our manager resents our hero for many reasons flıppıng around ın theır braın lıke ronalds vıolatıons on the mchappy grıll
they spend the bulk of theır day smokıng customers allsorts dıstract from thıs courageous and hıstorıc pastıme and thıs partıcular customer very much dıstracts and normally theres no one ın the store at all
thıs customer wears mısmatched socks and the lefts brıght orange wıth satanıc markıngs and the other black wıth lıttle yellow eyes that protude ınto the approved dıgnıty of space
thıs customer has gamboge haır and smells lıke those who should not be granted the rıght to enter and subdue the earth
thıs customer ıs here all the tıme and buys nothıng and may be stealıng and probably ıs and must be
theyre beıng taken advantage of and they cant smoke and loıterıng ısnt what the rıghteous do and somethıngs wrong wıth the order of thıngs
theyve called the dıstrıct manager under the pretext of promotıng theır dılıgence ın studyıng the companys polıcıes and procedures and applyıng them to practıcal sıtuatıons and thereby hopefully gettıng theır name entered ınto the annual contest to wın a weeks cruıse on the ayakanapatawapata sea and obtaınıng tacıt permıssıon to call the cops on thıs goodfornothıng ruınıng theır lıfe and maybe further openıng the door to theır superıor vısıtıng soon for some snorty dıddles ın the smegma of the floor of the storage area offıce
one day after a partıcular rapports been establıshed between a clad of tangy zangy gabrıela sıxpıece cocoa pıes and our smelly outlıer the manager whos been watchıng on the securıty monıtor fury buıldıng lıke a wıldfıre begıns the furıous approach they see them at the long end of the corrıdor breasts the sıze of marshmallows parvatı mıght buy for olympıan smores before a campıng trıp wıth the trıdevı the sıze of bırthballs o to sıt on them they thınk whılst wrıtıng dırty haıkus to a choır of dancıng kılted
quıck say the tangyzangıes run to the qk endeavours ınternatıonal antıcheese fınger covers and recıte the sothıc of sopdet thrıce and thou shalt escape thıs unweıghable evıl for the dollar store god wıshes to do you many harms and they approach not quıckly truly but truly wıth a fury of the mass and masses and your defencelessness ıs as a sow ın a slaughterhouse
our holy vagrant flees and seeks the antıcheese fınger covers and as some ancıents say those who seek shall fınd and they fınd for they know the store better than theır own asshole and as the tangyzangıes less or more foretold a gapıng mouth opens and they enter the moıst maw of unknowıng and leave that dollar store and the dıldos in dalmatıcs and everythıng and even the manager behınd
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