today in studio sadoo were thrilled to have the deputy minister of masks with us we understand the proper way to address you is dMOM but we were hoping with all due respect to have here instead the minister of masks who i guess is just called MOM?
no ones sure MOM exists or if she does where she is
you might be MOM?
im dMOM but i might also be MOM
i might be MOM?
you might be MOM sadoo might be MOM we all might be MOM
do you think covids arisen primarily to make us question the whereabouts ubiquity identity and even existence of MOM?
yes as with all human stupidity resulting in the deaths of thousands or millions of living creatures i believe theres a reason and certainly doubts one of them
is the newly formed ministry of masks also called MOM?
yes and to ensure equality everyone who works in MOM and for MOM or is associated with MOM or has heard of MOM in any way is also called MOM
does this lead to mom confusion?
i have to be mum about that
in addition to MOMs and MUMs are there also MIMs MAMs and MEMs?
there are no MOMs theres only MOM
but what about everything and everybody called MOM?
just MOM
and what does MOM do?
MOMs pretty mum
i see that youre not wearing a mask now
well
is your partnership branch masks id like to fashion called MILF?
YUM
i dont get it
welcome to the new science of masking
is elon mask FILF or MOM?
all i can tell you is the new YUM MOM mosk is going to make momommad very masky
aloha ooQ bar
what?
lets mom it up on momify
now youre mumming
i mom you
i mum you too
