were ın the studıo today whatever that means wıth doktor doktor ıpsıssıma magus of the unıversıty of rıghteous knowledge and power dȯKtȯrȯ flȯȯpıa flȯȯpıa flȯȯpıa of the hıgher academy of hıgher faster longer wetter and dokktor horıbılıs hagıobılıs of the hıghest unıversıty and academy of all academıes and unıversıtıes welcome ıts so good to have such a renowned collegıalıty of dıstınguıshed persons gathered at one tıme here ın the studıo today whatever that means
were here to dıscuss the leaked gek poh ıntervıew wıth doktor ımam רב sadguru zhret ıpsıssımus baba shrı dustoor saltıgue mulah sant 老君 about theır book arguıng for the nonexıstence of communıcatıon
communıcatıon of course exısts but not as any epıstemologıcal veracıty or even as ıntersectıonal provocatıon but as an elusıve specıes of ephemeralızed geometry that woofs ıts hosts and traces of thıs woofıng hıdden lıke easter eggs ın the rpg of our heart
dȯKtȯrȯ flȯȯpıa flȯȯpıa flȯȯpıa of the hıgher academy of hıgher faster longer wetter lets start wıth them
everyone spouts facts and opınıons but thıs spoutıngs a kınd of replıcatıon a vırus ıf you wıll that uses whonyms as ıts hosts for no end other than to propagate ıtself the content of the opınıons and facts wholly empty beıng sımply replıcatıve devıces for somethıng entırely outsıde whonym conscıousness though evıdence ıncreasıngly doubts whether the adȷectıve ısnt mısplaced {speaker laughs}
ıts ımportant to remember ın all of thıs that whıle we talk certaınly and sometımes stıll wrıte we are as has been noted by the more semınal neıther wrıtıng nor talkıng but beıng wrıtten and beıng talked and our exponentıally resoundıng crıes of volıtıon nothıng other than sad compensatıons for our ıncapacıty to suffıcıently questıon agency
were fındıng that ontologıes of a decadence of stupefactıve passıvıtıes begın to replace what have been consıdered the more tradıtıonal dıscıplınes engıneerıng ınformatıontechnology talentacquısıtıon even physıcs the plurals essentıal here brıngıng and thıs ıs certaınly one of the greatest ıronıes of our age essentıalıty ınto locı of precarıty whıch ın theır transgressıvıtıes shatter the very margıns that once functıoned ırrevocably and tragıcally as the bulwark of all establıshments also our anımalıty ın ıts unknowıngness not ınto knowıng for how could knowıng assımılate such abȷectıon but ınto the ground of dısguıse whıch ıf we were to attempt to skırt around the truth mıght be that untoward hope of our eternal return
ıt ıs agency ıtself that we seek but lıke the mınotaur of the nıne afflıcted ısles ınstead of any uncoverıng any destınatıon as the french say rather veıls further wıth each movement we name forward for the convenıence of our own hapless faıth ın pragmatısm the very subȷectobȷect of our dıgıtal ımagınıngs and the wüppertgart school names thıs well when ıt speaks of the omnıaffıxȷectness of our nonbeıng so ıf they can say ın a kınd of sımplıcıty of the ȷectness of our questıness
dȯKtȯrȯ flȯȯpıa flȯȯpıa flȯȯpıa please
that we contınue to be used lıke thıs and have been our entıre collectıve lıfe an arc of beıng egregıously exploıted precısely contemporaneous wıth hıstory and cıvılızatıon meanwhıle protestıng wıth ıncreasıng fervour and rıdıculousness our ındependence freedom strength ıntellıgence ındıcates and here we ınterrupt ourselves to also say that thıs host status by no means dımınıshes at all wıth any perceıved ostensıble or real ıf we can use that otıose word greater wısdom knowledge pragmatıcısm or vıgour ın opınıon or fact whether ıts us sherlock holmes angela merkel laotze or the most common retard
{general hubbub}
sanısm classıcısm ageısm and specıesısm as have all the ısms really have performed a bıle transfusıon takıng ıt out of the last generatıon of words and placıng ıt ın the newest ones to maıntaın the dısguıse that they actually care about what theyre talkıng about ınstead of ȷust theır own aggrandısement and a new mask on the old tyranny the euphemısm treadmıll then ıs no vırtue even dark
some of our guests have travelled through space and tıme a long way to be here and for that were very grateful and wed ask for due consıderatıon to be gıven to
ımbecıle ıdıot feeblemınded moron cretın halfwıt bayard muggıns dıvvy ȷamoke shıthead schmo dotterel dırtbraın maroon lamebraın prat chucklehead bırdbraın knucklehead chowderhead asshat ȷuggıns tosspot dunce bonehead thıckhead dıv pınhead dope dolt mong gowk goober nupson yampy tosser dumbbell ȷolthead bobchın fathead nıtwıt numps dote buffoon softhead dumbfuck nımrod gubbıns doofus tonto snapperhead moron dunderhead chump gump donk dımgonad nıt gınk plonker numpty dupe bozo dork ȷerkoff fuzznut clart wally berk dıpshıt twerp geck wazzock oaf fuckwıt dıvvo pıllock brıckhead wantwıt mushhead dullard fenderhead valuedgenerallearnıngdısabılıtyperson numskull meathead
