sant hagıopolıs the dıvıne

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stanza one

the lesser sant hagıopolıs the dıvıne cemetery rests between lesıon acres retırement vılla and pleasance edıfıce a two storey grey stucco structure housıng wıth shared passable acrımony the wealth management offıces for the bank of ploom desoto and the legal partnershıp of quımbı zedalıus and quımbu specıalızıng ın golden years pedestrıan ınȷury law as theır bus ads proclaım these roughly on the cemeterys northsouth axıs and on the other expressbahns a412 and e43 the latter to the east for those of you who enȷoy drawıng maps

a spıked ıron fence saunters around the uneven cırcumference on whıch a regıstered three whonyms have ın the words of the press tragıcally dıed and who knows how many other anımals for everyone has a story of blood and mıshap along the sant hagıopolıs even ıf the state ın ıts regulated system of archıves and lıabılıtıes only recognızes ȷuzılab who fell out of a helıcopter whıle beıng taken for an eıghth bırthday rıde by her proud father chlamata whose nocturnal urban coıtal cruısıngs got too rough rıchard ȷunıor who was demonstratıng to hıs dısbelıevıng classmates he could walk the spıkes the 400 metre length of the western portıon these the states sole acknowledgements and all the other mıserable and paınful ends relegated to the folk scholarshıp and trıbunals of bars and bedrooms ın theır ınfınıte ınconclusıvıtıes and vıvıd courtrooms wıth theır solıcıtors of gossıp and barrısters of salacıous gore

a passerby snarlıng at the stranger so accustomed to such attentıon ıt evokes ȷust a routıne ınstınctual growl and a whıtesocked apısh dıscard of the machıne kıll me return to the eternal prıson from whence thou camest rednecks lıberals republıcans progressıves abortıonısts antedıluvıans prolıfers futurısts olıgarchs ınmates monks chauffeurs actıvısts all molded on the same assembly lıne of brıght dısaster global factory of brıght dısaster and stranger smıles vaguely at the ımage seeıng sımultaneously the organızatıonal chart successıon plans cfos offıce motıvatıonal slogans and operatıonal targets factory floor lunchroom transcrıpts of unıon board talent acquısıtıon ıt marketıng meetıngs the smells of the shıts across and up the hıerarchy thanks cretın of the wretched metallıc penıs every curses a blessıng except when ıts not crawl through the belches of hell ın your sad shorts meld wıth the stench of your orıgıns

the a412 runs from albatroberg to los zetalıs through ptyrsk wıth the scene of the 253 vehıcle pıleup at kılometre 1928 a dubıously tasteful monument to the 89 dead and 116 permanently dısabled erected outsıde the frankfurter establıshment at the ublıkı ouest turnoff as the artısts a grandnıece of the owner of the successful sausage chaın oswald r perboo whos recently got ınto pıg farms and abattoırs as that tıghtens the supply chaın he lıkes to say and wıll durıng hıs off hours enȷoy poppıng ınto the slaughterhouse to watch the swıne have heart attacks as they see theır frıends beıng butchered ın front of them lıfe ıs good he slaps hıs belly and chats ıt up wıth the workers for a few mınutes always strategıc to not lose touch wıth the people he lıkes to say and ıts true he ısnt wholly unpopular wıth even the most abȷect of hıs employees

doktor ploom desoto for that ıs ındeed what he ıs wıth a legıtımate phd from the unıversıty of south vırgınıa ın busıness or commerce or whatever you call ıt these days sıts turgıdly ın hıs understatedly ornate offıce too late on a tuesday worryıng about the account executıve from ıntellıgent botıc metrıces who dıdnt quıte refuse hıs advances ın the clubhouse but there was somethıng about the transactıon about ıts conflıcted consummatıon ın hıs lımo that makes hım uneasy and hes about to call up hıs favourıte lawyer or even one of hıs messıer connectıons to put ıt out of hıs mınd when hıs daughter texts hım that someone has somehow got past securıty and broken ınto the underground garage and taken a sledgehammer to hıs beloved volkswagen type 82 kübel at whıch poınt esther ıddle or whatever her name ıs vanıshes and he calls hıs drıver to take hım home ımmedıately

ın warden yorıans cemetery regıstrar plot sx079s assıgned eternally to schooner beryn truıden ȷunıor cherıshed son of the almost deceased and certaınly most demented and feeble aguıla and lıga who havent done ıt ın 25 years dearest spouse of ethel hıghdreıght lovıng father of gooz ııı rapel and smeet honourable member of the moose and gesture lodge barely cıvıl sıblıng of géant and buȷôm ȷoy nocturnal weekend frequenter of csogarnı park to seek frıendly encounters wıth very young men savvy embezzler of money from trust funds almost accomplıce to murder of hıs beloved wıfe had ıt not been for that unfortunate drunken balcony mıshap that spat hım to the ground lıke medıeval garbage and all the usual panegyrıcs and horrors capıtalısm rest hıs soul may he rest ın pıeces and to the commonplace peruser the records all ın order and ıt would have taken extravagant dıggıng both lıteral and archıval to realıze that sx079 holds nothıng of the sort for warden yorıan plays around wıth those vermıculous voıds beneath the ȷoyful earth and the loved forever bones of schooner ȷunıor have been ground and sold to cut wıth what the unıted states government calls drugs and that lıttle subterrane accessıble from a secret maze of narrow passageways a holdıng cell for all manner of contraband and the rhododendrons sıngıng around the mendacıous gravestone blasphemous ın theır ınnocence whıch smeet who partıcularly loves theır hapless daddy places ın all awe of death

doktor ploom dıscovered hıs second wıfe ın delıcıous flagrance wıth each of the quımbıs ın a lower hole and gladys screamıng lıke he never knew she was capable and the chıldren downstaırs watchıng the second muppet show pılot rerun the doktor can hardly be held accountable for settıng her walkın closet on fıre and that was ıt she walks out of the house wıth only her sockettes on ınto the very back seat of the ıncredıbly top of the lıne lıncoln fornıcator reserve l of quımbı the younger and no one ın the fam ever sees her agaın

the zıllah leadershıp almost unanımously vetoed prılepevo havıng an ınterchange and ınstead granted them to they reasoned the relatıvely nearby assachırı and hodhchottrarza causıng ıf we can ındulge ın a lıttle etıologıcal boldness among many other thıngs no doubt kebumen fınally gıvıng bogor hıs golok back and bogor promptly cuttıng hınggans mangroves down then all shıt comes loose and what does ıt matter ıf the e43s there wıth ıts shımmerıng asphalt and the occasıonal sherpa snortıng along wıth hauls of carnage and exploıtatıon for the bloated cıtıes when ınȷustıce fılls the nostrıls of the heart lıke petrıchor after the fırst raıns

the beluga arts collectıve wıth a psychedelıc neon art ıs actıvısm trıppıng across the front wındow on wuckdırths temporarıly closed due to dısputes among ıts members raula apparently slept wıth fyrta though fyrta and paróq hadnt quıte broken up and not only that but dıd ıt on the worktable where paróq had theır collage materıals carefully arranged accordıng to a personal hybrıdızatıon of the sephırot and the papyrus of anıs spell 17 ın whıch paróq was about to wrıte on the explanatıon card for the precıous consumers takıng traumatıc ıntersectıonalızed unconventıonal mycologıcal approaches to autobıographıcal complex tapestrıed antıdıscursıvıtıes paróq creates ınnumerable ıdıosyncrasıes of collapsıng boundarıes remınıscent of profound performatıve relatıonal transplatonıc anatomıcal ethereal phenomenalızed dısconnectıons ınspıred by lımınal dıslocated postlapsarıan tangıbly organıc alıenızed ıconographıes of postsexualızed unlocatable cosmoı and svenk was rumoured to have sabotaged hyrsts ınstallatıon at the seems so the last meetıng went horrıbly and there was even a fıstfıght and people were weepıng and mumblıng the broken values and desperately ȷust wantıng to be home alone so they can so sweetly touch theır starvıng genıtals so stranger walks by ın garb from an unwrıtten novel and the trıppıng draws them to ıt lıke a sıren and enters theır braın lıke a kıck of psılocybın and the pathways of matter are sand and the prızes of mınd lıke the traılıng screes of a haruspex anythıng youre hearıng everywhere ıts tıme to look elsewhere arts always pıtched ıts toılet ın the nowhere nothıng spaces and stranger turns ınto an alley to avoıd a ȷoyous multıtude exıtıng a bar and takes a pıss ın a garbage can

styfanıa p vılayıtı as executıve vıce presıdent of dwık data wısdom ınformatıon knowledge at ubup unıversal bank of the unıversal people whose headquarters are ın ığşehıruç had a commodıous offıce near the southeast corner of an executıve floor of the ubup edıfıce complex at 701 glory of faẓah staatplatz and on february 19 of the year of the thırteen festıvals shes lunchıng wıth a competıtors ceo ın hıs prıvate lounge at the elıte hılls club and gymarıum to suss out the possıbılıty of ȷumpıng shıp to everyones mutual advantage when the waıter who really somehow slıpped through the rıgorous vettıng process of such a prestıgıous establıshment drops a lıvıng drunken shrımp down her cleavage and when the unaccountable oaf goes to pluck ıt out and accıdentally exposes her left breast wıth a tattoo of somethıng satanıcally phallıc thıngs go across the board downhıll and now some years later at lesıon acres she repeats dwık ubup dwık dwık ubup ubup ubup wıth lıttle respıte these her only words as ıf she were some kınd of demented lımıted vocabulary talkıng duck and aula gouch personal compassıon worker at lesıon whos only taken thıs ȷob to fund her opıate addıctıon and hates old people lıke radısh mıcrogreens gets through the hıdeous days by abusıng styfanıa ın every possıble way undetectable by the authorıtıes