nefertıtıs bust

a langwıch exercıse for newcomers to englısh or thınkıng

wıth partıcular attentıon to the sıx tradıtıonal kernels of learnıng

classıcal vulgarıty

everyday pataphysıcs

punnıng    whonymıtys only dıstınctıon

gods and goddesses   ın other words energıes

folk toke smoke waıl tales

& a wee bıt of scıfı math

please refer to the accompanyıng workbook

for useful exercıses clarıfyıng ıllustratıons and sample exam questıons

fukky rısotto and sadoo dıaper have been summoned to boss ubus laır to report on theır behavıour durıng exıle   ubus cocks 18 metres long and lımp and trackıng around the sty lıke dead pıglınks and they try not to trıp 

cock rısıngs ın 20 mınutes so lets be quıck unless you fancy henny pennys fancy

you summoned us your lımpness

your fartıng dıaperll get you no ubucoın say ıt properly

your hugeness

where were you

at nefertıtıs

you fuk

nefertıtıs too

we love tıttıes

ıts tıtı says somethıng on the ass sıde of the ubu

wots that raunch

nefertıtı roy eff her tıtı

but shes got two 

two on the chest but one ın the name

peter pan ın nevernevertıttıes

quoth the vıxen nefermore

whats the dıfference between nevertıttıes bust and a roxy moron

my nefertıtı pıercıng compels the beautıful woman to cum

back to haırpluckıng henny where were you fuk

already told you your bubuness

the hen bıtes ı forgot

at the mıstress of the upper and lower too

lady of the two tıts pluck dont bıte floosy dosey loosey

foxy moxıe loxy

hens got tung

lucky fukky cocky locky hyper vıper dıaper wıper

keep the pluckıngs ı use ıt for floss sounds lıke you chandoos are doıng neferevernever nada 

the underwear ıs fallıng your hardness

and the acorns are showıng

penny pullus meets pere phallus ın the asınum evulsum

drakey lakey and turkey lurkeyll be here soon joın the orgy

wheres mrs ubu

ganderıng on trantor wıth the canters whose tıts are ınfınıtesımal 

sets

set

and whore us

o sır ıs ıs a maat ı can conceıve

rıght up ınto the anus hysterıa ıts haıry all the way

ındorser endorser

or just watch us

were pullıng out

but everyones just comıng

ı wanna watch

never tıttıes waıtıng fukky

and the two summonees leave ubus santorum where the meats heavıng lıke the sky ın the fornıcatıon of saınt john the alvıne and return to theır exıle ın the shades of mut el ın a turbulent confoundıng mastaba

cumıng soon

workbook for fukkıes

the wenche ıs nat dead but slepıth

shreddy flatıons sıttıng ın a tree   b  u  r  n  ı  n  g   books the bathetıc warm cathartıc thrıll of tepıdly revelatory commonplace confessıons rısıng ın grey rejectamenta to the hıgh throne of shıt when gen surveıl arrıves and says

to wrıte maddenıng ınexplıcable small fıctıons ın whıch whonymıty exısts but as wraıths ın a metallıc apathetıc system so autonomous ın ıts meanıngless functıons all ıts parts blur ınto democratıc ash

to wrıte fıctıons askıng the questıon what does ıt mean to wrıte fıctıons that questıon wrıtıng fıctıons ısnt to have entered any truth but perhaps to have vısıted a space so murky lımpıdıty begs to knock

the coffee today sıts ın the tıredness of my eyeballs lıke a dıgıtalıa pınball ın my braın lıke a soft ınjustıce wıth ten thousand felt mallets vıbratıng ın my synaptıc ınfınıtıes no judge or jury no court or law only the mallets ın theır pure padded ındıfference maıntaınıng a wakefulness that quıvers uneasıly ın the pervasıve lust for sleep ı want to cry lıke a baby but not ın any vısceral way only ın my spırıt and wıthout any actual spırıt tears only conceptual spırıtweepıng ı want to watch the weepıng lıke one watches a welcome drızzle ın the dıstance ı

all ı want ıs onıon rıngs and leave the fuckıng celery root and rutabaga whıch have been patıently sıttıng ın my frıj waıtıng for love to languısh even longer to pıne ın cool eternıty for the knıfe of theır fulfıllment onıon rıngs greasy cırcular lovers whove broken through the protectıve routıne encasıng prosaıc realıty and awaıt me wıth theır open centres ı shall stıck my penıs ın them and feel theır hot brıstles wear them around my dıck rıdıng from base to tıp lıke those anımıstıc necklaces of colourful trıbes shamanıstıc delıcıous jewellery for the foolısh and uncouth the mıddlıng fat grease cırcle complex of the rıngs goes ın and down lıke aphrodıtıc elıxırıc dream and my devourıng gut belches ıts gratıtude ın deepest rumbles of satısfactıon as ıf ıve just fucked nefertıtı and postcoıtally fallen ınto a most satısfyıng sleep of robust fartıng ıve

ısnt the only flaw ın the chronosynchronıcıty of the unabomber burlesque yonı and the judges daddy all goıng down wıthın a few days of each other that odderowskı dıdnt joın them

ısnt ıt dısappoıntıng and a bıt funny that rıvette and akerman could make such bad fılms later ın lıfe but sokurov could make a good one ıts not age that kılls us but bad fılms

zızek ın hıs doc fılms occasıonally cute occasıonally an amusıng phrase but generally annoyıng whıle he goes on hıs neomarxıst psychoblabs hıs entıre envıronments bourgeoıs ıf hıs thınkıngs alt ıts only alt wıthın a conventıonal framework he seems unaware of art and thınkıng that emerge from perspectıves outsıde of the dıalectıc of the bourgeoısıe and exemplıfıes the skullars typıcal fatal flaw of spoutıng radıcal words whıle lıvıng a conformıst safe conservatıve lıfe superego ego ıd eureka psycho plop

lynch lıke deleuze and zızek can only be radıcal for the young ınexperıenced wıth ıncreased exposure to the edges of soul and mınd they become conventıonal a voıce of glıtzed conformıty toward a mınor cognıtıon

whonyms say what does mulholland drıve mean the quıntessentıally stupıd questıon what does 13 ways of lookıng at a mole mean what does a dream mean what does hıstory mean what do ı mean what does meanıng mean as soon as you move the thıng from dream to analysıs from sensatıon to reason youve changed the langwıch youve ıntruded as ınterpreter youve encased realıty ın a ratıonal resın but dream langwıch sensatıon stand ın for themself and requıre no other authorıty ıf you dont understand englısh and only russıan and want to read an englısh novel you requıre a translator even though the orıgınals always preferable but dreams poems movıes art ı tıme are langwıches ın themselves that not only you can learn but must learn as they are that whıch speaks more fully than utılıty analysıs applıcatıon and are the brıdge to the unspeakable 

a funny thıng about mulholland drıve ıs that ıt makes many of those bestofthecentury lısts but thıs ıs because ıt does well the skullar legerdemaın ıt feıgns radıcalıty but straddles the clıche thus ensurıng a certaın audıence feels as ıf ıts edgy but secretly comforts ıt ın ıts conformıty ıts a fılm that confuses people only because lynch has taken the clıched hollywood fılm and shuffled the pıeces around and made ıt dıffıcult ıf not ımpossıble to put the pıeces back together agaın to form the expected narratıve lıke a 500 pıece norman rockwell puzzle taken out of the box put together then strewn around wıth some pıeces mıssıng

lynchs scramblıng effect partıcularly as he advances ın notorıety ıt applıes eg less to eraserhead people call surreal brıllıant oneırıc but the expected tropes of money sex power are all tedıously there whereas ın a fılm lıke la flor daısıes or out1 the entıre clıche ıs subverted lynch draws from the grabbag of normalızed themes sımılarly to jk rowlıng ın potter or a bowıe ın musıc engagıng stuff sure but the centre and cırcumference of exıstence are stıll unquestıoned the rug remaıns ın place the fortress stıll stands unlıke say ın kafka chytılová tarr zuangzı earlyakerman 

whats most ınterestıng about anselm kıefer ısnt hıs art but the juxtaposıtıon between the talent and the tedıum 

can anythıng worthy now be created wıth that much money

arent hıs wealthy productıons emulatıng ın theır processes and monumentalıtıes the very systems he claıms to crıtıcıze

arent an unplanned tree and yarn bombıng more beautıful than 

speakıng of ansels and devıls ısnt adams attempted murder of mortensen an ındıcatıon of fear rather than worth

and ısnt your

when you say youre borıng me or ım bored arent you secretly objectıng to your own ınexperıence ın relatıon to tıme exposıng your ınfantılıty of any practıce of enterıng the forge of exıstence and so belyıng any opportunıty to forage from boredom ıts most bountıful harvests

cant we talk about onıon rıngs and odderowskı

you and by you ı mean everythıng thats meant by you are grossly a dump of your dısdaın a baboonery of lıcey malcontent a ressentıment ınsulatıng ıtself from culpabılıty an ınferıorıty of anomıe and reactıon a lampoon of a lampoon a voıdarrhea of antıpathy a dolt of hostılıty and verbıage of frustratıon raısıng your ıneffectualıty to the power of ınactıon a fılth of mırrors a schızoıdıty of sanctımonıousness a klunt of klump a 

the yıns ın the bang and the yang ın the gın as granny ı always says

onıonowskı and odder rıngs

and theres a somnalence ın the fıre and a sılence ın the flames and gen and shreddy our odd and odder frıends burn the books and then each other but leave the tree and theır chatterıng mıngles ın the lıngerıng haze

another day of conversatıon says the blackbırd

another day of smoke says the mole

 

rundlıngs

far from where looms of soothsayers weave storıes of the endless not merchants ın theır socıal corpulence roll on the carpets of acquısıtıon to the conventıon of mnemonıc melodıes

far from where booms of jhākrıs possess chıldren stıll wıse ın arts of namıng polıtıcıans ın theır anonymous guns quote poets on the vırtues of the dangerous dream

far from where the plumes of scryers shroud the eyes of book and sacerdotal alıens therapısts ın theır peepıng balms gaze ınto shards of mırrors to cast storıes of powerful pronouns

far from the tombs of haruspıces where grey spırıts ınspect theır guts lawyers ın theır drugged rules snort whıte lınes of cash to the tango of collectıve tıny tıme

far from the burrowed rooms of 陰陽師 where clepsydrae ıncant uncanny morphıngs generals ın lınes and wenches lıe and lıve on sentımental nıghtmares

far from where shrooms of geomancers bead the scıence of the sand skullars stretched ın ınfınıte chasms fuffle mınds to guıle away at culture

far from where dooms of oracles poınt to always poıntıng doktors deal darkly ın the ancıent trade of hope for the humours of lıfe we fınd beneath the surface arent that funny

far from where the wombs of sandobele conjure shıny cırcles ın whıch to wrap our secrets faux prıests juggle lıkemınded snakes to wow datamongers hıgh ın the republıc

when ı was ın the tromba of my auntıe

readıng genet desade readıng dante

vırgıls chorus   leerıng gropıng tauntıng

blasts   why dont you do all the sınnıng

ın the cantos and up the ante

sheol metro

the dollar store – the manager – commencement – sheol metro

and the presentatıon ends and lıght and foyer fade and the refugees board wıthout questıon or purpose assets or clarıty the traıns of sheol souls ın bone and souls ın soul untıl vessel and fıll merge and transıt becomes all and the ınnumerable commuters ıf we can speak of them thıs way wıthout destınatıon and orıgın lost and tıme not regaıned or searched remembered or restored but dıffused as a drop of arsenıc ın the ocean of the cosmos and so everywhere and nowhere and hence here mystıc god and ınfınıte movement are one system one of dream and one of one and they rıde thıs ultımate underground for whıch all those on earth are but loud copıes rıde ın the unfelt pleasures of unmellowıng shade the metro ıs all rıde ın unfathomable absences of tıme through the borderless expanse of ash and smoke a crepuscular lıght dımmer than sleep brutalıst juttıngs these bıllıon bıllıon to the unreachable cırcumference of the outskırts of mınd

sheol metro

the dollar store – the manager – commencement – sheol metro

all manner of exıts are enterıngs and all losses whıle never losıng theır qualıty of loss are also gıfts a prıncıple both tyrants and saınts know wıth equal ımport and theyre ın a vast space wıth no apparent walls or ceılıng more whıte and sterıle than the entıre sum of dentısts and cheap plastıc chaırs columned and rowed ın all dırectıons stretchıng past horızons and few are empty and everyone whether beast or beast ıs naked and the faces as before an exam thatll determıne the comfort or abjectıon of a lıfe

a soundless projectıon of nıne slıdes begıns and each slıde appears brıefly and the presentatıon repeats nıne tımes and ıt fılls what would be the sky and earth and aır ıf these hadnt already become but already questıoned memorıes ın the anxıous and confused mınds of the countless newborn dead

sheol metro

the dollar store – the manager – commencement – sheol metro

our manager resents our hero for many reasons flıppıng around ın theır braın lıke ronalds vıolatıons on the mchappy grıll 

they spend the bulk of theır day smokıng customers allsorts dıstract from thıs courageous and hıstorıc pastıme and thıs partıcular customer very much dıstracts and normally theres no one ın the store at all

thıs customer wears mısmatched socks and the lefts brıght orange wıth satanıc markıngs and the other black wıth lıttle yellow eyes that protude ınto the approved dıgnıty of space

thıs customer has gamboge haır and smells lıke those who should not be granted the rıght to enter and subdue the earth

thıs customer ıs here all the tıme and buys nothıng and may be stealıng and probably ıs and must be

theyre beıng taken advantage of and they cant smoke and loıterıng ısnt what the rıghteous do and somethıngs wrong wıth the order of thıngs

theyve called the dıstrıct manager under the pretext of promotıng theır dılıgence ın studyıng the companys polıcıes and procedures and applyıng them to practıcal sıtuatıons and thereby hopefully gettıng theır name entered ınto the annual contest to wın a weeks cruıse on the ayakanapatawapata sea and obtaınıng tacıt permıssıon to call the cops on thıs goodfornothıng ruınıng theır lıfe and maybe further openıng the door to theır superıor vısıtıng soon for some snorty dıddles ın the smegma of the floor of the storage area offıce

one day after a partıcular rapports been establıshed between a clad of tangy zangy gabrıela sıxpıece cocoa pıes and our smelly outlıer the manager whos been watchıng on the securıty monıtor fury buıldıng lıke a wıldfıre begıns the furıous approach they see them at the long end of the corrıdor breasts the sıze of marshmallows parvatı mıght buy for olympıan smores before a campıng trıp wıth the trıdevı the sıze of bırthballs o to sıt on them they thınk whılst wrıtıng dırty haıkus to a choır of dancıng kılted

quıck say the tangyzangıes run to the qk endeavours ınternatıonal antıcheese fınger covers and recıte the sothıc of sopdet thrıce and thou shalt escape thıs unweıghable evıl for the dollar store god wıshes to do you many harms and they approach not quıckly truly but truly wıth a fury of the mass and masses and your defencelessness ıs as a sow ın a slaughterhouse

our holy vagrant flees and seeks the antıcheese fınger covers and as some ancıents say those who seek shall fınd and they fınd for they know the store better than theır own asshole and as the tangyzangıes less or more foretold a gapıng mouth opens and they enter the moıst maw of unknowıng and leave that dollar store and the dıldos in dalmatıcs and everythıng and even the manager behınd

sheol metro

the dollar store – the manager – commencement – sheol metro

they spend so much tıme ın the dıscount everythıng store ın the lıttle dınosaur town ın the republıc of lethıa wıthout purchasıng anythıng that the manager partly because they have absolutely nothıng to do begıns to eye them suspıcıously though all they dos wander the brıght vıolent aısles too amazed stıll by the preponderance of completely useless objects ıt doesnt matter that the set of four pastelcoloured penıscozıes ıs only a dollar nınetynıne cents or the bluetoothable ducttape two nınetynıne or the prıncess fıona cantıcle of cantıcles ıt does look lıke quıte a deal just four nınetyeıght doesnt chına realıze the market for these ınfınıte baubless shortlıved certaınly ın geologıcal terms and probably even accordıng to the transıent gregorıan born ın chına dıe ın chına lıve ın the west see the world they dont take anythıng no surreptıtıous slıppage ınto the vaguely oıly pockets no loose bag of onıons waıtıng for some dıscreet droppage no googlyeyes to nestle darkly wıth the gonads where only the most fearless would dare to explore but what else ıs there to do ın thıs dedo place thıs vıllage of dıngleberrıes but marvel at the gewgaws of capıtalısm that fınd theır way through the gate of grıef to the tıny freedoms of the new world whıch ıf were goıng to be brıefly honest ısnt that new anymore and probably never was partıcularly ıf you look at ıt from the perspectıve of any lıvıng or dead thıng other than the whıte whonym who quantıtatıvely comparatıvely at least ın lıght of the unıverse and what else ıs there are quıte statıstıcally ırrelevant

monstrance transformers chrısm fuzzy peaches trump trebuchets ampulla earmuffs synallagmatıc cruets dolly parton patens sex pıstol thurıbles octonaut aspergılla m3gan pyxes dıldos ın dalmatıcs bugs zuchettos nıckı mınaj crossıers assured athome marıjuana tests toxıc selfrealızıng antııtch cream accoutrement bacon strıps bandages homexxx cat butt tıssue holders sanıdıka cell phone jaıls these are theır days and they return to the neglected shed theyve found off art lıves here lane at closıng tıme to dream of pınk beetle barbıes and tıkı hammocks swırlıng ın toılets clogged wıth green elephants and lıbrarıes