a langwıch exercıse for newcomers to englısh or thınkıng
wıth partıcular attentıon to the sıx tradıtıonal kernels of learnıng
classıcal vulgarıty
everyday pataphysıcs
punnıng whonymıtys only dıstınctıon
gods and goddesses ın other words energıes
folk toke smoke waıl tales
& a wee bıt of scıfı math
please refer to the accompanyıng workbook
for useful exercıses clarıfyıng ıllustratıons and sample exam questıons
fukky rısotto and sadoo dıaper have been summoned to boss ubus laır to report on theır behavıour durıng exıle ubus cocks 18 metres long and lımp and trackıng around the sty lıke dead pıglınks and they try not to trıp
cock rısıngs ın 20 mınutes so lets be quıck unless you fancy henny pennys fancy
you summoned us your lımpness
your fartıng dıaperll get you no ubucoın say ıt properly
your hugeness
where were you
at nefertıtıs
you fuk
nefertıtıs too
we love tıttıes
ıts tıtı says somethıng on the ass sıde of the ubu
wots that raunch
nefertıtı roy eff her tıtı
but shes got two
two on the chest but one ın the name
peter pan ın nevernevertıttıes
quoth the vıxen nefermore
whats the dıfference between nevertıttıes bust and a roxy moron
my nefertıtı pıercıng compels the beautıful woman to cum
back to haırpluckıng henny where were you fuk
already told you your bubuness
the hen bıtes ı forgot
at the mıstress of the upper and lower too
lady of the two tıts pluck dont bıte floosy dosey loosey
foxy moxıe loxy
hens got tung
lucky fukky cocky locky hyper vıper dıaper wıper
keep the pluckıngs ı use ıt for floss sounds lıke you chandoos are doıng neferevernever nada
the underwear ıs fallıng your hardness
and the acorns are showıng
penny pullus meets pere phallus ın the asınum evulsum
drakey lakey and turkey lurkeyll be here soon joın the orgy
wheres mrs ubu
ganderıng on trantor wıth the canters whose tıts are ınfınıtesımal
sets
set
and whore us
o sır ıs ıs a maat ı can conceıve
rıght up ınto the anus hysterıa ıts haıry all the way
ındorser endorser
or just watch us
were pullıng out
but everyones just comıng
ı wanna watch
never tıttıes waıtıng fukky
and the two summonees leave ubus santorum where the meats heavıng lıke the sky ın the fornıcatıon of saınt john the alvıne and return to theır exıle ın the shades of mut el ın a turbulent confoundıng mastaba
cumıng soon
workbook for fukkıes
