does book exist if no one reads it? yet im a one and i read it but do i read it if i write it? but im not a one but a many and are you you unreaders a one or a many? if you are unreaders are your ones and manys different than the manys and ones of readers or writers or readerwriters or the same or both? are unreaders neither one nor many but nulls or negatives? why do i call it book? why novel? where have all the articles gone? why do i say why? where are my mothers?
i dont want a novel i dont want a hallucination of a novel i dont want a book about which its debated whether or not it is or isnt a novel i want to write something thats not a novel and cant be a novel that does everything in its power to not be a novel that we call a novel sadoo is this impossibility
having seven phds in statistics and nine in sillophophy and eleven nonuple phds in lunacy ive determined authoritatively that what all the above teaches us is that the novels purpose is to enthusiastically puke out the new and as this is all sadoo does sadoos indisputably a novel lets crosstab though were not crosstabbing but we might be stabbing and crossing the polyglottal cast of the romantic new
hows novel like piano? its a good joke to tell the next time youre bored in society which should be very soon unless youre a hermit like me and you dont have to worry about society because youre alone and when youre alone you can never die as you can only die in society and there you die all the time or unless youre as boring yourself as society in which case you wont need to tell the joke in fact you wont even get it pianos a shortened form of pianoforte and fortepiano pianoforte being softloud and loudsoft is like newold and oldnew therefore novel shouldnt be novel but alaneu or neuala this is how novel thinks
the novel is new and the news the novel is the old news its the good old news and the bad old news and the bad new news and the good new news so gōd bædan alaneu
