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25.9.19

call for mystics

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(or fukky and diaper poop it up)

i’m fukky risotto and we’re shitting here today with sadoo diaper in the common privy of tatica at the end of the world. thanks for shitting with us diaper

love it fukky

a number of our unreaders have been asking about what skills you’d recommend if they’re interested in becoming mystics

there’s not just one kind of mystic fukky so it really depends on what your unreaders want to become … or unbecome to be more realistic

they’re your unreaders diaper

what my unreaders want to unbecome

are we then really talking about unbecoming unmystics

i’m never quite sure what’s really being talked about

or untalked

we’ve unbeen unthrough unthe unthing unbefore

unweave

deyeah deok

but isn’t this a prime example of mysticism?

uning and deing?

yeah – mysticism dedoes, it doesn’t go anywhere, our conversations in degoing are a kind of nothing of language, an unwording

most would just say we’re nuts

but they’ve always said mystics are nuts

i can see why i don’t just shit by myself fukky

can you enumerate for us the types of mystics

there’s the common occult mystic and the uncommon occult mystic and the common and uncommon unoccults and many types within each of those, there’s the mystic that places within a recognized religious tradition and many types within those and these often further divided by geography and history which is kind of ironic considering the mystic's relationship with time and space, there’s the aesthetic mystic – a more recent and growing type – and many types within that, then there are all the others and the types within those types and so on and so on

what unites them all?

could you move over a bit – your left flab’s hanging into my hole and inhibiting my dump

it seems to me that for example aleister crowley’s an entirely different breed than simone weil or julian of norwich or zhuangzi

aleister’s a performing spectacle on the cultic stage. we could say esotericism or esotaticism and we wouldn’t be wrong but we also wouldn’t be right

i remember why i love these interviews

and why my unreader community’s so large

but let’s get back to the point

they should practice staring a lot. staring at nothing, staring at something, staring at many things. ostensible homelessness’s a good idea. as are frustration, incomprehensibility, babbling. they should lose as many things as possible. and move around a lot while detouring around everything. smelling slightly weird doesn’t hurt. dressing oddly. operating as much as possible outside the dominant definitions of career, relationship, occupation, ambition, respectability. they shouldn't think or act or feel. not everyone says this but i recommend some aptitude with a glue gun. listening, but listening minimally to humans and mostly to all the other things for there are far more of them and they're way smarter than humans. waiting. waiting’s huge. samuel wasn’t a mystic particularly but it did a good channeling job on the waiting part of mysticism in its godot thing. deeply nurtured intimacies with every possible variegation of nothing, oblivion, humiliation, disgrace, negation, ...

... sounds like a bum diaper

the difference between a bum and a mystic is the former’s fallen through the cracks and the latter into the hole

guess there aren’t a lot of schools of mysticism

there's a curriculum for the school for mystics, a charter even, a policy and course handbook, writing centres, tenuretrack postings, faculty listings and prizes and gowns, endless incomprehensible forms, tech support, committees task forces a senate, the whole badoodle ... but no one’s ever found the school

sounds like a wretched vocation

and i forgot shitting. a mystic should always be an expert shitter – look at mine, it’s 21 metres long, a perfect bristol 3.8, coiled on itself like an expertly laid water hose, smells like gardenia jasminoides, …

... but diaper it’s animate

one’s creations you know, got to let go of them

it’s rising from the privy and it has a lot of eyes and doesn’t seem friendly

know any shit charmers?


call for mystics
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