here everyone leaves their car running its +8 outside nowind sunny and they leave their car running they all start it up as soon as they know they have to go out they go outside and start it up and leave it running no matter what the weather is and go back inside the house for what seems like days eventually they return outside and go and sit inside the running car for even more minutes then finally drive away they park by sides of the roads and sit there doing whatever they do in cars and their cars are running the whole time some leave their windows open & its -8 outside and still their cars are running they check their phones and check their phones again waiting for luvot they stare into space maybe they daydream if they remember how they check their phones and their car is running and i walk by and as im passing i glare at the exhaust and glare at the hood and shrug my shoulders as if im watching aliens lynching forests without knowing what theyre doing which i am they leave their car running and they put out garbage like no other people when i lived with three other adults for 10 years we created one bag of garbage a month here the limit has been 10 bags of garbage per household a week thats over 43x the amount of garbage the authorities have just reduced that to 4 bags per week thats still over 17x but this not to take effect for another year already there are uproars a family needs to create more garbage the whonyms cry but a family already is garbage why does it need to create more the authorities dont say families are sacred & holy & righteous & the very heart of order & time & heart and if we dont let them procreate themselves londonbridge will fall down ohnoohno what do they put in there? how can you make that much garbage? if they create 43x more garbage does that mean there are 43x more people per household? which would mean 172 whonyms in a house or apartment or under the new rules 68 whonyms either way its a lot of whonyms even in a fourbedroom but really really really really a lot in a onebedroom and even more if thats imaginable in a studio or bachelor maybe theyre throwing out whonyms i think maybe theyre filling the garbage bags with their car exhaust maybe theyre filling garbage bags with garbage bags its not novels or bottomlessnesses all the way down its garbage bags and suddenly i understand how everything operates and rather than feeling enlightened i just feel like going to sleep
ive thought about this whonym thing which doesnt mean much but its fun to think when thinkings fun should humans all be renamed whonyms or should just some humans be called whonyms and the rest still be called humans and if the latter what would the criteria be to decide which is which? they all look the same at least to a tree or bear the important things smell differently sound differently i know some of you say well human is the accepted word and whonyms your neologism which only you use so obviously youre nuts and there are just humans and everyones a human and i think well well im not sure thats what trees and bears think and you say well you dont know what trees and bears think and i think well well well how do you know i dont know what trees and bears think and you say well youre certainly not a tree or bear and i think oh god weve been through this before and were still saying the same shit so i go for a dump by the riverwho and call myself names and im not sure im a tree or a human or a bear or a whonym but ill define a whonym as one who isnt sure and call myself in faith a whonym and if there are humans ill call them those who are sure
