the world as heresiarch doktyr villafoid q q bryngurged texts is a false cleanerfish
the eye of the forest fattens the settlements therefore one takes as a quotient the few with open digits
my mons is a tarantula
what on uranus do you mean by that
im rarely on uranus
theres something to be said about something and theres nothing to be said about nothing but theres everything to be said about everything
we are the men who are not the men who are the men who are not
what do we call ourselves then
we are nomen
for the moment
people under 70 and over 7 are very unreliable if they arent cats
so im sitting in a tub of epsom salts when my mons crawls out and bites a passing bear
irritating for all
the bear was into it
sometimes it takes me 12 hours to begin to think im thinking
yet youre still not thats the funny thing
this is a play
this is a play we put on at theatre of the abturd for our dadas
not our mamas?
our mamas are hens of the woods and they count like fireflies
the list of characters is long and one and none and the copyright belongs to a halflitre plastic bottle of solución oftálmica and the directors a prick and the writer hasn’t been conceived
ive heard that one before
its a play on the one youve heard before
on?
of
one?
lost
play?
play
sometimes when im wandering in the city of the forest i hear the chainsaw bird and it frightens me and i run back to my cabin in the woods like a prepubescent boy crying for his mother
and you find the mons has also returned and is waiting for you above the door still hungry
youve heard that one before too
ive heard immunity
today i sat in a tub and put my feet in another tub and put my fingernail in my toenails and got out some juicy lint and scratched my gonads and the entire experience was something that was so exhilarating it should be taught in schools
far more practical than whats presently taught
the problem is one of prudery
perjurys never a problem the law itself lies and a lie within a lie places us in a mathematics that removes the problem by becoming it
i said priggery
the argument still stands
if arguments fell they wouldnt be arguments
what would they be
facts
but other than math there are no facts
but math is an argument
back to cleanerfish
id like to clean miss gists dish
thats another play
did you hear the one about the ant the chives and the drugdealer drinking in a bar when a jooqbox walks in
i hope not
whats too plus doo
it comes before therefore and after pinafore
at precisely 108 degrees
were good
as best as budapest
i went to the phratry the other day
to gawk or mock
we dont go anywhere really
thats why its a play
we dont make any sense
thats why were false cleanerfish
its coming together now
that mean we can close?
we never close
that mean we can wrap things up
we never wrap things up
this is going to be difficult
any more than any other time?
lets just stop
how though
why dont you say miss gists dish 4983 times and then well stop
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