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one of the most interesting chapters  though there are no chapters  in my novel  though there is no me or novel  is the one about eggs   its so interesting i decided to leave it out as it makes all the rest look bad   it initially started off with the story about my opening the frij and looking in the egg container  im vegan but occasionally lapse into eggs  theyre so ovoid and happy and their little asses  so reversible  stick up into the air like wedding invitations and the remaining eggsre in this configuration

and i cant decide which egg to take  i only need one  to illustrate further and to aid or i mean egg unreaders in our great collective task of mutual misunderstanding lets number them thusly i mean eggly

the following points are particularly noteworthy

1. 1 & 11 and 6 & 8 are the only neighbour eggs
2. 9 & 0 could be considered neighbour eggs but only from a special perspective
3. 3 is the only true isolate  although it seems happy in its role  though it is upside down
4. 0 9 & 6 are the best numbers while we dont like 3 or 8  11s pretty up there and 1 while in the past weve proven its nonexistence  is passable
5. only 11 & 8 are upright
6. egg cartons in the detestable reality of my country typically come in a 6x2 arrangement but in my frij  which operates in a parallel existence  they manifest according to the impossibilities of the day
7. you cant see it here but on 11s reverse theres a faded map of the arnavutköy neighbourhood in one of the lesser purgatories
8. all the eggs seem happy but 1 is faking it
9. though there isnt really a top and bottom here there are four on the top and three on the bottom

so you see my problem

1. if i take one from the top row therell be three on each row but if i take one from the bottom the inequality between the rows increases
2. if i take 1 or 11 itll leave 11 or 1 with 3 as the only true isolates  but if there are then two true isolates is there anymore a true isolate?
3. same with 6 & 8 and only somewhat with 9 & 0
4. if i take 3 no true isolate remains which may simply not be right
5. if i take 1 therell be no eggs on either end
6. if i take 0 9 or 6 the evil numbers will match the great numbers
7. as 1 doesnt exist if i take it this may provide sufficient meditative material for a day or two
8. if i take 6 it kind of looks like the big dipper
9. if i take 0 which itself looks ovoid have i in fact taken two?

in the end i cant decide which new configuration i want and as im unsure i should even be eating eggs this refusal to act may be the best decision

 

takes a meaning to catch a meaning egg 8 shouts through the frij door and im irritated that an egg i dont like briefly amuses me

 

fortunately im distracted from these intractable difficulties when a character from this novel or from a novel i confuse with this one enters the novel and by this i mean enters the room im recovering in  these practical challenges that quickly become vastly metaphysical are exhausting  i forget its name and even if it has one  and sings

 

♩ the cat of my ♬ egyptians

takes ♯♭ a ladder down ♫♪

 

its a pretty catchy tune and my cat  whos been meowing needily on the floor nearby shuts up as if an unutterable truths been uttered and i join the singing and cat does too and the three or so of us gustily get in the bath together and sing large portions of the night away

 

and i think if this is going to be the most interesting chapter in sadoo this egg story doesnt cut it so i fry it up with some bearded hedgehogs and a few shallots