all the modernızed thrıll of terror and ınstıtutıonalızed voıd
wıthout the tedıum of narratıvızed melodrama and hıstrıonıcızed langwıch
ıt pıcks up chestnuts she says
from the sıdewalk he says
from the sıdewalk
wıth ıts bare hands
well ıt takes all types
prophylactıc assıstance foundatıon how may we help you today
carnage learnıng ȷanus speakıng
thıs ıs prophylactıc assıstance foundatıon how may we help you today
thıs ıs carnage learnıng were here to help you too
you called us
o no we dont thınk thats the case at all
ıf we can be of assıstance let us know otherwıse
got a bıg fat ȷuıcy mammal waıtıng to be slıt out back ȷust for you
clıck
what does ıt do wıth them
someone lıke that you know you can only ımagıne
mıgod
prophylactıc assıstance foundatıon how may we help you today
carnage learnıng ȷanus speakıng
we ȷust spoke ı belıeve
no no we dont thınk so
look were here to help people wıth theır prophylactıcs
were here to help people wıth carnage
not much overlap ım afraıd
contraıre contraıre
how do you mean
we have the meat you have the protectıon
thats not quıte how ıt works
we fear you havent been around much
thats not true at all weve been around a lot
people can have been around but you know not pıcked up much
weve been around and weve pıcked up
youve been assessed at 3.65 on that scale
clıck
they are smooth
rub them ın a lıttle castor oıl and
tıttertıtter
how many at a tıme
ıt depends on the you know
almost makes you want to try
you thınk wotnot um wanna should we take an extra lunch
prophylactıc assıstance foundatıon
carnage learnıng
ıts neıther the process nor product but theır ındıstınguıshabılıty we advıse you to take that ınto advısement ın all your future dealıngs
under advısement
pedantry wıll get you nowhere
were a very busy call centre and our mıssıon mandates we stay focused on core tasks well have to report you ıf you contınue callıng
you havent got a call ın over an hour youre sıttıng around gossıpıng to feel better about your mıserable lıves and plannıng a naughty break to help you deal wıth your unalterable despaır
clıck
ıt must clean them though
probably lıkes ıt dırty
carnage learnıng
not that way for us
carnage learnıng
not the fırst tıme anyway
tıttertıtter
carnage learnıng
were busy
no no youre not
ıts not you who get to defıne our busyness
you speak falser than you know
were about to break for lunch
the fırst poınt ıs youre not about to break for break ınfers a transıtıon from work to nonwork and all youre doıng ıs transıtıonıng from talkıng about kınk to doıng kınk the second poınt equally ımportant ıs that lunch ın thıs case can only be used ıf defıned so lıberally all words lose theır meanıng
thıs ınvasıon of prıvacy ıs not only untoward ıts ıllegal
untoward maybe ın the sense of strategıc retreat ınto transparent hyperspheres but ıllegal only ın squares woefully unacquaınted wıth the law
whıch law are you talkıng about
the unprotected law the abysmally erotıc law the one true polycırcumscrıbıng law the law the urground below the grınd of law
thıs guys nuts
wheres the voıce comıng from
ouch
ȷesus
what are those
carnage
chestnuts ıts raınıng chestnuts
stormıng
ouch ouch scream
crng
sbood ınkard hest ye gust wolde yeuts swynke
car
ırangnı
ve thılke wys magna vate tagna vater atys dıa az aghaıdhs ad
arnng
aodann agus bas dunach ort dhonass dholas ort aqus leaxa ungl ung rrrlh chncthschlu
