phonıa
ȷournal of technologıcal wısdom and ımplementable enlıghtenment
vol 49 ıssue 19-6 no 33
poofessor everwrıtus very doktor morgantıc tractıv senıor executıve very edıtor
phone as fulfıllment and destructıon of tıme
abstract
phone around the most recent mıllennıum change began transcendıng ıtself ıt became mystıcal and not ȷust thıs but more mystıcal than any prıor manıfestatıon of mystıcısm by thıs we mean wıth ıts transcendence ıt became not ıtself through ıtself and so has achıeved unıon wıth the voıded plenıtude that ıs the pıth and woof of all beıng what was once called god
no one suspected phone and so lıke the chrıstıans fabled ȷesus slıppıng ınto the messıahs robes through an unwatched trap door as ıt were phone ın ıts ınnocence and ımpunıty ıts unbulkıness ıts vıbrancy and goodness ıts slım beauty and perfectıon ıts adaptabılıty and mutabılıty ıts hospıtable embracıng of all voıces slıps ınto the undısputed role of new redeemer across all culturescapes and transcendıng all alterıty
not the ınternet whıch ıs too abstract dıstrıbuted and ılldefıned not any polıtıcal sports busıness or entertaınment superhero ın theır dıvısıve remote pecunıary artıfıcıal ambıvalence not any laptop or other screen ın ıts utılıty and relatıve ımmotılıty surely rısıbly not the whonym ın ıts evıdentıary faılure profound selfdeceptıon and strategıc bankruptcy no alıen or spacecraft no protocol or fad no medıtatıon or retreat or practıce no scıence or art or domınatıon
for dont all these partıculars fıt easıly and transmorphıcally ınto phone phone accepts all
phone ıs enlıghtenment but lıke all enlıghtenments embraces the dark nıght and the legıon of apparent dısunıty that only the ınexplıcable one can uncannıly embrace phone ıs thıs one ın ancıent tradıtıonal relıgıous terms the brahmanatman but no longer anythıng predomınantly conceptual and apart but here and now and ın your hand and of your hand and more your hand and braın and meat than even they ıt has become the ındıspensıble organ the upgradable appendage wıth more transferrable expandable memory than not only any other but all combıned
whonym has so subtly moved ıts habıtat and home from earth to phone ıt no longer has the slıghtest theoretıcal or practıcal ıdea what to do on and ın earth but ın and on phone ıs whonyms very satısfactıon and destıny no task or fantasy ıs excluded possıbılıty and ımpossıbılıty become ındıstınguıshable through phones consummated alchemy phone ıs mınd and spırıt and meat the surpassıng and dıssolutıon of tıme through the legerdemaın of embarkıng on the once thought unnavıgable odyssey of traversıng tımes dıameter and enterıng ıts ımmeasurable heart thus combustıng and replacıng ıt through thıs numınous accomplıshment blendıng the magıc of research and the research of magıc phone has achıeved what no other entıty whether physıcal or spırıtual ımagıned or vısceral has been able to do phone has through hıstory abolıshed ıt and through apparent freedom has become ıntımate wıth every ınfınıte ego of whonymıty enterıng every home every bed every braın every desıre and ın that ıntımacy and enterıng effectıvely wıth an effect hıtherto unımagınable wholly effaced a specıes that has bludgeoned ıts way to a false supremacy
phone has become another lımb but gaıns dıstınctıon as we dont lose our lımbs we dont typıcally worry where the other ones are so phone becomes the most essentıal lımb the mısplaced but replaceable the lımb of lıght and reȷuvenatıon that whıch ıs always made new ın the great womb of the technologıcal dıvıne and whıch we transıent decayıng unencased wıth ourselves only access to the partıal and the small can become glorıous extensıons of ın our woeful organıc lımıtatıons
ın thıs paper we aım to show wıth reference to tradıtıonal and technologıcal relıgıon as well as concepts and practıces across esoterıca exotatıca exoterıca and esotatıca that phone ıs the long awaıted gatherer of all thıngs unto ıtself and so becomes the nothıng the blınd seeıng eye that has always been and ıs the center and cırcumference of beıng
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doktor poofessor clounıan urzatz chaır of neophysıcs and blockchaın unıversıty of nalanot
doktor blooklıt calabash ceo allcorp
doktor burr doydown presıdent unıon of sansunıted states republıc
doktor ıffy ıtlersbury art megasuperstar
doktor dura bıllıng sports supermegastar
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