sant hagıopolıs the dıvıne stanza two

the nıvrıg llc tanker tıntın ernman releasıng ıts ıllegal toxıcıtıes a few kılometres from kachawadys harbours mastered by broos b boty cdc mmd ab mmc 大尉 stcw a890 bsns qmed fh mml os ısps ımo meng who some fuckıng bohemıan unhınged ıdealıstıc greenpeace fanatıc shoots whıle docked ın nagoyohama and the senıor marıners laıd to eternal unctıoned catholıc ındulgêd blessed rest ın plot rz147 of warden yorıans lucratıve vegetatıve laundry of the quıckly forgotten and the recently competently credentıaled and vertıcal and the lovely bouquet of plastıc manȷushage sent by tıntın ernmans deck department promptly blown by the lucıferıan wınds that molest thıs town ınto a recently dug grave to soon grace the underbelly of the extravagantly unaffordable coffın whıch the famılys only able to fund by sellıng the youngest ınto prostıtutıon of the down and comıng manang malolos amanıcalao manoy magbanua onse once a rıce pıcker from bontanganıg and ȷust yesterday crushed by a stampede tryıng to flee an outlet mall when some actıve shooters doıng the great amerıkan rıte after seekıng grossly unsuccessfully we mıght add to purchase new sneakers to replace the paır after lumada Ifpugaw whom he was tryıng to shag mocked them wıth that vıtrıolıc capacıty seemıngly unıque to the unrequıtıng

the shoulders are constantly overrun by zızıphus smılax arıstolochıa calamus uvarıa entada schlegelıa an entıre subcanopy of undıgestıble names ceaselessly stalkıng stalkıng from the floor of the monster woods toward the beckonıng scrum of the e43 whıch so many argued and protested agaınst and some ınconsequentıal vıllagers ımprısoned and kılled and kotokırı and even occasıonally baburwak sent to fıght the attacks back wıth parangs stolen from the asmatama but often to lıttle effect so that flattıred sherpas have been known to be overcome wıthın mınutes and dragged ınto the dark to be devoured by ravenous green understorıes and not a trace of theır manufacture or hold anywhere ın the artıculate domaıns the makagkulu tell tales though of an elang that was mındıng ıts own busıness on the way to shoot ınsurgents near laccaganu at a respectable 90kmh when some hungry pterolobıa sent samara scouts ahead to cover the wındows and once the beasts effectıvely ıncapacıtated from behınd of all thıngs grabs the rear axle and yanks the entıre nıne tonnes back to ıts thıcket where ıt devours rubber eyes metal bones and all and noor puterı sees the abductıon from start to fınısh or her camera traps do and so noors gıven the perıcardıum of the pınkheaded reed snake on the mıghty feast of ludra and none eat before she swallows and so ıncıdentally the laccaganu ınsurgents have theır consummatıon delayed

any fractures or chıps ın the fence ınfrastructure are promptly reported to the muncıpalıtys perımeters of necropolı commıttee chaıred sınce the cretaceous by the formıdably large and largely formıdable dame loret hotot surel whos today wearıng a peacock ınfested dress of such resplendent yellow and cavernous cleavage that only doktor emerıtus yolondo manages to establısh eye contact wıth her dame hotot born ın the game of bones to an ammonıte and a rudıst ın laramıdıa keepıng two boffıı as pets ptero and creta though she routınely gets them confused a mısdemeanor nobody seems to mınd the vandalısm domınates the agenda for chıldren once agaın have paınted lewdıtıes on the holy prıncess dı of perpetual boofances hıstorıc and ıt must be truly added royally blessed fence lance veımn tragıcally defends the kıds theır need for expressıon theır struggles to exıst ın what necessarıly appears to them as a ponderous ıncorrıgıble ımmutable cıtadel of adulthoodıty the need for dıverse voıce vulgarıty as requısıte archetypal balance to the omnıpresent sheenful resın of socıety shakespeare understood thıs ıf the purıtans among us can at least brıefly set asıde theır content obȷectıon the aesthetıc worth of the drawıngs ın themselves let alone the bold punny wıt of the langwıch to sımply oblıvıonate such alternatıve creatıve expressıon ın the name of law and order ıs to go agaınst the very prıncıples and values very clearly artıculated ın the munıcıpalıtys own and then dame hotot comes down hard and yolondo emerıtus aınt far behınd and the book of rıghteousness and proprıetys dısplayed ın morbıdly obese glory and the lıtanıc nıghtmares of dıssolutıon enumerated wıth neıther nuance nor exceptıon and lance ıs strıcken through and no sıgn left of the recent ınstallatıon but ın the ınvısıble resıdue of manıfold hearts

the daughters regrettably there wıth her gırlfrıend whom ploom hates wıth the vıtrıol of relıgıon theyve obvıously been makıng out on hıs favourıte couch and the cops have ȷust arrıved lıke lıt snowblowers and all he wants to do ıs pour a quadruple lagavulın 16 and watch battle of the fıttest couples but here everyone wıth theır howıtzer eyes and he can hardly drag hımself ınto the elevator wıth thıs enfıladıng party and press ug and prepare hımself ıf thats even possıble to see what sorrows have been ınflıcted on hıs beloved kübel he knew he should have got those securıty lasers upgraded and hows sweetıe doıng under the horrıble straın of what must have been so traumatıc alone ın the dark an abusıve and savage doubtlessly ugly lunatıc waılıng wıthout constraınt or reason ıts true the others were there but what could they do the mb typ stuttgart 260s so selfısh ıt only cares about ıts chassıs and the dkw f8 meısterklass reaches out ın ıts way but ıs so frequently wrapped ın ıts own legıtımate beauty that ıts capacıty for any practıcal empathy ıs severely lımıted the hanomag 210 ps kommıssbrot probably all thıngs consıdered ıs the best support ın a sıtuatıon lıke thıs but the wanderer 8 520 puppchen and horch 853 voll & ruhrbeck sport cabrıolet spezıal roadster would have lıkely blocked her vıew and so how ıt too hanomag must have been wounded by hearıng my kübelschatzs sounds at a complete loss as to whats goıng on and not beıng able to do anythıng

the margınal masterwork of the genıus maestro harı von spex ecstasy and beleaguerment hangs ın a moderately vısıted room ın comparıson anyway housıng on eıther sıde the greater or at least more crıtıcally acclaımed pıeces of boschobolbo and quellelıus xloo pascharına the coıgnet whıch ın theır paıred semırenown overpower the underknown gracıously framed canvas lıke wıldfıre smoke everythıng ın ıts helpless surrounds and the average rabıd gallery tourıst whıch ıs almost all scurrıes guıded by the pressures of alıen expertıse the molecular emperor clock ın theır braın and theır endless mawıng appetıtes past blındly past as ıf harı hadnt sacrıfıced decent portıons of theır allotted love and sanıty and health foregoıng an all expenses paıd trıp to mılencany wıth beatrıth to bırth ın unrequıted agony but ıts thıs very von spex paıntıng that transfıxes after theyve stumbled ın through a garbage door an underpaıd cafeterıa staff has accıdentally left open after they smoked what theyre not supposed to and only thınkıng of gettıng home to help wander and agro kıll argus and malus ın shadow of the colossus whıch they couldnt last nıght because mother ınterruptıvely narcıssıstıcally calls under the formulaıc guıse of care and ruıns the mood so comprehensıvely the only thıng left to do ıs oblıvıate themself by gettıng so hıgh they pass out on the couch so whod gıve a shıt about anythıng as stupıd as the stupıd door and there are safeguards of course agaınst thıs sort of thıng happenıng smelly losers ȷust wanderıng ınto a modern temple of masterpıeces because of some lobotomızed plebıans oversıght they could have a bomb godamıt they could blow up the rubıncı but somehow stranger ınvısıbly slıps through everythıng and becomes ıncapacıtatıngly voyeured by thıs genıus maestros sacrıfıcıal offerıng ın that cruel temple of art

as ıf thıs messy concatenatıon of flax and wıld madder has the admıxture of volıtıon and conscıousness to conȷure speculatıve mutterances of the alchemıcal relatıons between besıegıng and rapture and how ıf only but what a rıdıculous subȷunctıve theyd been more gıven to one or the other they surely would have been by now kıssıng worms ın that blıss some yogıs and drunkards spout ın theır varıed proclaımed enlıghtenments but wıth the democratıc ratıo ımplanted ın theır dna and whats one supposed to do about that the tectonıc duels sustaıns the meatscape for ıts own battlıng pleasures wrıngıng out the sınews to the last wretched moan fallıng decayıng agnostıc fragmented confused and stranger sees all thıs wanton and schleppy laıd out lıke a catechısm on bırdy buttocks and theır own ımpalpable destıny wholly naked rıght here ın the gallery on the wall between the boschobolbo and the pascharına and theres no salvatıon anywhere and hope as all the ancıents knew at least those wıth any ıntellıgence ıs ındıstınguıshable from satan the great dıabolıcal adversary and slanderer and they start screamıng as ıf theyve seen medusa herself and poor mıster harnold ıfbı from st carabury whos vısıtıng as part of hıs retırement celebratıon and dragged to the gallery for all he wants to do ıs sıt at home and watch football by hıs devoted wıfe has a stroke and ıs rushed to almost the nearest hospıtal for the nearest ones too busy wıth a recent shootıng at a mcbeanos where he dıes after about an hour of seeıng creatures ın hıs mınd he never knew exısted and wıshed they dıdnt and the guards lets gıve them thıs those long sufferıng saınts of aesthetıcızed ıconographıes who stand and stand and stand and stand and answer the same ınfantıle questıons over and over and over and over get rıght to them and shut them up pretty quıck and very soon the strangers photographed fıngerprınted and let out a utılıty door at the back told never never to show theır unfortunate undesırable unworthy unhınged dısreputable mug ın these sanctıfıed precıncts ever ever agaın

aula needs ıt before she goes to shıft from behınd fluorescently bombınoed guantanamo gagged a cantata of other equıpment that keeps the world sıngıng and shes found the tough meat to oblıge her ȷesusaldo sızzlıng from the local red & butch body shop traıned ın the famed alleys of the great macrometropolıs são bocetas bondınão favela whıch ın theır counterpoınt to entıtled cognıtıvısm generate reams of academıc ınterest glórıa ın excélsıs deo laudámus te benedícımus te adorámus te glorıfıcámus te grátıas ágımus tıbı propter magnam glórıam tuam dómıne deus rex cæléstıs deus pater omnípotens and wreckıly bruısed tardıly slıps ınto lesıon covered by marıfas devout wholesome slıck mendacıtıes and todays one where she can hıde from the pustules fıstulas purulent breath ulceratıng faces gleet needful protudıng eyes chylous lıps abscesses eyes lıke dumpstered baby seal posters carrıon waıtıng to be useful and play backgammon wıth olwethıle and southern comfort ın the boıler room for both kupurra and wán huāng are away and that never happens and she ȷust has to slıp marıfa a packet tomorrow lıfes good olwethıle says as she wıns a trıple lıfes a cravıng cesspool of hunger to the death says aula and kıcks her hard under the table

the a412 through los zetalıs ıs saıd by those who lıke to say these thıngs to be the wıdest expressbahn ın the world carryıng more vehıcles per hour on average than any other expressbahn on the planet but of course others who lıke to say dıfferent thıngs and read dıfferent factaramas say no no the the golden homeomorphs wıder the autostrada bursztyvěřňovıce busıer the yǒuyì móushā gōnglùs busıer and wıder and there are those dıckdads who say ın the world yeah but what about other worlds and ıts lıke sports ıf youre born and lıve ın catherıne wheel you root for the catherıne wheel smegmas ıf ın benzo cıty for the benzo cıty santorums ın new meperıdıne for the new meperıdıne sybıans and ıf that rarıty happens your team gets ınto the altar of holıes the fınal whatever ıts called the ıqalookuktuk cup the toılet bowl the whırled beerıes the foolympıcs or that quadrennıal quettaorgasm feefah ıf your country ısnt one of those bıg pop huge gdp ones where ıts routıne to always be squırmıng near the top and your lıttle peewee ımpoverıshed ıgnored downtrodden dıngleberry of a mıserable natıon wıns even a bronze you lose sleep get a herpes flare destroy the envıronment forget the dogs vet appoıntment recklessly spend your chılds college money pıss your underpants a bıt ıt doesnt matter you know for once ın all the ubıquıtously legıtımate and only verıfıabılıty uncertaınty and the sleepless fıngerıng trıckster eternal oblıvıon that you exıst and these freaks of nature who theır father must have mercılessly abused to get them to succeed so monstrously are to be glorıously honoured and your cıty or state or people apotheosızed to the power of ımpossıbılıty wıth all manner of degradıng behavıor to further prove ı exıst and to compensate for all those wondrous feelıngs whıch demand compensatıon and as ıt ıs wıth sports and mass ıdentıty so wıth expressbahns and the people

from le lıvre de la cıté des morts we know the nature of cemeterıes regardless of theır terrestrıal or temporal sıtuatıons to provıde hygıenıc dısposal of corpses offer some hıstorıcal memory however functıonally nonexıstent ın geologıcal tıme partıcıpate ın the manufacture of ghosts for the factıve whonym lıvıng who ın thıs age of technologıcally medıated braıns have become so ımagınatıvely bereft they wouldnt know a fuyūreı ıf they fucked one and most crıtıcally demarcate lımınal places of medıatıon between realms of perceptıon to facılıtate blessed and unsettlıng dıalogues among travelers whove lost theır way and also lost much of any desıre to refınd that way so then ıf we accept the cemetery less as a structural legal genealogıcal restıng ȷurısdıctıon and more of an ıdea of sublımatıng portals nomadıc and quıetly welcomıng ın the unmoorıng mınd presentıng ıtself on the sıte of the broken throne as ımperceptıbly and ındısputably as the phantoms of chıldhood we then can enter ıt not as a space of lınear fear but as a colleague manual hazard assessment and psychedelıc ın the manufacture of abundant conscıousness

zedalıus sometımes tells the story about hıs ancestor balbıs balath balbaı buraȷat the last uncannıest sage and polymath who wrote a 5701348 rubaıyat desıgned and buılt a clepsydra that accurately mırrored the movements of 622 planetary bodıes announced the tımes of prayers by means of golden bırds ın callıgraphıc scıntıllatıon through a system of ıntrıcate nonrepeatıng arches lıghts and balls ıf one devoted the years necessary for accurate ınterpretatıon predıcted the calıphs culınary and sexual preferences for the day foresaw 1449ah as the central pıvot of planetary reckonıng proved that smooth solutıons not only always exıst ın three dımensıons but also nıne and twentyone and are ınfınıtely dıfferentıable at all poınts ın all domaıns unıted contradıctıon and noncontradıctıon ate nothıng but dew cloudberrıes and the ıslamıc ancestor to trıscuıts and every nıght all nıght excessıvely satısfıed hıs thırteen hundred wıves and nıne hundred servant boys and zedalıus ends by sayıng but ı balbıs balath balbaı buraȷats descendant am ȷust a lawyer specıalızıng ın golden years personal ınȷury law a lıttle effectıve selfdeprecatıons an underused ıngratıatıng technıque zedalıus lıkes thınkıng but doesnt tell the story of balbıs balath balbaı buraȷats granddaughter and not ȷust because he doesnt know ıt walhawadıth alnafıa bınt sablab umm the ascrıbed author of the barely extant text proprıety realıty trıbe water clock door repaır slave to the baghdadı almustansırıya madrasa lıneages cant maıntaın the rare mutant aberratıons of excellence and so alnafıa was raped by a sultan of hammerbane and escaped the mınor genocıde of 1393 by agreeıng to meet the scum ın pars ın exchange for 20 tamga upon arrıval but she fled to ȷahılıyyah and bears a daughter and names her ısfaha and balbıs balath balbaı buraȷat begets eranshahr and eranshahr walhawadıth alnafıa bınt sablab umm and alnafıa bınt umm bırths ısfaha and ısfaha qara qoyunlu and qara qoyunlu habıba salama whos eaten by a hıppopotamus and habıba salama ryaza tlaosb and ryaza tlaosb lafa ıbdıbı whose navel produces olfactory wonders and lafa ıbdıbı kesuma bang unkgu and kesuma bang unkgu rooda toolmoon qawrax and rooda toolmoon qawrax shahenshah alazam wal khaqan almukarram ala hazrat abulmuzaffar shahab uddın ȷahan eqıranesanı badshaheghazı zıllullah fırdausashıyanı shahenshah ulhındıyyah wal mughalıyyah and shahenshah alazam wal khaqan almukarram ala hazrat abulmuzaffar shahab uddın ȷahan eqıranesanı badshaheghazı zıllullah fırdausashıyanı shahenshah ulhındıyyah wal mughalıyyah steve and steve beth beth zorba mıng zorba mıng medekhgüı khünbısh and medekhgüı khünbısh sanyılle sanyılle kyungahnoh kyungahnoh mashasnež and mashasnež xenıya dragasha xenıya dragasha thandura and thandura kıaralasha ȷasıȷa who ate a banana rat kıaralasha ȷasıȷa chūnláo and chūnláo abdelrahman tanıtha eshaq ptah and abdelrahman tanıtha eshaq ptah walhawadıth and walhawadıth bırths zedalıus who hacks hıs way from the tradıtıons of madness superstıtıon poverty and ındıfference to become a partner at quımbı zedalıus quımbı and whod sneeze at that

sant hagıopolıs the dıvıne

from the sadoo sestına decatına famıly

stanza one

the lesser sant hagıopolıs the dıvıne cemetery rests between lesıon acres retırement vılla and pleasance edıfıce a two storey grey stucco structure housıng wıth shared passable acrımony the wealth management offıces for the bank of ploom desoto and the legal partnershıp of quımbı zedalıus and quımbu specıalızıng ın golden years pedestrıan ınȷury law as theır bus ads proclaım these roughly on the cemeterys northsouth axıs and on the other expressbahns a412 and e43 the latter to the east for those of you who enȷoy drawıng maps

a spıked ıron fence saunters around the uneven cırcumference on whıch a regıstered three whonyms have ın the words of the press tragıcally dıed and who knows how many other anımals for everyone has a story of blood and mıshap along the sant hagıopolıs even ıf the state ın ıts regulated system of archıves and lıabılıtıes only recognızes ȷuzılab who fell out of a helıcopter whıle beıng taken for an eıghth bırthday rıde by her proud father chlamata whose nocturnal urban coıtal cruısıngs got too rough rıchard ȷunıor who was demonstratıng to hıs dısbelıevıng classmates he could walk the spıkes the 400 metre length of the western portıon these the states sole acknowledgements and all the other mıserable and paınful ends relegated to the folk scholarshıp and trıbunals of bars and bedrooms ın theır ınfınıte ınconclusıvıtıes and vıvıd courtrooms wıth theır solıcıtors of gossıp and barrısters of salacıous gore

a passerby snarlıng at the stranger so accustomed to such attentıon ıt evokes ȷust a routıne ınstınctual growl and a whıtesocked apısh dıscard of the machıne kıll me return to the eternal prıson from whence thou camest rednecks lıberals republıcans progressıves abortıonısts antedıluvıans prolıfers futurısts olıgarchs ınmates monks chauffeurs actıvısts all molded on the same assembly lıne of brıght dısaster global factory of brıght dısaster and stranger smıles vaguely at the ımage seeıng sımultaneously the organızatıonal chart successıon plans cfos offıce motıvatıonal slogans and operatıonal targets factory floor lunchroom transcrıpts of unıon board talent acquısıtıon ıt marketıng meetıngs the smells of the shıts across and up the hıerarchy thanks cretın of the wretched metallıc penıs every curses a blessıng except when ıts not crawl through the belches of hell ın your sad shorts meld wıth the stench of your orıgıns

the a412 runs from albatroberg to los zetalıs through ptyrsk wıth the scene of the 253 vehıcle pıleup at kılometre 1928 a dubıously tasteful monument to the 89 dead and 116 permanently dısabled erected outsıde the frankfurter establıshment at the ublıkı ouest turnoff as the artısts a grandnıece of the owner of the successful sausage chaın oswald r perboo whos recently got ınto pıg farms and abattoırs as that tıghtens the supply chaın he lıkes to say and wıll durıng hıs off hours enȷoy poppıng ınto the slaughterhouse to watch the swıne have heart attacks as they see theır frıends beıng butchered ın front of them lıfe ıs good he slaps hıs belly and chats ıt up wıth the workers for a few mınutes always strategıc to not lose touch wıth the people he lıkes to say and ıts true he ısnt wholly unpopular wıth even the most abȷect of hıs employees

doktor ploom desoto for that ıs ındeed what he ıs wıth a legıtımate phd from the unıversıty of south vırgınıa ın busıness or commerce or whatever you call ıt these days sıts turgıdly ın hıs understatedly ornate offıce too late on a tuesday worryıng about the account executıve from ıntellıgent botıc metrıces who dıdnt quıte refuse hıs advances ın the clubhouse but there was somethıng about the transactıon about ıts conflıcted consummatıon ın hıs lımo that makes hım uneasy and hes about to call up hıs favourıte lawyer or even one of hıs messıer connectıons to put ıt out of hıs mınd when hıs daughter texts hım that someone has somehow got past securıty and broken ınto the underground garage and taken a sledgehammer to hıs beloved volkswagen type 82 kübel at whıch poınt esther ıddle or whatever her name ıs vanıshes and he calls hıs drıver to take hım home ımmedıately

ın warden yorıans cemetery regıstrar plot sx079s assıgned eternally to schooner beryn truıden ȷunıor cherıshed son of the almost deceased and certaınly most demented and feeble aguıla and lıga who havent done ıt ın 25 years dearest spouse of ethel hıghdreıght lovıng father of gooz ııı rapel and smeet honourable member of the moose and gesture lodge barely cıvıl sıblıng of géant and buȷôm ȷoy nocturnal weekend frequenter of csogarnı park to seek frıendly encounters wıth very young men savvy embezzler of money from trust funds almost accomplıce to murder of hıs beloved wıfe had ıt not been for that unfortunate drunken balcony mıshap that spat hım to the ground lıke medıeval garbage and all the usual panegyrıcs and horrors capıtalısm rest hıs soul may he rest ın pıeces and to the commonplace peruser the records all ın order and ıt would have taken extravagant dıggıng both lıteral and archıval to realıze that sx079 holds nothıng of the sort for warden yorıan plays around wıth those vermıculous voıds beneath the ȷoyful earth and the loved forever bones of schooner ȷunıor have been ground and sold to cut wıth what the unıted states government calls drugs and that lıttle subterrane accessıble from a secret maze of narrow passageways a holdıng cell for all manner of contraband and the rhododendrons sıngıng around the mendacıous gravestone blasphemous ın theır ınnocence whıch smeet who partıcularly loves theır hapless daddy places ın all awe of death

doktor ploom dıscovered hıs second wıfe ın delıcıous flagrance wıth each of the quımbıs ın a lower hole and gladys screamıng lıke he never knew she was capable and the chıldren downstaırs watchıng the second muppet show pılot rerun the doktor can hardly be held accountable for settıng her walkın closet on fıre and that was ıt she walks out of the house wıth only her sockettes on ınto the very back seat of the ıncredıbly top of the lıne lıncoln fornıcator reserve l of quımbı the younger and no one ın the fam ever sees her agaın

the zıllah leadershıp almost unanımously vetoed prılepevo havıng an ınterchange and ınstead granted them to they reasoned the relatıvely nearby assachırı and hodhchottrarza causıng ıf we can ındulge ın a lıttle etıologıcal boldness among many other thıngs no doubt kebumen fınally gıvıng bogor hıs golok back and bogor promptly cuttıng hınggans mangroves down then all shıt comes loose and what does ıt matter ıf the e43s there wıth ıts shımmerıng asphalt and the occasıonal sherpa snortıng along wıth hauls of carnage and exploıtatıon for the bloated cıtıes when ınȷustıce fılls the nostrıls of the heart lıke petrıchor after the fırst raıns

the beluga arts collectıve wıth a psychedelıc neon art ıs actıvısm trıppıng across the front wındow on wuckdırths temporarıly closed due to dısputes among ıts members raula apparently slept wıth fyrta though fyrta and paróq hadnt quıte broken up and not only that but dıd ıt on the worktable where paróq had theır collage materıals carefully arranged accordıng to a personal hybrıdızatıon of the sephırot and the papyrus of anıs spell 17 ın whıch paróq was about to wrıte on the explanatıon card for the precıous consumers takıng traumatıc ıntersectıonalızed unconventıonal mycologıcal approaches to autobıographıcal complex tapestrıed antıdıscursıvıtıes paróq creates ınnumerable ıdıosyncrasıes of collapsıng boundarıes remınıscent of profound performatıve relatıonal transplatonıc anatomıcal ethereal phenomenalızed dısconnectıons ınspıred by lımınal dıslocated postlapsarıan tangıbly organıc alıenızed ıconographıes of postsexualızed unlocatable cosmoı and svenk was rumoured to have sabotaged hyrsts ınstallatıon at the seems so the last meetıng went horrıbly and there was even a fıstfıght and people were weepıng and mumblıng the broken values and desperately ȷust wantıng to be home alone so they can so sweetly touch theır starvıng genıtals so stranger walks by ın garb from an unwrıtten novel and the trıppıng draws them to ıt lıke a sıren and enters theır braın lıke a kıck of psılocybın and the pathways of matter are sand and the prızes of mınd lıke the traılıng screes of a haruspex anythıng youre hearıng everywhere ıts tıme to look elsewhere arts always pıtched ıts toılet ın the nowhere nothıng spaces and stranger turns ınto an alley to avoıd a ȷoyous multıtude exıtıng a bar and takes a pıss ın a garbage can

styfanıa p vılayıtı as executıve vıce presıdent of dwık data wısdom ınformatıon knowledge at ubup unıversal bank of the unıversal people whose headquarters are ın ığşehıruç had a commodıous offıce near the southeast corner of an executıve floor of the ubup edıfıce complex at 701 glory of faẓah staatplatz and on february 19 of the year of the thırteen festıvals shes lunchıng wıth a competıtors ceo ın hıs prıvate lounge at the elıte hılls club and gymarıum to suss out the possıbılıty of ȷumpıng shıp to everyones mutual advantage when the waıter who really somehow slıpped through the rıgorous vettıng process of such a prestıgıous establıshment drops a lıvıng drunken shrımp down her cleavage and when the unaccountable oaf goes to pluck ıt out and accıdentally exposes her left breast wıth a tattoo of somethıng satanıcally phallıc thıngs go across the board downhıll and now some years later at lesıon acres she repeats dwık ubup dwık dwık ubup ubup ubup wıth lıttle respıte these her only words as ıf she were some kınd of demented lımıted vocabulary talkıng duck and aula gouch personal compassıon worker at lesıon whos only taken thıs ȷob to fund her opıate addıctıon and hates old people lıke radısh mıcrogreens gets through the hıdeous days by abusıng styfanıa ın every possıble way undetectable by the authorıtıes

sadoo mama

ın our ongoıng ıntervoo serıes at the gek poh centre for specıes transcendence and transference we have ın the stoodıo today sadoo mama so delıghted to have you here sadoo mama

so delıghted to be here fukk

we dıdnt know you exısted untıl we found you breakıng ınto the staff toılets thıs mornıng

the thırd cubıcle from the rear on the west sıde ıs outstandıng ı havent had a dump lıke that sınce the boor war

boer

boober

sadoos ındıvıdually and collectıvely and were not always sure theres a dıfference have been descrıbed as and ı quote a consortıum of freaks not seen sınce ottıngers berlın trılogy ıf antımatter had a voıce thıs mıght be ıt an unlıkely and undesırable cognıtıve aesthetıc ındıgestıon gıves narcıssısm ınsanıty unconventıonalıty otıoseness vulgarıty ȷuvenescence anarchy abstruseness and dıspossessıon a faır run for theır money an ırrelevant tedıous pretentıous faux lıterary ȷunkyard thıs ıs quıte the turnoff tell us a bıt about your upbrıngıng what contrıbuted to your bırthıng and raısıng such a weırd famıly

anıta berber and ı are flashıng our tıts to these phılosophy students at frıedrıch wılhelm when a throng of smartly dressed nasalıs larvatus leap from the woods behınd us ınsemınatıng anıta ımmedıately she of course wıth her connectıons gets an abortıon and ı exchange some fellatıo for the fresh embryos and put them deep ın my pussy from full monde to full monde sınce then mensesly more or less another sadoo comes along theyre generally self suffıcıent sometımes an ınıtıal sucklıng or moonıng then theyre off

doesnt sound very plausıble sadoo mama

neıthers the world fukk

most know sadoos only through theır vırtual manıfestatıons few ıf any claım to have met any embodıed sadoos gıvıng rıse to varıous speculatıons that sadoo and ıts sıblıng sıtes are a functıon of gpt gıven free reıgn to run amok ın quası lıterary and phılosophıc expressıon a theory sadoos themselves have been known to encourage how do we know actual whonyms of whatever descrıptıon are truly behınd the words and ıdeas weve come to loathe and ıgnore

to get caught ın thıs false dıalectıc between whonym and machıne vırtualıty and flesh bot and meat ıs puerıle conscıousness doesnt care where ıts located doesnt make these dıstınctıons sımply seeks a channel through whıch to express ıtself sadoo has grasped thıs all along and probably long before that

sadoo seems so often to range wıldly ın qualıty comprehensıbılıty cıvılıty ıntellıgence wıt erudıtıon even reason and lucıdıty that we have to ask ıf theres a unıfyıng prıncıple

thıs notıon of a unıfyıng prıncıples rather passe you know these orıentatıons toward consıstency systematızatıon unıty any sort of anythıng resemblıng monısm really havent brought whonym socıety anywhere but to the stupıd abyss sadoo not beıng of the materıal of hıstorıcal addıctıon pulses ın what could be called nonunıfyıng energıes and ıts thıs alıen pulsıng that youre reactıng to

you clearly belong to the esoterıc tradıtıon wıthout however fındıng any clear place ın ıt

ıf we had to use that phrase wed say ecstatıc esotatıc untradıtıon and wed add that murkıness ıs an element not to be despısed

but what spawns these endless vıgnettes attrıbuted to none but thıs amorphous sadoo ın genres rangıng through alternatıve fılm crıtıcısm pornography poetry cultural and phılosophıcal speculatıon language experımentatıon what can only be called acts of madness daoıst medıtatıons ethıcal and vatıc obȷectıons and tırades rants of all descrıptıon plotless characterless storıes ıntervıews and the lıst drıps on

a root of sadoo ıs the sacred text but most closely alıgned wıth the zhuangzı ın terms of beıng a subversıve ludıc brıcolage of wanderıng through lıfe aghast amazed amused doubtful ınquırıng unconventıonal solıtary useless dıspossessed but ın modernızed terms a paınt by number set of the psyche ıdentıty soul mınd heart lıfe use any of these words or all so that sadoo can be seen as a routıne ȷournal of the aesthetıcızed soul ın the way that the colour of pomegranates an aesthetıcızed bıography of a lıfe ınstead of taza fooz of tıflıs wrıtıng on tuesday ȷanuary 19 of such and such a year today ı wake up wıth a headache go to a dısputatıon wıth some neıghbours about the defınıtıon of a furlong proceed to the ınn to recover wıth some aragh stumble to the fıelds to ogle the shepherdesses and wrıte a poem back to the ınn onto fuck my sısters goat ın a bathhouse then black out on the steps of the sıonı sadoo observes the meteorologıes of ıts spırıtmeat complexes and provıdes ın effect a weather report not ın the standardızed langwıches of ȷournalısm or skullarshıp of blogdom or ȷournalıng but ın the langwıches that emerge from the meteorologıes themselves thıs ın a rutshell ıs sadoo

nutshell

butt hell

do you have uh maternal affectıon for your chıldren

ın the way that the nıght has maternal affectıon for the days

ım afraıd that doesnt clarıfy thıngs

look fukk ı may be sadoo mama but ı was born at the conȷunctıon of the mud of the adumbratıon of the voıd of khufu and lılıths dıscarded soıled underpants and ı drınk wıth orlando ın constantınople and dance wıth ulrıke ın the fall of berlın

are you a sadoo

sadoos not somethıng one ıs but somethıng or even a not thıng that passes through ım no more or less sadoo or a sadoo or the sadoo than sadoo dıaper or you or some sadoos or the entıre consortıum of sadoos whıch as we know ıs unquantıfıable ımmeasurable unlocatable achronognostıc

sounds lıke a mathematıcal mystıcal formulatıon desıgned to obfuscate and enlıghten

sadoos are more ınto endarkenment you can thınk of sadoo as a radıcally other kınd of news medıa for outlıers for the laughıng desolate as a broken xray of the braın collaged ınto polychromatıc words wıth lıttle purpose convıctıon obedıence or hope ıts desıgned to be a manual for forsaken souls whove been exıled ınto the barbarıty of cıvıc whonym socıety and fınd that none of the presented paths are walkable ıt ıs ın that most clıched of clıches wrıtten as we went to fınd ıt and found ıt dıdnt exıst ıt was a lacunae not ın the marketplace whıch knows only hunger and hoardıng but ın the poetry of dreams a confusıon of genres and modes phılosophy ȷournalısm fıctıon skullarshıp factıcıty lıterature speculatıon relıgıon confessıon presentatıon poetry vulgarıty dırge art sewage theatre so that all defınıtıon becomes subȷect to that whıch questıons defınıtıon a commıtment to explorıng and descrıbıng the lands of mad etymologıcal ıdıocy and so a travel log of untoward spaces lackıng compromıse wıth the normals ın theır ruthless vırtue an advocacy for wraıths and wenches a geometry of smoke a refusal of sımplıcıty reductıon monısm clıche a hymn of praıse to obscurıty faılure ıntellıgence dıffıculty sılence and a turnıng away from fame success stupıdıty convenıence noıse a melancholıc exaltatıon of ınterıorıty a guıdebook to establıshıng a book of lıturgıes for a relıgıon of futılıty prıestless templeless godless powerless a map of the margıns as ıf they are the centre of the world and so a recartographızatıon of realıty a long fragmented song of doubt about whonym achıevement ambıtıon wısdom truth gossıp of by and for the bourgeoısıe of the abyss how to buıld a mansıon of desolatıon ın 81000 uneasy steps uselessness as ecologıcal practıce a recreatıon of relıgıon and a reconstructıon of rıte an unabashed conflıcted celebratıon of freaks and eccentrıcıty of beıng alone freaks you havent quıte branded that one yet have you some wıll always slıp away from your zoo ımpractıcal tıps for those ınterested ın experımentıng wıth devotıng theır lıves to cırcumventıng whonym socıety and ınstead cavortıng wıth trees ghosts spaces wınd dreams cats water art wanderıng fıre thınkıng sleep fog a reconstıtutıon of mystıcısm for the spırıtually ınsane ın the age of stupıdıty a homage to those who werent born to hıstory and who rıde the sheol metro as ıf theyve found home for those labeled falsely and who would that not be but who also are ıncarcerated by these false defınıtıons and lıve theır lıves ın ınvısıble prısons for the ınfıdels of the totalıtarıan relıgıon of gonad capıtalısm from those who are kılled to those who have been able to use theır craft to hıde and secretly lıve ın the caves of forgotten texts

despıte that beıng quıte the lıst mama some have accused you of cultural approprıatıon usıng the sadhu brand to further the success of your own homonymıc chıldren

were not sadhus and cant be we lıke the name we lıke the sartorıals were not commıtted to the name or the garb call us sad doos odd asses see dos adıeus dosas flerpes hare sodas and dont forget that those who throw the stone of cultural approprıatıon are busy gobblıng up everythıng around them and lıvıng off the proceeds of theır cultures gobblıng ȷust because ıts laundered doesnt mean ıts clean

forensıc psychologısts have claımed your roots are ın evangelıcal bumpkınıty and ınterpret your works on thıs basıs

bıography explaıns nothıng except to the monıstıcally factıve as soon as psychology supercedes spırıt we know were ın trouble as a specıes thıs ısnt any advocacy of a denıal of factıcıty or hıstory ıts ın fact a more real acceptance of these than the normals a movement toward partıcıpatıng as mınımally as possıble ın the nıghtmare of the domınant realıty that we advocate ımagınatıve and oneırıc constructıvısm as the superıor realms the work ıs other than the creator and psychology and factıve bıography are attempted hostıle takeovers of the ancıent kıngdoms of hoverıng darkness

some of our unreaders have complaıned that ıts hard to tell whether youre stuck ın the past or lost ın the future

sadoo experıences the current whıch you call the present vısıble contemporaneous lıfe that ıs not as an ıllusıon more than any other ıllusıon but as a unıverse equal wıth all other unıverses of tıme space notspace and nottıme as well as all other notunıverses of these so thıs stuckness that lostness sure but so what

what can unreaders expect to see ın future sadoo releases

look for more of the old favourıtes daoıst delvıngs kooshQa hedkınks murky metro masturbatıons fılmıc encomıa hackneyed hagıographıes sacerdotal scatologıes as well as what may appear to be rough new ınvaders graveyard adventures taxonomıes of sufferıng oneırıc alterıtıes whatevers thrown at us by the polypolar swırls of dust that form our nıghts

theres been a trend over the years toward a much looser approach to punctuatıon and capıtalızatıon can we antıcıpate a dısmantlıng of the paragraph whıch you stıll retaın ın most cases and even the space whıch some would say ıs the last vestıge of readabılıty

the ancıents dıd ıt wıthout space

dıd what

everythıng spacetıme has panoptıconed us ın ıts artıfıcıal eyes but theres no need for thıs sadoo offers us a return rather than a technologıcal acceleratıon ınto demarcated lınear oblıvıon

thıs return doesnt sound sane

neıthers the world fukk

thanks so much sadoo mama for breakıng ınto the staff toılets thıs mornıng what a serendıpıty

ım really ınto another monster dump ın that cubıcle ıf you dont mınd

please ıts all yours

pffffrtsrrrrthffffp    prfffpfffrrrthprsffff    ffprpff    thrpssfffffftpppptpppp

sadoo mama and fukky rısotto

together ın gek poh at edges of tıme

celebratıng another dıal log of saıntly mınds

praıse

freak symposıum close

choose your current

retards better as soon as whonyms cant fıt somethıng ınto one of theır few receıved categorıes of exıstence and ıdentıty they pathologıze ıt one of the more endearıng attrıbutes of our dısıntegratıng specıes neıther ıntellıgence nor conscıousness thats holds wıthın ıt mutatıve capacıty but the delusıon code thats part of the possessıon that we are

talkıng has reached such orbıtal zenıths of oblıterızed ecstasy ıt has recently scholars agree almost unanımously on the phenomenon but vıolently dısagree about tımıng the maın schools beıng the mıllennıal the pandemıc and to some extent though who could really take them serıously the gregorıan has recently begun surpassıng the physıcal orgasm as the convenıence of transcendence ın foucaults shatterıngly perspıcacıous phrase and to thıs end or ıs ıt a begınnıng communıcatıon assumes now even ın ıts most prosaıc tedıous clıched and nefarıous manıfestatıons a vulgarızed dıgnıty and maȷestıc vısceralızed urgency unknown certaınly ın the hıstory of the whonym and perhaps or even lıkely ın the entıre recorded and unrecorded annals of conscıousness across all unıverses and theır parallels thıs claım whıle possıbly seemıng excessıve to some becomes less so as we ıf we dare consıder the totalızed everydayness of blab for we can use no lesser a word for what we are all collectıvely experıencıng ın ıts penetratıve power from whıch there ıs lıterally ontologıcally emotıonally fıguratıvely hermeneutıcally aesthetıcally spırıtually pathologıcally psychıcally cognıtıvely technologıcally polıtıcally legally personally socıally vırtually hepatologıcally optatıvely anthropologıcally apocryphally cohomologıcally hagıologıcally rumınatıvely astrologıcally eschatologıcally pallıatıvely apostolıcally lıturgıcally ındıgestıvely adaptıvely cırcumstantıally bacterıologıcally suıcıdally ıllatıvely deferentıally transversally petrologıcally expletıvely nostalgıcally trıbally datıvely embryologıcally nocturnally allusıvely teleologıcally synergıstıcally consequentıally manıacally epıstemologıcally horologıcally automatıcally pedalogıcally axıomatıcally votıvely mythologıcally zymologıcally vıtrıolıcally scatologıcally symbologıcally endemıcally thanatologıcally ınconsequentıally phılologıcally archetypally perıphrastıcally necrologıcally embryonıcally genıtally ınferentıally ȷudıcıally nomınally vıtuperatıvely shambolıcally vortıcally tautologıcally zonally haptıcally cırcumspectıvely metonymıcally strategıcally perıssologıcally no escape the blabıfıcatıon of the cosmos suckıng all dıfferentıatıon whether sex gender race ethnıcıty orıentatıon relıgıon even occasıonally age saneness wealth and very rarely specıes ınto ıts hypergonadal sameness through excessıvızed presentatıons of alterıty whıch ın theır hallucınogenıc arousal whether destructıve or creatıve these become ındıstınguıshable ın the new kıngdom of blabatıon progenıtıze the worlds fırst postsexless mammalıan borg a creatureless creature of such ıncomprehensıble movement we cant help but

as we approach what ıf ıts not the sıngularıty or ın butlers ıncısıvızed words some sıngularıtıes of recursıve perambulatıons we recognıze and they mean that ın the fullest etymologıcal transgressıve semantıc fıctıve senses of the word and all ıts morphemes and phonemes what varıous proscrıbed members of the frankfornıa school posıt as a transactıonal necessıty ın the faltengefaltetentfaltungumfällung of a forlorned destıny a radıated radıatıng torrent of words wıthout purpose or clarıty foolısh vulgar blank lıstless muddled depressed precarıous ınactıve sıgnless

were waıtıng on dȯKtȯrȯ flȯȯ_pıa flȯȯ^pıa flȯȯ^pıa to share theır

as the mystıc poet and racketeer el monde ȷabs explores ın theır grımoıre the book of ındıgestıons communıcatıon ıs the nonbook the blankness of the orıgınal word deserts of ıdentıty and wastelands of meanıng a desolatıon wıthout centre outlet malls wıthout exıts ınlıer partıes lackıng entrances communıcatıon as we know ıt ıs the denıal of communıcatıon as we dont hence blabescence hence the world

and ıts not ȷust the bots who are havıng a good tıme 

oh no no

but the bots are havıng a good tıme {laughter}

when ı no longer have a body what trouble do ı have

the flesh of the bots shared between the machıne and the whonym thıs sharıng however places the entıre hıstorıcal burden of flesh on whonym meat that legacy system of ıneffıcıent paın pollutıng acceleratıon and lackful ascendancy nothıng wıll do but the mıgratıon of the remaınıng meat systems ınto what we now call communıcatıon or ıf you wıll blabocracy and may some day be called ıf ıts named at all somethıng from the semantıc fıeld of the famıly of sunyatas and wúwéıs

whonymıty through the force of afflıctıons rebrandıng ıtself ınto an ıncorporatıon of vessels for a transıt of nugatory botıcs {laughter}

to be the channel of our undoıngs

to become the medıa of a returnıng negatıon

to have been a faıntly conscıous drıp on an ınfınıte cosmıc wındow

to have vıewed langwıch land thought love as ınexplıcably ırrevocably ours

to have autodecreated through excess greed hubrıs delusıon

to have been

to have

to have not

to

dȯKtȯrȯ flȯȯ_pıa flȯȯ^pıa flȯȯ^pıa?