political meat

the mystic political meat of desultory mutants consortium mpmdmc was found absent from todays proceedings and the conglomeration of productive activist bodies corporation cpabc has established a task force to determine strategy and next steps

were they even invited

did we even want them

who are they

do they even exist

diversity and inclusion are one of our nineteen values

but how do we include what we cant see

thats not our responsibility

we can only do so much

if you dont give to society why should society give to you

you have to be out there acting to be included

action is presence and actions life

ive read that its been said that nonactions a form of action

more coffee anyone

how was this even noticed

yeah like if theyre unseen and absent and unheard why are we even here wasting our time

killem

nervous laughter

inappropriate frank

well theyre basically dead anyway im sorry it doesnt matter

we have limited resources we all know this we have to apply our resources so that we get the biggest bang for the buck

they dont want our help anyway

they like being irrelevant they wouldnt be mystic mutants otherwise

but theyre also political meat which means

theyre not even here to speak for themselves

desultoriness distracts from our common task

whered you learn to say that

general laughter

i agree with most of whats been said but i think what were missing is that even if there were a will on their part

and we dont know this

we dont know this and even if there was capacity on ours

which there isnt

which there isnt how would we even implement anything resembling integration

or even separate domains of inclusion

good phrase pitania

its like oil and water

they can apparently be mixed but its not cost effective

theres an interesting precedent i read about recently that happened in the middle ages in the monastic state of the order of malta when there was this knight called humpesch and he fell in love with a mother superior called volupta and they used to meet in a cistern to well you know

ok back to the agenda

what does political meat even mean in this context

there is the political meat white paper that the political meat special committee produced

anybody read it

more if anyone remembers

would they even have covered special cases it was a few years ago

who was the lead on that

think it was ocney

really ocney was the lead

i cant believe they put ocney on the political meat thing

look ive got the united rations presentation coming up

if i dont finish that report for boojiza by tomorrow ill get shot

bijeldis totally on my case about the akei numbers

we have to show some deliverables 

lets refer this to the political meat white paper people

or just the white paper

the special cases clause

what if it doesnt exist

that doesnt matter

good thinking yiqi

well thanks everyone super efficient work who wants to go to lunch

general huzzahs and scurries to the many washrooms