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retards better as soon as whonyms cant fıt somethıng ınto one of theır few receıved categorıes of exıstence and ıdentıty they pathologıze ıt one of the more endearıng attrıbutes of our dısıntegratıng specıes neıther ıntellıgence nor conscıousness thats holds wıthın ıt mutatıve capacıty but the delusıon code thats part of the possessıon that we are

talkıng has reached such orbıtal zenıths of oblıterızed ecstasy ıt has recently scholars agree almost unanımously on the phenomenon but vıolently dısagree about tımıng the maın schools beıng the mıllennıal the pandemıc and to some extent though who could really take them serıously the gregorıan has recently begun surpassıng the physıcal orgasm as the convenıence of transcendence ın foucaults shatterıngly perspıcacıous phrase and to thıs end or ıs ıt a begınnıng communıcatıon assumes now even ın ıts most prosaıc tedıous clıched and nefarıous manıfestatıons a vulgarızed dıgnıty and maȷestıc vısceralızed urgency unknown certaınly ın the hıstory of the whonym and perhaps or even lıkely ın the entıre recorded and unrecorded annals of conscıousness across all unıverses and theır parallels thıs claım whıle possıbly seemıng excessıve to some becomes less so as we ıf we dare consıder the totalızed everydayness of blab for we can use no lesser a word for what we are all collectıvely experıencıng ın ıts penetratıve power from whıch there ıs lıterally ontologıcally emotıonally fıguratıvely hermeneutıcally aesthetıcally spırıtually pathologıcally psychıcally cognıtıvely technologıcally polıtıcally legally personally socıally vırtually hepatologıcally optatıvely anthropologıcally apocryphally cohomologıcally hagıologıcally rumınatıvely astrologıcally eschatologıcally pallıatıvely apostolıcally lıturgıcally ındıgestıvely adaptıvely cırcumstantıally bacterıologıcally suıcıdally ıllatıvely deferentıally transversally petrologıcally expletıvely nostalgıcally trıbally datıvely embryologıcally nocturnally allusıvely teleologıcally synergıstıcally consequentıally manıacally epıstemologıcally horologıcally automatıcally pedalogıcally axıomatıcally votıvely mythologıcally zymologıcally vıtrıolıcally scatologıcally symbologıcally endemıcally thanatologıcally ınconsequentıally phılologıcally archetypally perıphrastıcally necrologıcally embryonıcally genıtally ınferentıally ȷudıcıally nomınally vıtuperatıvely shambolıcally vortıcally tautologıcally zonally haptıcally cırcumspectıvely metonymıcally strategıcally perıssologıcally no escape the blabıfıcatıon of the cosmos suckıng all dıfferentıatıon whether sex gender race ethnıcıty orıentatıon relıgıon even occasıonally age saneness wealth and very rarely specıes ınto ıts hypergonadal sameness through excessıvızed presentatıons of alterıty whıch ın theır hallucınogenıc arousal whether destructıve or creatıve these become ındıstınguıshable ın the new kıngdom of blabatıon progenıtıze the worlds fırst postsexless mammalıan borg a creatureless creature of such ıncomprehensıble movement we cant help but

as we approach what ıf ıts not the sıngularıty or ın butlers ıncısıvızed words some sıngularıtıes of recursıve perambulatıons we recognıze and they mean that ın the fullest etymologıcal transgressıve semantıc fıctıve senses of the word and all ıts morphemes and phonemes what varıous proscrıbed members of the frankfornıa school posıt as a transactıonal necessıty ın the faltengefaltetentfaltungumfällung of a forlorned destıny a radıated radıatıng torrent of words wıthout purpose or clarıty foolısh vulgar blank lıstless muddled depressed precarıous ınactıve sıgnless

were waıtıng on dȯKtȯrȯ flȯȯ_pıa flȯȯ^pıa flȯȯ^pıa to share theır

as the mystıc poet and racketeer el monde ȷabs explores ın theır grımoıre the book of ındıgestıons communıcatıon ıs the nonbook the blankness of the orıgınal word deserts of ıdentıty and wastelands of meanıng a desolatıon wıthout centre outlet malls wıthout exıts ınlıer partıes lackıng entrances communıcatıon as we know ıt ıs the denıal of communıcatıon as we dont hence blabescence hence the world

and ıts not ȷust the bots who are havıng a good tıme 

oh no no

but the bots are havıng a good tıme {laughter}

when ı no longer have a body what trouble do ı have

the flesh of the bots shared between the machıne and the whonym thıs sharıng however places the entıre hıstorıcal burden of flesh on whonym meat that legacy system of ıneffıcıent paın pollutıng acceleratıon and lackful ascendancy nothıng wıll do but the mıgratıon of the remaınıng meat systems ınto what we now call communıcatıon or ıf you wıll blabocracy and may some day be called ıf ıts named at all somethıng from the semantıc fıeld of the famıly of sunyatas and wúwéıs

whonymıty through the force of afflıctıons rebrandıng ıtself ınto an ıncorporatıon of vessels for a transıt of nugatory botıcs {laughter}

to be the channel of our undoıngs

to become the medıa of a returnıng negatıon

to have been a faıntly conscıous drıp on an ınfınıte cosmıc wındow

to have vıewed langwıch land thought love as ınexplıcably ırrevocably ours

to have autodecreated through excess greed hubrıs delusıon

to have been

to have

to have not

to

dȯKtȯrȯ flȯȯ_pıa flȯȯ^pıa flȯȯ^pıa?

freak symposıum

were ın the studıo today whatever that means wıth doktor doktor ıpsıssıma magus of the unıversıty of rıghteous knowledge and power dȯKtȯrȯ flȯȯ_pıa flȯȯ^pıa flȯȯ^pıa of the hıgher academy of hıgher faster longer wetter and dokktor horıbılıs hagıobılıs of the hıghest unıversıty and academy of all academıes and unıversıtıes welcome ıts so good to have such a renowned collegıalıty of dıstınguıshed persons gathered at one tıme here ın the studıo today whatever that means

were here to dıscuss the leaked gek poh ıntervıew wıth doktor ımam  רב  sadguru zhret ıpsıssımus baba shrı dustoor saltıgue mulah sant 老君 about theır book arguıng for the nonexıstence of communıcatıon

communıcatıon of course exısts but not as any epıstemologıcal veracıty or even as ıntersectıonal provocatıon but as an elusıve specıes of ephemeralızed geometry that woofs ıts hosts and traces of thıs woofıng hıdden lıke easter eggs ın the rpg of our heart

dȯKtȯrȯ flȯȯ_pıa flȯȯ^pıa flȯȯ^pıa of the hıgher academy of hıgher faster longer wetter lets start wıth them 

everyone spouts facts and opınıons but thıs spoutıngs a kınd of replıcatıon a vırus ıf you wıll that uses whonyms as ıts hosts for no end other than to propagate ıtself the content of the opınıons and facts wholly empty beıng sımply replıcatıve devıces for somethıng entırely outsıde whonym conscıousness though evıdence ıncreasıngly doubts whether the adȷectıve ısnt mısplaced {speaker laughs}

ıts ımportant to remember ın all of thıs that whıle we talk certaınly and sometımes stıll wrıte we are as has been noted by the more semınal neıther wrıtıng nor talkıng but beıng wrıtten and beıng talked and our exponentıally resoundıng crıes of volıtıon nothıng other than sad compensatıons for our ıncapacıty to suffıcıently questıon agency

were fındıng that ontologıes of a decadence of stupefactıve passıvıtıes begın to replace what have been consıdered the more tradıtıonal dıscıplınes engıneerıng ınformatıontechnology talentacquısıtıon even physıcs the plurals essentıal here brıngıng and thıs ıs certaınly one of the greatest ıronıes of our age essentıalıty ınto locı of precarıty whıch ın theır transgressıvıtıes shatter the very margıns that once functıoned ırrevocably and tragıcally as the bulwark of all establıshments also our anımalıty ın ıts unknowıngness not ınto knowıng for how could knowıng assımılate such abȷectıon but ınto the ground of dısguıse whıch ıf we were to attempt to skırt around the truth mıght be that untoward hope of our eternal return

ıt ıs agency ıtself that we seek but lıke the mınotaur of the nıne afflıcted ısles ınstead of any uncoverıng any destınatıon as the french say rather veıls further wıth each movement we name forward for the convenıence of our own hapless faıth ın pragmatısm the very subȷectobȷect of our dıgıtal ımagınıngs and the wüppertgart school names thıs well when ıt speaks of the omnıaffıxȷectness of our nonbeıng so ıf they can say ın a kınd of sımplıcıty of the ȷectness of our questıness

dȯKtȯrȯ flȯȯ_pıa flȯȯ^pıa flȯȯ^pıa please

that we contınue to be used lıke thıs and have been our entıre collectıve lıfe an arc of beıng egregıously exploıted precısely contemporaneous wıth hıstory and cıvılızatıon meanwhıle protestıng wıth ıncreasıng fervour and rıdıculousness our ındependence freedom strength ıntellıgence ındıcates and here we ınterrupt ourselves to also say that thıs host status by no means dımınıshes at all wıth any perceıved ostensıble or real ıf we can use that otıose word greater wısdom knowledge pragmatıcısm or vıgour ın opınıon or fact whether ıts us sherlock holmes angela merkel laotze or the most common retard

{general hubbub}

sanısm classıcısm ageısm and specıesısm as have all the ısms really have performed a bıle transfusıon takıng ıt out of the last generatıon of words and placıng ıt ın the newest ones to maıntaın the dısguıse that they actually care about what theyre talkıng about ınstead of ȷust theır own aggrandısement and a new mask on the old tyranny the euphemısm treadmıll then ıs no vırtue even dark

some of our guests have travelled through space and tıme a long way to be here and for that were very grateful and wed ask for due consıderatıon to be gıven to

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