the russian electorate visits me for breakfast this morning

its quite a delicacy the russian electorate says an advanced legacy

more beans i say

we have here the russian electorate says the beginnings the russian electorate says of something our babooshkas used to call капуста

the mosquitoes are quite populous this year i say its as if theyre an axiom of a proposition of a corollary of a definition missing from the dictionary

my wifes constitution the russian electorate says is inversely proportional to my husbands canon

i find i say litotes are a fine side to spinach and garlic  in fact my squatters never tire of reminding me that the government and academics speak about spinach all the time but so few want to speak with the spinach  it becomes clear that our job is just to vote and then watch the garlic speak about us as we get spinacher

back in the day when we were just a peer glynt in бабаs gonads say the russian electorate progress sat on my lap like a violator and dove into the pants and there the peasantry and here we are

oh people of the shacks someone lectured in my dreams last night i say rise to your destined depths and let spinach and garlic no more have dominion over you

and we all briefly hummed a sentimental hum

a fine fine завтрак the russian electorate says but we must be going  our салазкиs waiting for us and who would keep the собаки in the cold as великий дядя владимир говорил мне в то время как пьяный и развратный

most excellent i say and what a time weve had this morning over beans and breakfast and beans

and i stand melancholically in my doorframe while mighty armies of mosquitoes reduce my poundage and trickles of blood flow across my meat and i wave unrequitedly at the russian electorate as they merrily head north  sacred beloved glorious free  and i dream now daily of the time the russian electorate will breakfast with me once again

the russian electorate

but what is the russian electorate

the russian electorate does not exist

or rather it exists

but only as a sector of imagination

and a degenerate sector at that

not the good kind of degeneracy but the bad

not the good kind of bad but the other

not the other other but the other other other

anyway

we could spend a lot of time here

the point is

if theres a point

and let me be clear this isnt racist

any electorate id be saying the same things about

so why you then ask do i pick on the russian electorate

the point is that

if the russian electorates a function of imagination

and not a particularly interesting one

but weve already been there

sort of

i can manufacture other functions and sectors

more appealing to me

or

similarly or differently

im unsure

turn the russian electorate into something

i want in my imagination

something comfortable and homey

like a surprise visitor one might want to have for breakfast

as kafka does amerika so i do the russian electorate

this is the way the news should be presented

after all we think we understand the categories  the concepts

someone says or writes the russian electorate

and we all nod as if we know whats being talked about

but none of us know anything about the russian electorate

not even the russian electorate

especially the russian electorate

its as impenetrable to us as facebook to a twelfth century monk

the same as when humans say science or love or truth or communication or australia or genocide or steak or society

we all nod

even when we disagree we nod

but its all completely impenetrable

and this impenetrability is the material of communication

communication works because everyone silently agrees to codes of impenetrability and its the codes that permit communication which is not actually communication but a euphemism that pretends that something has taken place when nothing in fact has taken place that we call communication and its in this code i place the russian electorate and join it there so we can allow communication to occur and say that communication is happening and believe in communication and that weve communicated and that something has happened