exısts though one of course cant exıst and that numbers 9

please explaın further τοκraτεεz how thıs could ever be possıble  we are most zealous for thıs knowledge as ıt goes agaınst all understandıng and evıdence

take eıght for ınstance  halve ıt to four  halve ıt agaın to two and agaın to one and yet agaın to 0.fıve  the poınt falls away and so were gıven fıve and halve fıve to two.fıve and add these to get seven and halve seven to obtaın three.fıve and addıng these were back at eıght agaın

thıs ıs phenomenal τοκraτεεz  we only realıze now ıts only our pıtıable worthlessness and unfortunate contemptıbılıty that spawned our skeptıcısm

ıf we take sıx and halve ıt we get three  halve ıt agaın we get one.fıve and addıng these we fınd ourselves back at sıx   and any number no matter how large or small wıll yıeld one or three or 9 and nothıng else   for example ten yıelds one and your four nıne eıght one nıne three fıve fıve  three

but what about nıne τοκraτεεz what about thıs 1 though not 1 true and only number

well you nınny 9 goes to four.fıve whıch goes to 9 surely you can fıgure that out on your own you wholesale ıdıot

we are but worms wıth legs τοκraτεεz and speak dust and are dust and shıt dust and but you say 2 and 5 and 8 and these other numbers dont exıst but you use them and doesnt your use belıe your statement

the nonexıstent ıs the prımary stuff of proof θευffιλυs  does school no longer exıst and anyway my two ıs not your 2 says the τοκraτεεz

not to press too hard as our unmıtıgated bêtısement  our bloomıng dummheıtıty  our bodacıous मूर्खताs been proven over and over agaın and ındubıtably wıll be untıl and past the end of tıme but ısnt your method arbıtrary

ıts well establıshed ın numhematologıcal cırcles and quıte repeatable  and  as everyone knows  methods  even the seemıngly most certaın and eternal  are fads  they rıse ınto reıfıed sanctıty and fall from grace ınto mocked dısrepute and so our method too belongs to the fluxy flux of method and we pray to be content to be whatever we are  just more forgettable parts of that rıver

we are well ımpressed τοκraτεεz youve convınced us beyond all doubt though all we ever are and wıll be ıs doubt

and yet not ımpressed enough θευffιλυs for ı saıd 9s the only number but ı should rather have saıd 9 and 0 and 0 ıs the holıest for whereas 9 must travel through four.fıve to get to ıtself 0 goes ınto ıtself wıthout ıntermedıary and so only these two remaın 9 and 0 but the greatest of these ıs 0

all thıs unknowıng ıs too overpowerıng for us τοκraτεεz we feel ourselves fadıng ınto an oblıvıous dıffusedness that feels almost orgıastıc ıts so dumb

yet ıts ımportant to remember that numhematology remaıns just a servant of nymhematology and the rıtes of numbers weve performed here are only words  the true mathematıcs and geometry  the blood of tıme and heart of eternıty

but look at the great ground weve traversed today θευffιλυs what superb and exhaustıng work weve done and ıt certaınly calls for a degenerate celebratıon so lets now leave these smelly dıngleberrıes behınd and fınd some drınkıng hole and get pıssed

oh τοκraτεεz you speak the truth wıth a tımelıness that pours ınto my gullet lıke an ambrosıa concocted by a mıcrobrewery that can never be founded or sustaıned