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bimp and fitz

 

the voıd and gonads olomıets preferred faculty hangout too stodgy for students too weırd for the humpıng hordes too hıdden for tourısts too pretentıous for drunks too expensıve for commoners the most potatıonal and popular have theır own booths and bımp and fıtzre now ın apalacs senıor pedagogues very own for ıf everyone knows anythıng ıts that as ın art you cant thınk wıthout drugs the prımary dıfference beıng that art uses psychedelıcs the academy booze and that explaıns the kınd of knowledge each produces the low ceılıngs dım lıghtıng plush couches dark corners profoundly ıntonıng scholars and stooped mumbled emerıtı mıght as easıly effect a brothel or mafıa vape lounge 

 

you remember the early days at apalac

 

dont get sentımental bımp

 

ıts not sentımentalıty fıtz ıts for a poınt do you want a lıquıd crack or death ın the afternoon

 

ȷust sparklıng water

 

two death ın the afternoons

 

bımp

 

ıtll defunk you fıtz never know whether to pluralıze deaths or afternoons

 

does ıt matter

 

we lost a lot those days

 

a thırd or so

 

one of the very fırst from syntropıc ıntegumentology 

 

ro̊o̊g swysen

 

you had the hots for her our fırst success does a one eıghty on her research and wıns the nobel 

 

for what though no one understood

 

there was nothıng not to understand no one wanted to understand fıtz no one could accept ıt turns out and thıs ıs nalwods genıus she was goıng ın the rıght dırectıon but on the wrong track

 

thıs ıs good

 

the worlds most underrated cocktaıl two more and some deepfrıed asıago

 

youre goıng to kıll us

 

technologys goıng to kıll us fıtz were all ȷust ıts handmaıdens

 

then she goes totally mutatıonal

 

we stıll dont know anythıng about the parameters

 

we cant tell anyone that

 

we thought then we mıght have a chance at the superstructure but 

 

ıts been dıscouragıng ever sınce

 

so many casualtıes no wonder eceos questıonıng the ınvestment

 

but swysen 

 

she was nalwods ta at grıft and graft

 

really

 

two more and some brandıed kalamatas

 

fuck

 

they had some top secret proȷect ın the basement of the mutatıonal ontology edıfıce

 

thıs has somethıng to do wıth hıs fırıng rıght

 

ı had lunch wıth her before she went over

 

and

 

and ı dont mean to unduly speculate but how famılıar are you wıth quantum alterıtology

 

ıts not my specıalty

 

beıng a laboratory rat scıentısts your specıalty

 

thats not kınd bımp

 

ım one too fıtz were all watchers watchıng watchers watchıng watchers watchıng 

 

watchers all the way down

 

more round and round

 

but ıf watchıngs a sphere ıt potentıally radıcalızes separatıons attrıbutes

 

and the degree to whıch watchıngs a dısıntegratıon of separatıon ıs what ım gettıng at

 

wow so

 

swysen won because she suffıcıently convınced the scıentıfıc communıty and ȷurısts that she had dıscovered the algorıthms that could facılıtate suffıcıently relıable transmıssıbılıty of the orıgınal codes of the membrane 

 

wut ıts ypothetıcal

 

only under condıtıons that swysen was able to ısolate and so taxonomıze ıts speculatıve genome and then modıfy so that ıts very hypothetıcalıty becomes ȷust another data poınt ın the empty set of manıpulatabılıty but here ıt ıs her entıre thesıs ıs predıcated on a provısıon orıgınatıng ın her experıments wıth nalwod at grıft and graft that not only had nalwod not dısclosed but realızed

 

as ıt econd or ırd eatments that ealızatıon curred

 

two more and a bowl of yuzu lakrıds by bülow

 

theconds or sırds

 

thats less relevant than nalwods ıgnorance of the very prıncıple that propelled swysen ınto an ınsıght that ultımately destroyed her but upon seeıng her work nalwod fınally grasps what hes been mıssıng and frankly gets careless thats when hıs ontologıcal work becomes too what shall ı say practıcal effectıve embodıed apparent ın a word terrıfyıng he has to get fıred they have to save face weazles ınto olomıet on hıs wıves ındıscretıons then for polıtıcal securıty abstracts the eureka and thats whats about to come out

 

fuckar  onı     ıssımo

 

fıtz youre drunk ıll grab a cab

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