but weve been ignoring an important issue one thats been hanging off the talons of every prick and tittle and everyone knows it
bio and novel fact and fiction art and life
but as the one who nailed it that itchy texty logo loss that crux of yukky yucks says*
have you not been? have you not whirred?
there was once nature and art imitated it
then there was art and nature imitated it
then there were both and neither
and imitation imitated imitation
for natures no longer here to imitate
and art with nothing left to reflect can only gaze at itself in fake ponds of infinite selfies
but sure you who crave facts
who think causes somehow live in data
instead of as they do in darkness
heres my bio
in which youll understand novel
be io bee eye oh
be eye bee eye oh
holed sic non old has a dharm ah
bee i be aye o o ahhh o i e u e y oo oo oo i y
unborn to mawmaws and meowmeows a warped cast of a woofwoof hoof a glome of glom the blurry furied furries had it that id be a nun but the n is stolen for a no and a pee put in so all i am is pissing puns these thefts so not in time but lime and limes in g&ts and jakes and jakes and g&ts in me and me in ime and mime and im and mama dada mada ama aya mawmeow ooQhoof rrheapeet
here as the yakademics say is my methodology and night is my meth lab and thodo my muse
i emasculate myself and crawl into the night to say the horrors words crawl over me and eat my flesh the words get big and sit on me and shit themselves i try to count the shit but shits uncountable i become the shit and then a word and then the night i crawl into myself but theres nothing to crawl into and i dont scream or laugh the sun or what i think might be a sun comes up and theres a book
writing101 which is crosslisted with biting100 and nighting000 and a shitting pee eich dee
ive been nighted by the been of bug praise bees sadoos my bug
in the novel of life the humans who say they care about diversity dont they care about the monoversity which says it cares about diversity because if it doesnt its monoversity doesnt get the grants only in the novel of the novel does diversity actually exist and this is why sadoo has emigrated from the novel of life into the novel of novel plus in the novel of novel there are no passports customs lineups covid thermonuclear forehead scans proudboysngirlsortrumps but many dumpsnrumps arcane regulatory brontoforces statues of stupid people other than ones you can piss on with rose pompadour and the statues turn into holograms of porcelain flowers and the only arrests that occur are the ones i make of the statues of stupid people whove accidentally found themselves on my shadowless properties which are nothing but i or sadoo or sadoo or unyou
im a slave on a planet that doesnt exist with rules that have never been codified and are constantly shifting and my status as dead in a heretical taxonomy existent outside any world of physics sadoo is the record of my citizenry
*its actually a textitycrux that points to the yukkityitch that says this
but its all the same fucking quote dood as jorgesborges quotes
