the minister of masks

today in studio sadoo were thrilled to have the deputy minister of masks with us   we understand the proper way to address you is dMOM but we were hoping with all due respect to have here instead the minister of masks who i guess is just called MOM?

no ones sure MOM exists or if she does where she is

you might be MOM?

im dMOM but i might also be MOM

i might be MOM?

you might be MOM  sadoo might be MOM  we all might be MOM

do you think covids arisen primarily to make us question the whereabouts ubiquity identity and even existence of MOM?

yes  as with all human stupidity resulting in the deaths of thousands or millions of living creatures  i believe theres a reason  and certainly doubts one of them

is the newly formed ministry of masks also called MOM?

yes  and to ensure equality everyone who works in MOM and for MOM or is associated with MOM or has heard of MOM in any way is also called MOM

does this lead to mom confusion?

i have to be mum about that

in addition to MOMs and MUMs are there also MIMs MAMs and MEMs?

there are no MOMs  theres only MOM

but what about everything and everybody called MOM?

just MOM

and what does MOM do?

MOMs pretty mum

i see that youre not wearing a mask now

well

is your partnership branch masks id like to fashion called MILF?

YUM

i dont get it

welcome to the new science of masking

is elon mask FILF or MOM?

all i can tell you is the new YUM MOM mosk is going to make momommad very masky

aloha ooQ bar

what?

lets mom it up on momify

now youre mumming

i mom you

i mum you too