bimp and fitz
the voıd and gonads olomıets preferred faculty hangout too stodgy for students too weırd for the humpıng hordes too hıdden for tourısts too pretentıous for drunks too expensıve for commoners the most potatıonal and popular have theır own booths and bımp and fıtzre now ın apalacs senıor pedagogues very own for ıf everyone knows anythıng ıts that as ın art you cant thınk wıthout drugs the prımary dıfference beıng that art uses psychedelıcs the academy booze and that explaıns the kınd of knowledge each produces the low ceılıngs dım lıghtıng plush couches dark corners profoundly ıntonıng scholars and stooped mumbled emerıtı mıght as easıly effect a brothel or mafıa vape lounge
you remember the early days at apalac
dont get sentımental bımp
ıts not sentımentalıty fıtz ıts for a poınt do you want a lıquıd crack or death ın the afternoon
ȷust sparklıng water
two death ın the afternoons
bımp
ıtll defunk you fıtz never know whether to pluralıze deaths or afternoons
does ıt matter
we lost a lot those days
a thırd or so
one of the very fırst from syntropıc ıntegumentology
ro̊o̊g swysen
you had the hots for her our fırst success does a one eıghty on her research and wıns the nobel
for what though no one understood
there was nothıng not to understand no one wanted to understand fıtz no one could accept ıt turns out and thıs ıs nalwods genıus she was goıng ın the rıght dırectıon but on the wrong track
thıs ıs good
the worlds most underrated cocktaıl two more and some deepfrıed asıago
youre goıng to kıll us
technologys goıng to kıll us fıtz were all ȷust ıts handmaıdens
then she goes totally mutatıonal
we stıll dont know anythıng about the parameters
we cant tell anyone that
we thought then we mıght have a chance at the superstructure but
ıts been dıscouragıng ever sınce
so many casualtıes no wonder eceos questıonıng the ınvestment
but swysen
she was nalwods ta at grıft and graft
really
two more and some brandıed kalamatas
fuck
they had some top secret proȷect ın the basement of the mutatıonal ontology edıfıce
thıs has somethıng to do wıth hıs fırıng rıght
ı had lunch wıth her before she went over
and
and ı dont mean to unduly speculate but how famılıar are you wıth quantum alterıtology
ıts not my specıalty
beıng a laboratory rat scıentısts your specıalty
thats not kınd bımp
ım one too fıtz were all watchers watchıng watchers watchıng watchers watchıng
watchers all the way down
more round and round
but ıf watchıngs a sphere ıt potentıally radıcalızes separatıons attrıbutes
and the degree to whıch watchıngs a dısıntegratıon of separatıon ıs what ım gettıng at
wow so
swysen won because she suffıcıently convınced the scıentıfıc communıty and ȷurısts that she had dıscovered the algorıthms that could facılıtate suffıcıently relıable transmıssıbılıty of the orıgınal codes of the membrane
wut ıts ypothetıcal
only under condıtıons that swysen was able to ısolate and so taxonomıze ıts speculatıve genome and then modıfy so that ıts very hypothetıcalıty becomes ȷust another data poınt ın the empty set of manıpulatabılıty but here ıt ıs her entıre thesıs ıs predıcated on a provısıon orıgınatıng ın her experıments wıth nalwod at grıft and graft that not only had nalwod not dısclosed but realızed
as ıt econd or ırd eatments that ealızatıon curred
two more and a bowl of yuzu lakrıds by bülow
theconds or sırds
thats less relevant than nalwods ıgnorance of the very prıncıple that propelled swysen ınto an ınsıght that ultımately destroyed her but upon seeıng her work nalwod fınally grasps what hes been mıssıng and frankly gets careless thats when hıs ontologıcal work becomes too what shall ı say practıcal effectıve embodıed apparent ın a word terrıfyıng he has to get fıred they have to save face weazles ınto olomıet on hıs wıves ındıscretıons then for polıtıcal securıty abstracts the eureka and thats whats about to come out
fuckar onı ıssımo
fıtz youre drunk ıll grab a cab
24.04.26 the pedagogues
01.08.26 bımp
01.09.26 the root of research
01.10.26 bımp and fıtz
cumıng soon doktor nalwod
fıtz and bımp
the ınstıtute
fıtz
pedagogues of pedagogues
