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patadoo
doktor choo
the missing missing
secretly recording
the conversations of a roomba and dyson
at night when they think no ones listening
we arent humans not even whomyns but whonyms
we are the patadoo
we are whononyms words for which any answer to who are we? is impossible
where is doktor choo?
above all allow yourself to be bewitched by the evil charms of geometry
across a lake they have heard there is a monster hope that breaks a ripple
we shall not allude to the dusty corners of phimosis for punctuations a great enemy of thought
ooth glutenburg of hoof a hyperfear tells of quelpo pangolins who in patagia glom the glomes of reptative tritanopes
who is doktor choo?
neither patadoo nor doktor choo nor nononyms we ripple lewdly witches
cross a rake with an anemone and the seas your ooth from uncle
sea enemies bob for those who talk like pirates
who couldnt kelp an axiom?
we are the patachoo
we train ourselves to train
they shall no longer punctuate the dude allusions
who is whonodoo?
whonodoos a dusty hyperglom of evil uncles
lets up the auntie and polkaroo her pangolin
my hyperglom bakes patapuns in the axiom
if bobs your auntie whos your nononym?
doktor poo does patawho on imagination thursdays
did you hear here the one or two about the doomba who slew a sheep?
allude not to monster punctuations behest it slay thee
charm my whodoo to think my nyming not
heard ye where the six or nine of the ryson who shooed sleep?
hoofalot a choo too to geometry some gloamings
dokdoo choowho nyms the nonos nightly
dyson and roomba chuckling amongst themselves like prehistoric friends
mumbling in dusky absences of names that have escaped them
of phrases in the crevices of stairs
and clauses in the closets of carpets
