you say all my novels about is novel of course all its about is novel all there is is novel novel writes about novel were involved in a grand solipsism of novel and consequently complain about little solipsisms to detract us from the big one its not waiting for godot its waiting for novelot but you say godot never comes well novel also never comes but whats this you say ha got you to admit its a novel but notjokes aside novel does never come like godot and novelot and god and peace because its always here and everywhere it never has to come not only that it cant come do you wait for the universe? no the universes here imagine if sammy fuckett had written waiting for universot whonyms only think the plays profound because godots elusive but sos everything that doesnt come because its here that was the real play sammy played and the play plays it on us just like novel youll say well not really
what doesnt novel do? novels omnipotent omniscient omnipresent omnigood omniyuckyuk omniomni novels god and has replaced god as god continually fails because science cant find it but novels a fact and its god which isnt bad considering it doesnt exist
lets get this straight novel doesnt know what its doing its still not out of diapers now its true still being in diapers is a kind of knowledge some would say a knowledge far superior to most forms of notbeingindiaper and havent all those ponderous eurodemics a hybrid of pandemic yakademic academic and youreapeein failed for not having written beingindiaper and notbeingindiaper after all having all that shit just squishing around your bottom and not being able to do anything about it has to do something special to the brain but if only there were more shit! novels in diaper but doesnt shit so misses out on the one thing that makes the diapered ones smart
poo aside
writing is pooing theres little difference between reading a good dump resting in the toilet receptacle and a good book resting on your lap if you eat literary ice cream and french fries and hamburgers even if theyre gourmet and organic your books will be fat
writing that claims to be about writing is actually pooing about pooing so there are two types of writers pooers and pooologists and the latter are really just a subclass of pooers but those pooers who poo not because they have to physically but because theyre spiritually compelled they poo not to defecate but just to poo and yea in the future nostrapoopus says there shall arise in the east a subsubclass of pooers who poo to poo to poo and then even then a subsubsubclass of poo4 and so without end it goes
whats with all the pooism and pooists? pooologys the oldest and noblest of disciplines the well of wellness
ooQ
craprates poofessor of poopporn induced output
faculty of eternal flow
university of east rrhea
as film stupidly borrows from narrative and internet stupidly borrows from society so novel stupidly borrows from reality i know what the yakademics say about reality fine they dont know anything about reality its just another word now comprehensively abstracted from its earthiness this abstraction rationalized to be the highest knowledge & sophistication a phd is an expert sharlatan sherpa taking you on a oneway noreturn path to comfy delusion who wouldnt want to swallow that irrevocable pill let me tell you i got close the capsule was in my mouth i could taste its sexy wellnessfull sweetness the grad students stripping in my office it was stroking my uvula with its collegial tendernessy tentacles but then i couldnt help myself i gagged spat it out on the subway floor during rush hour and it attacked a huddle of poor immigrant children while chanting equality fraternity liberty intersectionality madness science domination love guess it was my fault for coming so close to swallowing the blood & lawsuits were horrible and its taken me almost twenty years and a lot of drugs and a clowder of antisherpas no one tells you about and are hiding in the privies of energy to help me forget forget what? forget the shitless diaper forget the taste of the pill forget the stinkless knowledge
so what should novel borrow from if not reality or society? some say it only borrows from novel a selfcontained ecosystem of book some say it borrows from imagination that vorticial latrine of images and daemons we could say it borrows it must borrow from and only from nothing which is ridiculous well for one thing novel doesnt borrow it steals it steals from everything which stupid & smart alike confuse with nothing imagination irreality polyreality book image pills death knowledge stupidity shit shitlessness
death though is pissed novel steals from it nothing steals from death so death has a side business of stealing from novel tit for tit as some investment banker must be saying as it diddles its clients in chains in the benthouse of capital novel and death compete as grand thieves on the boulevard of everything and try to knife each other when they find themselves in the same store at 3am and the cops are coming but death you know can never get caught or hurt so death just laughs and novel trips on its tale and bleeds to death
No comments:
Post a Comment