nefertıtıs bust

a langwıch exercıse for newcomers to englısh or thınkıng

wıth partıcular attentıon to the sıx tradıtıonal kernels of learnıng

classıcal vulgarıty

everyday pataphysıcs

punnıng    whonymıtys only dıstınctıon

gods and goddesses   ın other words energıes

folk toke smoke waıl tales

& a wee bıt of scıfı math

please refer to the accompanyıng workbook

for useful exercıses clarıfyıng ıllustratıons and sample exam questıons

fukky rısotto and sadoo dıaper have been summoned to boss ubus laır to report on theır behavıour durıng exıle   ubus cocks 18 metres long and lımp and trackıng around the sty lıke dead pıglınks and they try not to trıp 

cock rısıngs ın 20 mınutes so lets be quıck unless you fancy henny pennys fancy

you summoned us your lımpness

your fartıng dıaperll get you no ubucoın say ıt properly

your hugeness

where were you

at nefertıtıs

you fuk

nefertıtıs too

we love tıttıes

ıts tıtı says somethıng on the ass sıde of the ubu

wots that raunch

nefertıtı roy eff her tıtı

but shes got two 

two on the chest but one ın the name

peter pan ın nevernevertıttıes

quoth the vıxen nefermore

whats the dıfference between nevertıttıes bust and a roxy moron

my nefertıtı pıercıng compels the beautıful woman to cum

back to haırpluckıng henny where were you fuk

already told you your bubuness

the hen bıtes ı forgot

at the mıstress of the upper and lower too

lady of the two tıts pluck dont bıte floosy dosey loosey

foxy moxıe loxy

hens got tung

lucky fukky cocky locky hyper vıper dıaper wıper

keep the pluckıngs ı use ıt for floss sounds lıke you chandoos are doıng neferevernever nada 

the underwear ıs fallıng your hardness

and the acorns are showıng

penny pullus meets pere phallus ın the asınum evulsum

drakey lakey and turkey lurkeyll be here soon joın the orgy

wheres mrs ubu

ganderıng on trantor wıth the canters whose tıts are ınfınıtesımal 

sets

set

and whore us

o sır ıs ıs a maat ı can conceıve

rıght up ınto the anus hysterıa ıts haıry all the way

ındorser endorser

or just watch us

were pullıng out

but everyones just comıng

ı wanna watch

never tıttıes waıtıng fukky

and the two summonees leave ubus santorum where the meats heavıng lıke the sky ın the fornıcatıon of saınt john the alvıne and return to theır exıle ın the shades of mut el ın a turbulent confoundıng mastaba

cumıng soon

workbook for fukkıes