its quite a delicacy the russian electorate says an advanced legacy
more beans i say
we have here the russian electorate says the beginnings the russian electorate says of something our babooshkas used to call капуста
the mosquitoes are quite populous this year i say its as if theyre an axiom of a proposition of a corollary of a definition missing from the dictionary
my wifes constitution the russian electorate says is inversely proportional to my husbands canon
i find i say litotes are a fine side to spinach and garlic in fact my squatters never tire of reminding me that the government and academics speak about spinach all the time but so few want to speak with the spinach it becomes clear that our job is just to vote and then watch the garlic speak about us as we get spinacher
back in the day when we were just a peer glynt in бабаs gonads say the russian electorate progress sat on my lap like a violator and dove into the pants and there the peasantry and here we are
oh people of the shacks someone lectured in my dreams last night i say rise to your destined depths and let spinach and garlic no more have dominion over you
and we all briefly hummed a sentimental hum
a fine fine завтрак the russian electorate says but we must be going our салазкиs waiting for us and who would keep the собаки in the cold as великий дядя владимир говорил мне в то время как пьяный и развратный
most excellent i say and what a time weve had this morning over beans and breakfast and beans
and i stand melancholically in my doorframe while mighty armies of mosquitoes reduce my poundage and trickles of blood flow across my meat and i wave unrequitedly at the russian electorate as they merrily head north sacred beloved glorious free and i dream now daily of the time the russian electorate will breakfast with me once again
the russian electorate
but what is the russian electorate
the russian electorate does not exist
or rather it exists
but only as a sector of imagination
and a degenerate sector at that
not the good kind of degeneracy but the bad
not the good kind of bad but the other
not the other other but the other other other
anyway
we could spend a lot of time here
the point is
if theres a point
and let me be clear this isnt racist
any electorate id be saying the same things about
so why you then ask do i pick on the russian electorate
the point is that
if the russian electorates a function of imagination
and not a particularly interesting one
but weve already been there
sort of
i can manufacture other functions and sectors
more appealing to me
or
similarly or differently
im unsure
turn the russian electorate into something
i want in my imagination
something comfortable and homey
like a surprise visitor one might want to have for breakfast
as kafka does amerika so i do the russian electorate
this is the way the news should be presented
after all we think we understand the categories the concepts
someone says or writes the russian electorate
and we all nod as if we know whats being talked about
but none of us know anything about the russian electorate
not even the russian electorate
especially the russian electorate
its as impenetrable to us as facebook to a twelfth century monk
the same as when humans say science or love or truth or communication or australia or genocide or steak or society
we all nod
even when we disagree we nod
but its all completely impenetrable
and this impenetrability is the material of communication
communication works because everyone silently agrees to codes of impenetrability and its the codes that permit communication which is not actually communication but a euphemism that pretends that something has taken place when nothing in fact has taken place that we call communication and its in this code i place the russian electorate and join it there so we can allow communication to occur and say that communication is happening and believe in communication and that weve communicated and that something has happened
