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were writing a transcript of a tryalog among poutine peelingam and bidet   real or imagined its hard to tell like everything thats read written dreamt lived and most of what we think   incomprehensible futile pedantic irrelevant arcane pompous misanthropic misinformed deranged   but its important  and for this we shall release it to the galactic nothingness *********

loves euphemized stockholmsyndrome   were held hostage by our feelings then become enamoured of and possessed by them   its not only troo whonyms cant handle too much trooth   we cant handle our hearts or minds or that great fury we systematically try to kill and randomly spasmodically minutely nurture         langwich

my cat  who isnt my cat  has died spiritually from having no other cats to play with   you know those whonyms who withdraw from whonym society  despicable though it is  and surround themselves only with cats or gerbils or mice or roaches   look at what happens to them   its no different with a cat  especially if the cat only interacts with only one other whonym   its like the proverbial two entities on a desert island   everyone becomes mad   of course this is more or less the same as whats happened generally in whonym society   weve isolated ourselves from nature and animals   our pets now are just whonyms in animal form   and so we only have ourselves to play with and are completely collectively nuts  which we dont see because weve withdrawn from anything that might tell us this      its not quite the same as how my cats gone nuts because im saying my cats gone nuts because it doesnt have any of its own kind to play with   my points diversity   we need our own kind and other kinds   my cats nuts because it doesnt have its own kind   whonyms are nuts because they only have their own kind   so its more or less the same

i used to be a lecturer then briefly a prof in communications   i left for the same reason i left the church   i didnt believe in it anymore   weve explained this in biological and communication air   let me give you an example 

i move from babylon to stixvil   stixvils beautiful but stixy   its got all the pros and cons of stixiness   the whonyms are weird in particular ways which makes them lovable and detestable simultaneously   even the best whonyms are lovable and detestable simultaneously but theres a particular config in stixity and you know what im talking about   anyway some lovable detestable best whonym got rid of my vynyl collection a few years ago   its costing me thousands of dollars i dont have to begin replacing it   im ocd about it   funding it by pretending to be a gyaru on the internet   men are pretty gross   anyhoo   i go the local stixvil record store and say hey i lost my vynyl collection and here are 60 titles id like i like to support local business though really i dont give a fuck and what can you do for me  they say we can get 28 of your titles and herere the prices  i say go for it doodaramas  then the first two come in and theyre 50% more than the quoted prices  i dont realize this till i get home and flip an email saying politely wtf  they reply with some streamofconsciousness bs and i realize theyre run by the mafia or are corrupt or incompent or all three   anyhoo this is really boring but im going to tell you anyway cuz im totally psycho about this shit so then i find out it could take years to get these titles and after the managers agreed to give me a 10% discount i realize its meaningless because theyre going to set the prices at whatever they do and i have no idea of what their markup is so fuck everything   so in summary they dont tell me their prices are meaningless they dont tell me times wholly unreliable & they dont tell me their discounts a farce  you say well its your fault dumbass   and were back to the story of the hitted and the hitter and the arden of geden and love and everything really & sorta and this is why communications an article of faith and believing in its no different than believing some incorporeal omniscent omnipresent omnipotent eternal benevolent yeahright entity knocked up some whonym female to manufacture the saviour of the world   save the world‽ yesu christou we cant save anything other than money and even that i cant

who are u in yr penitentiary of language & outhouse of mind to think anything of me other than im a rabbit of indeterminate colour hopping in a patch of absent rutabagas singing atonal progymnasmata to charters of nonexistence

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preamble

to wetzen the appetitus

its the twelfth of yorrowyore and supreme world leaders poutine peelingam & bidet are meeting at an undisclosed location in zoomania   as each cant understand the others accursed languages there are  considering the historic and desperate nature of these talks  twelve translators   one chinese to english  one english to russian  one russian to chinese  one chinese to russian  one russian to english  one english to chinese  and six backups      while this transcript is only in english  transcripts are also available exclusively in russian and exclusively in chinese   the original manuscript in all three languages as it was apparently actually spoken has been absconded      interpol has actively opened a criminal investigation and the worlds best minds and leading experts have been assigned

we have  for the purpose of privacy  assigned the codes of swl1 swl2 swl3 to the three supreme world leaders though not in any direct specific or even singular fashion  likewise  as the translators mutterings have occasionally improprietously and even unethically worked their way into the transcript for these weve used t1 t2 and so on through t12  again without explicit or singular assignment   finally  though scholars and journalists cant agree on source identity method  various voices not clearly belonging to any of the aforementioned 15 seem to now and then invade the proceedings  or the transcript  the relationship at timess unclear  and these  despite broad savage disputes  are labeled o1 o2 and so on until there are no more   though the unreader should be aware that  due to certain weakened methodologies of detection privacy epistemology    designations  relationships between designation and citation  citations themselves  may not as reliably conform to various standards posited among those who continue to  however inevidentially or tenuously  advocate forms of truth  though the word itself is troubled beyond repair  more replete forms of knowledge often seem to decry